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Made in gb
Last Remaining Whole C'Tan






Granted. It’s made from the old Forgeworld resin mold, which they didn’t even dust off properly, and so is all warped and bent to buggery, making it drive more like a clown car. Due to this....unconventional....steering, you drive it straight off a cliff where it shatters into a million pieces and each of those pieces shatter into a million pieces.

I wish Rupert Murdoch’s empire of lies would crumble overnight.

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Pfizer vaccine administered 13:40pm 18 Feb 21. Still no second head. Second jab 13:35pm 6 May 2021. At the Masonic Hall. 
   
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Torture Victim in the Bowels of the Rock





Granted, but the truth that he was covering up was that human exist on earth because we are all being farmed by Dark Eldar. Enjoy your life as a couch.

I wish GW would make a Hollywood Movie.
   
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Last Remaining Whole C'Tan






Granted. They obtain the rights to the Care Bears and make a live action movie utterly faithful to the source material. The scads of cash made lead them to abandon what they currently produce.

I wish the weather would act more like it should for this time of year in the U.K., and only in the U.K.

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Pfizer vaccine administered 13:40pm 18 Feb 21. Still no second head. Second jab 13:35pm 6 May 2021. At the Masonic Hall. 
   
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Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Granted. The weather becomes normalized in the UK... This affects the beer making process reducing both the quantity and quality of UK beer.

I wish my dog would stay in the yard.

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in gb
Highlord of Terra






Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.

You never find enough solvent for the glue, or the prankster who did it, a veterinarian mercifully puts the dog to sleep.

I wish for three hot blondes and a pizza (lets see if anyone gets this right this time).

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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.

It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. 
   
Made in gb
Last Remaining Whole C'Tan






Granted.

Unfortunately the three hot blondes are Dracula’s wives who drain you of blood. Your body cools faster than your uneaten pizza.

I wish Dogs had similar life spans to humans, with the corresponding ageing process.

Lovely Doggos.

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Pfizer vaccine administered 13:40pm 18 Feb 21. Still no second head. Second jab 13:35pm 6 May 2021. At the Masonic Hall. 
   
Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Granted. Humans now age according to "Dog Years".

I wish GW would unsquat a certain race in 40k.

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in gb
Dakka Veteran





Granted. “Squats” are brought back to 40K, and are officially “unsquated” to such an extent that they are made taller. Even taller than space marines. These 8’ super soldiers are also renamed “Primaris marines” and the lore rewritten to make them better fit with the current 40K aesthetic.

I wish I made better financial decisions in my 20s.

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Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Granted, but then you started hanging with an actor named Carlos Estevez and blew it all on hookers and blow.

I wish for the weather to clear so I can get some much needed yard work done. It's been raining all month.

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
 
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