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Made in gb
Sinewy Scourge






Washington, hell, uk

granted,

how are your hello kitty marines?


I wish for battlefleet fury's revival

Nom

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Made in fr
Trazyn's Museum Curator





on the forum. Obviously

Granted, but its bloody terrible.

I wish I were a Oscar Meyer Hotdog

What I have
~4100
~1660
: LM

Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!

A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble

 
   
Made in us
Veteran ORC







CthuluIsSpy wrote:Granted, but its bloody terrible.

I wish I were a Oscar Meyer Hotdog


Granted, but you fall on the floor and get thrown away, never to be consumed; the best death of OM Hotdogs.

I wish I was constantly flanked by beautiful women.

I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. 
   
Made in fr
Trazyn's Museum Curator





on the forum. Obviously

Slarg232 wrote:
CthuluIsSpy wrote:Granted, but its bloody terrible.

I wish I were a Oscar Meyer Hotdog


Granted, but you fall on the floor and get thrown away, never to be consumed; the best death of OM Hotdogs.

I wish I was constantly flanked by beautiful women.


Granted, by they are all militant feminazis.

I wish I was Charlie Sheen.

What I have
~4100
~1660
: LM

Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!

A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble

 
   
Made in gb
Sinewy Scourge






Washington, hell, uk

Granted, there isn't really a way to corrupt that cos charlie sheens sucks on so many levels.

I wish my hair would sort myself out.

Nom

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Made in us
Veteran ORC







Granted, your hair rips you apart peice by peice and places you in Alphabetical order.

I wish Said Feminazis weren't feminazis....

I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. 
   
Made in gb
Sinewy Scourge






Washington, hell, uk

Granted but now they need and new cause and they just hate you.


I wish my hamster stopped peeing on me.

Nom

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Made in gb
Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps





On your roof with a laptop

Granted. It now pees on/in your food.

I wish I was always in perfect health.

This is a signature. It contains words of an important or meaningful nature. 
   
Made in gb
Sinewy Scourge






Washington, hell, uk

granted, but because of your insanely good health you now are sought after by the MoD for 'testing'.....

I wish I could move already :/

Nom

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Made in au
Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought




Wollongong, Australia

Wish granted but you move next to a Carnifex migration trail.

I wish to play a Good Board Game with someone.

 
   
Made in au
Frenzied Berserker Terminator






granted but the person is a TFG and a rules nazi.

I wish games workshop was cheaper.

Veteran Sergeant wrote:In the grim darkness of the far future, the guy with a rifle is the weakest man on the battlefield, left to quake in terror, hoping the two or three shots he gets do the job before somebody runs screaming across the battlefield to hit him with an energized stick.


http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/440996.page
 
   
Made in gb
Raging Ravener




Safely watching earth blow up up from a good 60 million miles away :)

Granted but they would still be too much

I wish that i had over 9,000 ponys on planet unicorn

 
   
Made in gb
Twisted Trueborn with Blaster






Somewhere in the Webway

there are only 8,000.
I wish this thread would end...

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DA:00S++GM++B++I+Pw40k09+D+A+/eWD311R+T(F)DM+ 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

But you shall slowly be torn in half by my minions.

I wish I had the money to start a Lizardmen Army, along with the rulebook and army book.

BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
Made in gb
Sinewy Scourge






Washington, hell, uk

Granted you get three hundred dollars, that should cover a lord, one troops choice and one different troop along with the books.

Shame they just got squated

I wish Sisters were cheaper.

Nom

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Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

But they are now a fantasy army

I wish I could eat my feet

BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
Made in gb
Sinewy Scourge






Washington, hell, uk

Granted, but no real way to corrupt that since having no feet is generally viewed as a bad thing.

I wish I could get a story published with BL.

Nom

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Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

Granted, but it shall be several hundred pages thick, hardcover and smacked repeatedly upside your head.

I wish I could bring Edd Gould of Eddsworld back to life

BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
Made in gb
Sinewy Scourge






Washington, hell, uk

Granted but he comes back as a douche.

I wish marmite was nice


Nom

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Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

nomsheep wrote:Granted but he comes back as a douche.


Now that is impossible!

Granted, but it causes cancer.

I wish that I could fit my fist into my mouth.

BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
Made in gb
Sinewy Scourge






Washington, hell, uk

Granted but it gets stuck. good luck explaining that to the doctors.

I wish i had a hello kitty army


Nom

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Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

Granted, but the entire thing is taken by your new brother to a science fair to show what happens when plastic is microwaved.

I wish that the female gender was attracted to me.

BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
Made in gb
Sinewy Scourge






Washington, hell, uk

Granted but they give you so much attention that you go insane.

I wish that the 'just friends' category didn't exist.

NOm

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Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

Granted, but it gets replaced with the "Only Friends" catergory.

I wish I could ride a Carnifex.

BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
Made in gb
Sinewy Scourge






Washington, hell, uk

Granted but he eats you after.

I wish i coud hug a bear.

Nom

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Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

Granted, but the bear is a lie.

I wish I could make a Gatling Gun

BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
Made in au
Frenzied Berserker Terminator






Granted by its ant sized.

I wish I could pouch a hole in the moon.

Veteran Sergeant wrote:In the grim darkness of the far future, the guy with a rifle is the weakest man on the battlefield, left to quake in terror, hoping the two or three shots he gets do the job before somebody runs screaming across the battlefield to hit him with an energized stick.


http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/440996.page
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought




The oceans of the world

Granted, but you break every bone in your body.

I wish I had a new laptop.
   
Made in gb
Sinewy Scourge






Washington, hell, uk

Granted but but it gets virused and dies.

I wish i knew why my browser was suddenly spell checking everything.


Nom

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Made in us
Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus






Granted, but now you are left to wonder why your computer is pondering the mysteries of the universe.
I wish gauss weapons were rending.

Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)

 H.B.M.C. wrote:
Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
 
   
 
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