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Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





War Kitten wrote:Oh boy, Palleus is getting up to mischief. We need to take care of him, quickly.

Good luck with that.

Sgt. Vanden wrote:So I see Palleus has been busy while we were all gak talking each other...Scary how fast these...Orks...Catch on...

Just orks, you say?


They/them

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

If Palleus ends up meeting with BJ, I think we're going to have to rethink all of our stategies...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut





Well technically, I've only been reigning terror on other greenskins...

The Eye of Night- Psst! Oi, git! Wanna buy sum waagh?
Sgt. Vanden- Oh sweet lord I just googled it...
Bobthehero-*laughs in hotshot volley rifle*  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

But you'll turn your focus on da 'Umiez very soon now won'tcha?

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
War Kitten wrote:Oh boy, Palleus is getting up to mischief. We need to take care of him, quickly.

Good luck with that.

Sgt. Vanden wrote:So I see Palleus has been busy while we were all gak talking each other...Scary how fast these...Orks...Catch on...

Just orks, you say?


I don't like it when you say these things Smudge. It gives me nightmares.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





 War Kitten wrote:
 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
War Kitten wrote:Oh boy, Palleus is getting up to mischief. We need to take care of him, quickly.

Good luck with that.

Sgt. Vanden wrote:So I see Palleus has been busy while we were all gak talking each other...Scary how fast these...Orks...Catch on...

Just orks, you say?


I don't like it when you say these things Smudge. It gives me nightmares.

Have you read the chunk after the (very good) one written by Palleus?


They/them

 
   
Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut





 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
If Palleus ends up meeting with BJ, I think we're going to have to rethink all of our stategies...


That would be an interesting meeting... Very interesting...

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
But you'll turn your focus on da 'Umiez very soon now won'tcha?


Well I guess that depends on what the 'Umiez do... and how nice they are to my blue-skinned friends

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/25 16:33:01


The Eye of Night- Psst! Oi, git! Wanna buy sum waagh?
Sgt. Vanden- Oh sweet lord I just googled it...
Bobthehero-*laughs in hotshot volley rifle*  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
War Kitten wrote:Oh boy, Palleus is getting up to mischief. We need to take care of him, quickly.

Good luck with that.

Sgt. Vanden wrote:So I see Palleus has been busy while we were all gak talking each other...Scary how fast these...Orks...Catch on...

Just orks, you say?


I don't like it when you say these things Smudge. It gives me nightmares.

Have you read the chunk after the (very good) one written by Palleus?


Yes, and I'm hoping that I have more planes than you

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Considering that I'm allied or at least at truce with Hannibal, the Imperium, and the Tillers, I think things might get interesting for me soon


They/them

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

And/or more trains. We can throw Thomas the Tank-Engine at the Mantas. See how they like giant blue objects flying towards them.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut





 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
Have you read the chunk after the (very good) one written by Palleus?


Oh now, you're making me blush! I'm turning green! Well, a deeper shade of green...

Note: The tau post is pretty legit, too.

The Eye of Night- Psst! Oi, git! Wanna buy sum waagh?
Sgt. Vanden- Oh sweet lord I just googled it...
Bobthehero-*laughs in hotshot volley rifle*  
   
Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut





 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
And/or more trains. We can throw Thomas the Tank-Engine at the Mantas. See how they like giant blue objects flying towards them.


"Hi kids! Today we're going to learn about projectile motion! Now watch as we- Wait, what are you doing? What!? No, stop! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/25 16:40:21


The Eye of Night- Psst! Oi, git! Wanna buy sum waagh?
Sgt. Vanden- Oh sweet lord I just googled it...
Bobthehero-*laughs in hotshot volley rifle*  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
Considering that I'm allied or at least at truce with Hannibal, the Imperium, and the Tillers, I think things might get interesting for me soon


That's the plan at least. My target is Palleus, but if you try to help him my planes will try to shoot you in the face.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut





 War Kitten wrote:
 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
Considering that I'm allied or at least at truce with Hannibal, the Imperium, and the Tillers, I think things might get interesting for me soon


That's the plan at least. My target is Palleus, but if you try to help him my planes will try to shoot you in the face.


Just remember that I've not made any attacks against the imperium yet, so right now you guys don't know that I'm anything more than some feral ork tribes

The Eye of Night- Psst! Oi, git! Wanna buy sum waagh?
Sgt. Vanden- Oh sweet lord I just googled it...
Bobthehero-*laughs in hotshot volley rifle*  
   
Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Palleus wrote:
 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
Have you read the chunk after the (very good) one written by Palleus?


Oh now, you're making me blush! I'm turning green! Well, a deeper shade of green...

Note: The tau post is pretty legit, too.

Could one say
50 Shades of Green?


War Kitten wrote:
 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
Considering that I'm allied or at least at truce with Hannibal, the Imperium, and the Tillers, I think things might get interesting for me soon


That's the plan at least. My target is Palleus, but if you try to help him my planes trains will try to shoot you in the face.

What's poor Palleus done to you? Well, yet...

Also, fixed.


They/them

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Palleus wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
Considering that I'm allied or at least at truce with Hannibal, the Imperium, and the Tillers, I think things might get interesting for me soon


That's the plan at least. My target is Palleus, but if you try to help him my planes will try to shoot you in the face.


Just remember that I've not made any attacks against the imperium yet, so right now you guys don't know that I'm anything more than some feral ork tribes


And we want to purge the feral Orks too. So since you're in a slap fight with said other ferals still you're a prime target.


Plus think of the loot you can get Palleus! Flying metal boxes!

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

"Doo dee doo de do doo! *Crash*"

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut





 War Kitten wrote:
Plus think of the loot you can get Palleus! Flying metal boxes!


*Perks up*

Loot, loot, loot, loot, loot!

The Eye of Night- Psst! Oi, git! Wanna buy sum waagh?
Sgt. Vanden- Oh sweet lord I just googled it...
Bobthehero-*laughs in hotshot volley rifle*  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Gets the old chocolate.sfm flashbacks*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in ie
Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade





Cork, Ireland

 Palleus wrote:
 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
Have you read the chunk after the (very good) one written by Palleus?


Oh now, you're making me blush! I'm turning green! Well, a deeper shade of green...

Note: The tau post is pretty legit, too.


Would you rather be a shade of sickly yellow ?

Sgt. Vanden I bet Irish can do that by flashing his bear chest.
Sgt. Vanden Irish is the definition of a Dutch oven
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

I bet Irish can do that by flashing his bear chest.

If ever was there a time to shoot me in the throat, now would be it.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/25 16:53:02


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Palleus wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
Plus think of the loot you can get Palleus! Flying metal boxes!


*Perks up*

Loot, loot, loot, loot, loot!



Now all you have to do is reveal yourself to me and you get the opportunity to fight me for some loot!

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

"Step right up, step right up! For the first time in Imperial history, any lucky greenskinned contestant has a chance to win...This brand...New...LOOT!

All one must do, is beat back the conscript spam, brave the wall of Lemans, and mind you, they are quite sour, wade your way through 12 green miles of Imperial artillery, and you can win this SHINY METAL BOX!"
T's&C's apply, there is a chance that competitors may or may not get 3rd degree burns, shot, shot with 3rd degree burns, maimed, run over, run over and maimed, get blown to pieces, stabbed with a bayonet etc.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/25 17:04:55


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
"Step right up, step right up! For the first time in Imperial history, any lucky greenskinned contestant has a chance to win...This brand...New...LOOT!

All one must do, is beat back the conscript spam, brave the wall of Lemans, and mind you, they are quite sour, wade your way through 12 green miles of Imperial artillery, and you can win this SHINY METAL BOX!"


I would pay to see that.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in ie
Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade





Cork, Ireland

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
I bet Irish can do that by flashing his bear chest.

If ever was there a time to shoot me in the throat, now would be it.


Was thinking more of an incision to the throat but im willing to compensate

Sgt. Vanden I bet Irish can do that by flashing his bear chest.
Sgt. Vanden Irish is the definition of a Dutch oven
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Irishpeacockz wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
I bet Irish can do that by flashing his bear chest.

If ever was there a time to shoot me in the throat, now would be it.


Was thinking more of an incision to the throat but im willing to compensate
'

At least you're willing to compensate Irish. Shows you have character.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in ie
Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade





Cork, Ireland

Such a noob at the moment, how does one sig ? Did i do it right

Sgt. Vanden I bet Irish can do that by flashing his bear chest.
Sgt. Vanden Irish is the definition of a Dutch oven
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

I'll be writing my next Necron/Tau peace later tonight probably, but I am enjoying the day of my birth without Crusade Memes

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Stabbin' Skarboy






So put up SkullEater reaction and revealed that
Spoiler:
Gadnuk
is back in town.
   
Made in ie
Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade





Cork, Ireland

Gadnuk, Gadnuk, Gadnuk hmmmm is he the kommando or is he the one with the daemon bike from the last crusade, cannot remember which

Sgt. Vanden I bet Irish can do that by flashing his bear chest.
Sgt. Vanden Irish is the definition of a Dutch oven
 
   
 
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