Forum adverts like this one are shown to any user who is not logged in. Join us by filling out a tiny 3 field form and you will get your own, free, dakka user account which gives a good range of benefits to you: No adverts like this in the forums anymore. Times and dates in your local timezone. Full tracking of what you have read so you can skip to your first unread post, easily see what has changed since you last logged in, and easily see what is new at a glance. Email notifications for threads you want to watch closely. Being a part of the oldest wargaming community on the net. If you are already a member then feel free to login now.

You get rabies.

I insert a rehab pamphlet for Marbo's Meltabomb addiction.

You get a Thunderhawk Gunship kit. But it's melted.

I insert the recovery room nurse.

You get a stripper in a nurse outfit.

I insert Old Man Henderson.

You get Freddy Krueger.

I insert a bratwurst

You recieve a Bockwurst.

I insert a Frankfurter.

You get a fraulien from Dresden.

I insert bloody bandages.

You get a visit from the CDC, and a ticket.

I insert the perfect answer.

You get the perfect paradox.

I insert the charred remains of Weird Al.

You get Doomrider, but his soundtrack is polka-ized.

I insert a slaanesh worshipping shemale cult leader psyker.

You get GuardsmanBob.

I insert my last dollar.

Ascalam wrote:

I insert a slaanesh worshipping shemale cult leader psyker.

snurl wrote:You get GuardsmanBob.

I insert my last dollar.

My secret is out! You must all die!

You get your last dollar back, over and over again.

I get Creed to scout a Titan into the Vending Machine.

You get a Necron Monolith with a Titan smashed into it.

I insert free candy.

You receive free diabetes.

I insert a city, perhaps London.

You get a tiny British flag.

I insert two D batteries.

You get a double- D ork cheerleader.


I insert a rusty chainsword

You get a Rust Monster.

I insert the Minnesota Vikings.

You receive real Vikings, who invade Minnesota.

I insert an exam paper.

You get a B.

I insert Ace Bandages. (slightly bloodstained)

You get Ace Ventura, also slightly blood stain ed

I insert a gene-seed for Astral Warriors

You get a bag of seeds for spaced-out stoners.

I insert Lego.

You get a brick of ketamine

I insert a lost, confused snotling

you receive a well guided snotling with GPS included

I insert the answer to the universe

You recieve dogma.

I insert kharma.

You receive Atma. Lucky you!

I insert a DVD featuring the acting history of Kel Mitchell.

You receive food stamps.

I insert some Malifaux Terrain.

You receive Monopoly terrain.

I insert the snitch.

You get the snatch.

I insert the cold pizza.

You receive Little Caesars... basically the same thing you put in.

I insert the Phoenix Down that could have saved Aerith.

You get the order of the Phoenix.

I insert Ann Rice.

You get Ricin (aaah? Get it?)

I insert the Phantom tollbootb