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2018/03/06 18:46:06
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! You are SO filled with enthusiasm that you wind up painting the wrong army! Worse, it's not even for the right game system!
I wish I could go to Adepticon...
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2018/03/06 20:40:09
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You could go, but first you must cross the bridge of death.
I wish the weather were not so predictable.
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2018/03/06 21:02:06
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted. The weather occasionally removes all the air from outside. Good luck.
I wish congress played Infinity
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/03/07 05:40:10
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! They play...on another planet...in another solar system...and there was much rejoicing.
I wish I could play a musical instrument.
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2018/03/07 16:29:56
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! You are a master accordionist.
I wish I was really, really, really ridiculously good looking...
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2018/03/07 17:20:37
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Basecoated Black
Berkeley County WV
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Granted. You are then devoured, having been made into a really, really, really ridiculously good looking cake.
I wish I could always wake up fully rested, regardless of how long I slept.
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"At the point in time when bullets can pass through the interdimensional walls. When firepower takes up the entirety and eternity of space and time, all beings stuck in a neverending life and death cycle as bullets recover and destroy their bodies in quick succession. No one is able to think about anything but the sheer force of the bullets rapidly flying literally everywhere in the materium turning the warp itself into nothing but a sea of semi-automatic weaponry.. Then there will be enough dakka. Or, at least almost." -The Glorious God Emperor of Mankind |
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2018/03/08 21:25:54
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! Each time upon waking, you're in a maximum state of restedness which lasts approximately 5 seconds.
I wish benevolent aliens would land and fish slap the douchebags we have running this country, and by fish slap I mean Zzzap them 'Mars Attacks' style. Aaack, aaack!
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2018/03/09 15:00:12
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted. They promote the Mayan relgious system and kill the dissenters.
I wish I never had to pay for coffee again
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/03/09 16:15:54
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! Coffee no longer exists.
I wish I could get decent sushi for lunch...
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2018/03/10 01:49:48
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! But before you get your sushi, you just have to win a sword fight with the Samurai who guards the sushi bar.
I wish the hills were alive with the sound of music.
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2018/03/11 15:10:24
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Basecoated Black
Berkeley County WV
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Granted, the Hills are alive and singing merrily as they march to sate their hunger for human flesh.
I wish I could do my house cleaning in 3 seconds.
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"At the point in time when bullets can pass through the interdimensional walls. When firepower takes up the entirety and eternity of space and time, all beings stuck in a neverending life and death cycle as bullets recover and destroy their bodies in quick succession. No one is able to think about anything but the sheer force of the bullets rapidly flying literally everywhere in the materium turning the warp itself into nothing but a sea of semi-automatic weaponry.. Then there will be enough dakka. Or, at least almost." -The Glorious God Emperor of Mankind |
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2018/03/11 21:45:52
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight
Las Vegas, NV
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Granted. You move so fast the air friction causes you to catch fire.
I wish my wife would bring home a fully cooked prime rib roast from the store.
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What's the matter, kid? Don't you like clowns? |
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2018/03/11 23:31:50
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Basecoated Black
Berkeley County WV
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Granted. Your wife brings hoe the Lasgun-seared Rib of a Trygon Prime home from the store. And the Trygon. And a horde of rippers.
I wish that Girlyman would be replaced by Sanguinius as the commander of the 42nd Millennium Imperium.
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"At the point in time when bullets can pass through the interdimensional walls. When firepower takes up the entirety and eternity of space and time, all beings stuck in a neverending life and death cycle as bullets recover and destroy their bodies in quick succession. No one is able to think about anything but the sheer force of the bullets rapidly flying literally everywhere in the materium turning the warp itself into nothing but a sea of semi-automatic weaponry.. Then there will be enough dakka. Or, at least almost." -The Glorious God Emperor of Mankind |
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2018/03/12 15:15:18
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted, but he comes with a wave of flying primaris prime marines. Better get out the wallet...
I wish I had remembered to paint and assemble my marine models...
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/03/12 15:20:50
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! You remembered to paint and assemble your models... in that order... using house paint... and elmers glue...
I wish I was finished painting my Magnus the Red...
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2018/03/13 09:02:14
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You have finished painting him pink.
I wish Garycon had lasted all week.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/03/13 11:53:51
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Basecoated Black
Berkeley County WV
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Granted. Cries of tearful celebration are heard as the Last one EVER is made a week-long goodbye.
I wish for ENUF DAKKA. (Yes, I am quite aware of my signature. Be creative)
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"At the point in time when bullets can pass through the interdimensional walls. When firepower takes up the entirety and eternity of space and time, all beings stuck in a neverending life and death cycle as bullets recover and destroy their bodies in quick succession. No one is able to think about anything but the sheer force of the bullets rapidly flying literally everywhere in the materium turning the warp itself into nothing but a sea of semi-automatic weaponry.. Then there will be enough dakka. Or, at least almost." -The Glorious God Emperor of Mankind |
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2018/03/13 16:13:36
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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You get all the Dakka you could ever want after the commissar finds your Kingdom Death porn collection.
I wish it would snow
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/03/13 18:15:56
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Basecoated Black
Berkeley County WV
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Granted. It snows. and snows. and, SNOWS. your place of residence is swiftly buried, and none who venture onto the drifts without heavy mining equipment are ever seen again.
I wish for 1d4chan to finally fill out its Red links. SERIOUSL?. NOT EVEN A PAGE FOR TENENHUAIN?
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"At the point in time when bullets can pass through the interdimensional walls. When firepower takes up the entirety and eternity of space and time, all beings stuck in a neverending life and death cycle as bullets recover and destroy their bodies in quick succession. No one is able to think about anything but the sheer force of the bullets rapidly flying literally everywhere in the materium turning the warp itself into nothing but a sea of semi-automatic weaponry.. Then there will be enough dakka. Or, at least almost." -The Glorious God Emperor of Mankind |
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2018/03/14 15:21:50
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! The internet is now broken.
I wish Jodorowsky's Dune had been made...
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2018/03/14 17:15:13
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Basecoated Black
Berkeley County WV
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Granted! The film is made, but gets into legal trouble and changes producers who proceed to butcher the beautiful thing until... well... Cool World or The Thing (2011). Plot butchery or Effects AND Plot butchery. Take your pick.
I wish Legend of Korra was actually good.
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"At the point in time when bullets can pass through the interdimensional walls. When firepower takes up the entirety and eternity of space and time, all beings stuck in a neverending life and death cycle as bullets recover and destroy their bodies in quick succession. No one is able to think about anything but the sheer force of the bullets rapidly flying literally everywhere in the materium turning the warp itself into nothing but a sea of semi-automatic weaponry.. Then there will be enough dakka. Or, at least almost." -The Glorious God Emperor of Mankind |
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2018/03/14 19:47:03
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight
Las Vegas, NV
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It is but only if you're 9 years old.
I wish the new Necromunda rules were done better.
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What's the matter, kid? Don't you like clowns? |
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2018/03/15 00:14:56
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Now they make absolutly no sense at all, a true milestone in miniature gaming.
I wish for a Mordheim revival.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/03/15 14:41:05
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted. It's written by E. L. James and has a very similar plotline involving a rich human and his vampire secretary. They have a pet beholder - you know from D&D? Only it's fuzzy and speaks japanese.
I wish I had a plane
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/03/15 14:57:02
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Tough-as-Nails Ork Boy
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Granted, but he was constructed by orks
I wish to be in holiday
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Imperials fists 2060  Orks 1100 
Firestorm and Star Wars Armada |
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2018/03/15 14:57:45
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! It's made out of cardboard & doesn't actually fly.
I wish Weta Workshop's GKR; Heavy Hitters wasn't so expensive...
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2018/03/15 16:16:30
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Basecoated Black
Berkeley County WV
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DOUBLE GRANTED. One of you is IN a snowglobe forever, and the other gets Heavy Hitters for only 20 cents, considering Weta goes bankrupt and the game fades into obscurity.
I wish I could make a living as a writer for a beloved show.
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"At the point in time when bullets can pass through the interdimensional walls. When firepower takes up the entirety and eternity of space and time, all beings stuck in a neverending life and death cycle as bullets recover and destroy their bodies in quick succession. No one is able to think about anything but the sheer force of the bullets rapidly flying literally everywhere in the materium turning the warp itself into nothing but a sea of semi-automatic weaponry.. Then there will be enough dakka. Or, at least almost." -The Glorious God Emperor of Mankind |
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2018/03/15 23:15:35
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight
Las Vegas, NV
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Granted. Since you didn't say WHO loved the show you're stuck with that crappy series This Is Us.
I wished our cats cooked great burgers on demand.
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What's the matter, kid? Don't you like clowns? |
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2018/03/15 23:28:28
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Tough-as-Nails Ork Boy
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Granted. You are the meat.
I wished to go to sleep
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Imperials fists 2060 Orks 1100
Firestorm and Star Wars Armada |
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2018/03/16 01:13:13
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Basecoated Black
Berkeley County WV
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Granted. You fall asleep during work, and are promptly fired.
I wish to git gud.
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"At the point in time when bullets can pass through the interdimensional walls. When firepower takes up the entirety and eternity of space and time, all beings stuck in a neverending life and death cycle as bullets recover and destroy their bodies in quick succession. No one is able to think about anything but the sheer force of the bullets rapidly flying literally everywhere in the materium turning the warp itself into nothing but a sea of semi-automatic weaponry.. Then there will be enough dakka. Or, at least almost." -The Glorious God Emperor of Mankind |
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