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Made in gb
Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon






Granted. It’s made from the old Forgeworld resin mold, which they didn’t even dust off properly, and so is all warped and bent to buggery, making it drive more like a clown car. Due to this....unconventional....steering, you drive it straight off a cliff where it shatters into a million pieces and each of those pieces shatter into a million pieces.

I wish Rupert Murdoch’s empire of lies would crumble overnight.

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Torture Victim in the Bowels of the Rock





Granted, but the truth that he was covering up was that human exist on earth because we are all being farmed by Dark Eldar. Enjoy your life as a couch.

I wish GW would make a Hollywood Movie.
   
Made in gb
Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon






Granted. They obtain the rights to the Care Bears and make a live action movie utterly faithful to the source material. The scads of cash made lead them to abandon what they currently produce.

I wish the weather would act more like it should for this time of year in the U.K., and only in the U.K.

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Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Granted. The weather becomes normalized in the UK... This affects the beer making process reducing both the quantity and quality of UK beer.

I wish my dog would stay in the yard.

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in gb
Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress






Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.

You never find enough solvent for the glue, or the prankster who did it, a veterinarian mercifully puts the dog to sleep.

I wish for three hot blondes and a pizza (lets see if anyone gets this right this time).

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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.

It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. 
   
Made in gb
Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon






Granted.

Unfortunately the three hot blondes are Dracula’s wives who drain you of blood. Your body cools faster than your uneaten pizza.

I wish Dogs had similar life spans to humans, with the corresponding ageing process.

Lovely Doggos.

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Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Granted. Humans now age according to "Dog Years".

I wish GW would unsquat a certain race in 40k.

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut





Granted. “Squats” are brought back to 40K, and are officially “unsquated” to such an extent that they are made taller. Even taller than space marines. These 8’ super soldiers are also renamed “Primaris marines” and the lore rewritten to make them better fit with the current 40K aesthetic.

I wish I made better financial decisions in my 20s.

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Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Granted, but then you started hanging with an actor named Carlos Estevez and blew it all on hookers and blow.

I wish for the weather to clear so I can get some much needed yard work done. It's been raining all month.

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in us
Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader





Albuquerque,, NM

GRANTED! It hasn't rained since & now half the state is on fire.

I wish for Epic 40k...
   
Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Granted.
You go blind trying to paint the minis to 'Tournament Standard'.


Edit: I wish I had remembered this part when I first made this post.

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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You remembered because you were beaten senseless by a dancing man with a fish until you came around.

I wish to log in here more often.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader





Albuquerque,, NM

Granted! It's not worthwhile.

I wish for a sequel to the Space Marine video game...

   
Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Granted. Its made by EA and weapons upgrades are now paid DLCs.... every time you play.

I wish I hadn't bought that last DLC from EA.

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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in gb
Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon






Granted. You bought all their DLC for every game they’ve ever made instead, and in fact signed up to a Continuous Payment Authority so they can bill you for every subsequent DLC they ever make in the future.

I wish BritBox would crack on with putting up more classic Grange Hill.

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Pfizer vaccine administered 13:40pm 18 Feb 21. Still no second head. Second jab 13:35pm 6 May 2021. At the Masonic Hall. 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. But too classic. It now plays like Donkey Kong on an NES console.

I wish to sit beneath the palms and drink the wine.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Tzeentch Veteran Marine with Psychic Potential




dorset

 snurl wrote:
Granted. But too classic. It now plays like Donkey Kong on an NES console.

I wish to sit beneath the palms and drink the wine.


granted! however, in this jurisdiction, public drunkenness has been a rising problem and the judge is making an example of you...


i wish the kill team rules laid out in a easier to read manner.

Then it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an` Tommy, 'ow's yer soul? "
But it's " Thin red line of 'eroes " when the drums begin to roll
The drums begin to roll, my boys, the drums begin to roll,
O it's " Thin red line of 'eroes, " when the drums begin to roll.
"Tommy", Rudyard Kipling
Exporitor force kappa-Tercia 500pts Coven of XVth 1000pts
Western Host 1500 pts Watch Company Rho 1000pts
 
   
Made in gb
Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon






Granted! Both your eyes fall off, and your fingers drop off preventing you from learning brail.

I wish those sodding builders would finally stop finding things to angle grind.

It’s been three years.

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Made in gb
Tzeentch Veteran Marine with Psychic Potential




dorset

 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
Granted! Both your eyes fall off, and your fingers drop off preventing you from learning brail.

I wish those sodding builders would finally stop finding things to angle grind.

It’s been three years.


granted, having run out of things to grind into shape, they now start the hammering. the endless, endless hammering.


i wish more artistic skill in my model painting, and that the end result doesnt look like it was done by Timmy, age 5.

Then it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an` Tommy, 'ow's yer soul? "
But it's " Thin red line of 'eroes " when the drums begin to roll
The drums begin to roll, my boys, the drums begin to roll,
O it's " Thin red line of 'eroes, " when the drums begin to roll.
"Tommy", Rudyard Kipling
Exporitor force kappa-Tercia 500pts Coven of XVth 1000pts
Western Host 1500 pts Watch Company Rho 1000pts
 
   
Made in gb
Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon






Granted. It doesn’t look like it was done by Timmy, aged 5, to you, on account of the ill advised eyeball/paintbrush interface which gouged out both your eyes.

Nice one, blindo!

I wish I could actually do the floor exercises in my gym sets, without looking like a tubby turtle desperately trying to right itself.

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Made in gb
Guard Heavy Weapon Crewman





Hailsham

 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:


I wish I could actually do the floor exercises in my gym sets, without looking like a tubby turtle desperately trying to right itself.


Granted

but all floors you exercise on are the cleftal horizon of a flatuent Ork

I wish I had shoes that never wore out

Road to 5k Points current standing - 5,851

Astra Militarum army thread: https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/801034.page

Army fiction thread https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/801004.page#11222210 
   
Made in gb
Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon






Granted. They were your first pair of baby booties, and being indestructible your Mum never saw fit to replace them. Not only are your feets hideously mangled by their soft woolen prisons, but they never grew beyond baby feets.

I wish one of the car sellers I’ve hit up would get back to me, I need wheels!

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Fed up of Scalpers? But still want your Exclusives? Why not join us?

Pfizer vaccine administered 13:40pm 18 Feb 21. Still no second head. Second jab 13:35pm 6 May 2021. At the Masonic Hall. 
   
Made in gb
Guard Heavy Weapon Crewman





Hailsham

 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:


I wish one of the car sellers I’ve hit up would get back to me, I need wheels!


Granted

You get a nice new shiny RED car, as we all know red ones to go faster but they don't turn very well, the resulting sideswipe of a house results in half your face tearing off - dark knight harvey dent style - to add insult to injury once you recover anything you eat now falls out the side of your mouth.

I wish my bubblegums flavour would last forever

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Made in gb
Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon






Granted. Your Ever Lasting Bubblegum is super sticky, so you can’t spit it out, and it’s Rancid Badger Scrotum flavour.

I wish when I take Nat and the girls to Shocktoberfest, the girls are able to go off on their own so Nat and I can have some alone time.

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Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Granted. Unfortunately, those zombies were real. Nat and the girls made it out due to your "heroic sacrifice" after you tripped on your untied shoelaces.

I wish the guy who messed up the brakes on my car had let a mechanic do them instead.

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in ca
Sureshot Kroot Hunter





Granted. But the mechanic secretly works for a chop shop and now your car has mysteriously vanished.

I wish that Kroot would finally become their own army, Harlequin style.

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Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

Granted. They become a separate army but they are absolute garbage-tier and practically impossible to win any games with, and their new models are the fugliest thing GW has made in years.

I wish my 3d printer never failed a print, ever.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 4/26/22, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~18000 | Space Marines (Blood Ravens and others): ~900 | Space Wolves: ~5000
Astra Militarum: ~800 | Adeptus Custodes: ~1100 | Imperial Knights: ~1300 | Sisters of Battle: ~4300
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Total models painted in 2021: 114 | Total models painted in 2022: 24 | Current main painting project: Middle-Earth Easterlings
 Mr_Rose wrote:
Who doesn’t love crazy mutant squawk-puppies? Eh? Nobody, that’s who.
 
   
Made in gb
Guard Heavy Weapon Crewman





Hailsham

Granted: you printer never fails but all it can print now is cursed sex toys

I wish I my neighbour Karen would give my table back

Road to 5k Points current standing - 5,851

Astra Militarum army thread: https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/801034.page

Army fiction thread https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/801004.page#11222210 
   
Made in pl
Steady Dwarf Warrior



Wroclaw , Poland

i wish core units was cheap in money





i wish i knew all orc rules






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Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You know all the orc rules and they all suck, because what do you expect for something so cheap?

I wish Dubman had granted the wish lord Bickerstaff made, about the return of the table, like he was supposed to.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
 
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