40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**Pyeatt**

You get a doctor sadly shaking his head sadly.

I insert a slightly sweaty man-thong that smells supicious.

**Ascalam**

You get pork tenderloin.

I insert a Kustom Mega Slugga

**Guardsmen Bob**

The vending machine excepts this dakka, and gives you five dollars.

I insert That Guy.

**Sgt_Smudge**

You receive This Guy.

I insert the bucket of blood that was previously my best friends?

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get your best friend back, but he/she is all red, and craves blood.

I insert all those Vote For ____ signs people have been sticking on my yard.

**snurl**

You get an Imperial Electorium.

I insert the people who stick the signs in the yard.

**Ascalam**

You get cultists of Tzeentch

I insert the keys to Manufactorum Ajakis

**snurl**

You get atrip to the Florida Keys.

I insert Garlic Bread.

**Lordhat**

You receive bad breath.

I insert Tom Kirby's resume.

**snurl**

You get a 3 Dollar bill.

I insert ice cubes.

**Kelly502**

You get a Margarita on the rocks and a photo of Tom Kirby for your wall.

I insert a bottle of whiskey.

**the shrouded lord**

you get a hooker. HE is angry.
I insert my avatar.

**Ascalam**

You get Kaela Mensha Khaine

I insert the tail fins from a '67 caddy

**Pyeatt**

You get the tail fins of 67 angry daemon screamers.

I insert the secret codex where they've hidden Guardsman Marbo.

**Co'tor Shas**

You get a MELTABOMB!
I insert a 3" tall (very angry) space marine.

BTW, love the sig, It's a great band.

**snurl**

You get a 30' tall, even angrier Titan.

I insert The Pretty Reckless.

**The Ivory Disaster**

You get a Stern Talking To.

I insert a bottle of orange juice with a broken protective seal that otherwise appears to be fresh and unopened.

**snurl**

You get Butterbeer.

I insert Kickstarter premiums.

**Pyeatt**

You get the last copy of "Pictures for Sad Children"

I insert "A Wish for Wings that Work"

**snurl**

You get: "If I Ran the Circus"

I insert a penguin and a scruffy cat.

**Malcador**

You get club penguin.

I insert an anarchist chick and a mutant kangaroo

**The Ivory Disaster**

You get rebellious mutant children.

I insert years of therapy.

**snurl**

You get much better now.

I insert a ticking bomb.

**Sgt_Smudge**

You get a bombing tick.

I insert Smaug.

**Guardsmen Bob**

You receive a merry band of dwarves.

I insert the two Lost Primarchs.

**Hive Fleet Cerberus**

You recive death threats from the imperium.

I insert The Day the Clown Cried

**snurl**

You get Marcel Marceau.

I insert an invisible box.

**Sgt_Smudge**

You receive nothing. Or do you?

I insert nothing.

**Ascalam**

You receive a quantum singularity.

I insert the Axe Morkai

**snurl**

You get a Wolf Pelt.

I insert a wolf.