King of the Hill

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**rockerbikie**

I ask for Odin's help again. He smites down the Observer. My Hill.

**The Observer**

I guess I'll be silent for some Posts, but I will be back trust me muahahahaha!
Still rockerbike's hill.

**PredaKhaine**

Odin gets hit so hard he doesn't know what day of the week he is.
My hill.

**rockerbikie**

Odin smacks you back even harder because he is a god. My hill.

**p_gray99**

Unfortunately, he is a god that doesn't exist. My hill.

**rockerbikie**

Yes, he does exist. Loki appears and starts torturing you. My hill.

**snurl**

Loki is eaten by the Grendle.
Grendle's hill.

**rockerbikie**

Grendel is slain by Sigurd. Sigurd's hill.

**rockerbikie**

Grendel is slain by Sigurd. Sigurd's hill.

**snurl**

Sigurd is backstabed by a 3rd level asassin (@4x damage).
Asassin's hill.

**rockerbikie**

Asassin is shredded by Talon.
Talon's hill.

**PredaKhaine**

Talon gets lost.

No-ones hill.

**rockerbikie**

Harold Godwinson claims the hill.
King Harold's II of England throne.

**CuddlySquig**

William the Conquerer defeats Harold Godwinson and conquers the hill.
William the Conquerer's hill.

**rockerbikie**

Harold Hadrada is not kill in Stamford bridge. He defeats William.
Harold Hadrada's hill.

**snurl**

William the Bastard is a sore loser and gets his revenge.
Bastard's hill.

**Da Kommizzar**

The Bastard gets his whole potential lineage blown out of him as my MinuteMen unleash a deathly volley into his producer entity. Not my hill, I am too far away right now. I Am waiting for another fool to come into range.

**Guardsmen Bob**

The Hill grows legs, and walks away. It's had enough of this sh--.

Run Away Hill.

**rockerbikie**

An Earth Element possesses it
Earth element's hill.

**PredaKhaine**

I give the hill to beverly and then tell william about it.

It's Beverly's Hill, Billy.

**CuddlySquig**

William the Conquerer gets rid of Beverly and gets some Tories to lynch Da Kommizzar's minutemen in the king's name before they shoot again. William the Conquerer sits back down on the hill and the Tories bow to their king.
Guess who?

My hill

**Decio**

Guess who?

NOT the Imperial Inquisition.

Just the whole Imperial Chess Fleet, chillin' on the ashen wastes of the hill after an orbital bombardment.

**Decio**

Guess who?

NOT the Imperial Inquisition.

Just the whole Imperial Chess Fleet, chillin' on the ashen wastes of the hill after an orbital bombardment.

My hill

**CuddlySquig**

Your two posts violently cancel each other out. I am left wondering what the loud noise was.

My hill.

**Guardsmen Bob**

The hill passes it's willpower test, and expels the earth elemental. Then it leaves, taking William with it.

Hill's William!

**rockerbikie**

An ent plants itself in the hill and the root attaches to the Hill's thinking mechanism.
Ent's hill.

**Da Kommizzar**

I spray your ents with weedkiller and I work on performing necromancy on my minutemen and all the other casualties
to form a great undead army that claims the hill.

My Hill

**PredaKhaine**

I take out your undead army with a collection of vinyl records. Then I sit down and watch a film.

Shaun of the Deads hill.

**Da Kommizzar**

I order an army of moles to demolish the hill, your film is now interupted.

No Hill.

**rockerbikie**

I burn all the moles and get summoners to rebuild the hill. Teemo marches up the hill and claims it. Teemo's mushrooms hill.