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2013/03/20 12:18:04
Subject: King of the Hill
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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought
Wollongong, Australia
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Cerberus tears you apart and eats you.
Cerberus hill.
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2013/03/20 21:37:07
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lethal Lhamean
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Cerberus turns into a coyote, just in time to see a Road Runner run past. Road Runner's hill.
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2013/03/21 02:27:25
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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A rabbit disguised as a sexy female roadrunner lures it away. Meanwhile the hill is covered with traps and explosive mines courtesy of the ACME company.
Open hill, if you dare.
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2013/03/21 08:44:30
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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I send in a coyote. He sets up another few traps from the acme corporation and the last one he sets goes off prematurely. then he wanders/staggers/is blown blithely round the hill, relentlessly setting off every single trap in one massive clusterfeth of pain.
I talk him into taking his traps back and asking for a refund. He wilts and is given store credit (only redeemable for more acme traps)
My Hill.
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 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/03/21 11:53:13
Subject: King of the Hill
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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought
Wollongong, Australia
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A zombie bites Preda.
Zombie PredaKhaine Hill.
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2013/03/21 11:59:03
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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Erm...
My hill. But in a zombie way.
That was easy 
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/03/23 07:44:10
Subject: King of the Hill
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
Los Gatos, CA
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A Ratling snipes PredaKhaine with a headshot.
Ratlings Hill.
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BAO 2015 : Best Space Wolves.
The best battle plans are the simplest. Just run forward and punch your enemy in the face. |
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2013/03/23 14:37:19
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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The Ratling finds a leftover ACME trap the hard way.
Mousetrap Hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/03/23 14:57:44
Subject: King of the Hill
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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought
Wollongong, Australia
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A water element makes all the traps useless.
Water element hill.
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2013/04/01 04:43:45
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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A cold day freezes the water elemental, when it thaws it sinks harmlessly into the hill, and the pumpkin vines begin to grow once more.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/04/02 05:52:47
Subject: King of the Hill
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Possessed Khorne Marine Covered in Spikes
Ohio
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The great pumpkin grows from the vines
Great pumpkins hill.
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  The Black Hand
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2013/04/03 02:36:30
Subject: King of the Hill
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
Los Gatos, CA
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The Great Pumpkins hide as Linus comes looking for him.
Linus van Pelt’s hill.
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BAO 2015 : Best Space Wolves.
The best battle plans are the simplest. Just run forward and punch your enemy in the face. |
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2013/04/03 04:25:08
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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The Great Pumpkin eats Linus.
My hill again.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/04/03 18:30:20
Subject: King of the Hill
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Automated Rubric Marine of Tzeentch
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
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The Great Baker comes and turns the Great Pumpkin into a Great Pumpkin Pie, then the Pilgrims rise from their graves and become zombies to have Thanksgiving II
Zombie Pilgrims hill.
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2013/04/03 19:25:44
Subject: King of the Hill
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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The Puchuus invade the hill and claim it as their own.
Puchuu's hill.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/04/07 22:50:16
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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I give the Puchuus windows for their hill. Saddly, windows suffers a blue screen of death, and the hill must restart.
Restart hill.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2013/04/08 01:42:37
Subject: King of the Hill
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Brainy Zoanthrope
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The hill has rebooted in safe mood.
Safe Mode's hill.
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DC:80S--G+MB++I++Pw40k93-D++A+++/wWD166R++T(T)DM+
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2013/04/09 22:36:58
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dakka Veteran
somewhere over the atlantic
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The power to the hill's grid goes out.
Black Out's Hill.
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Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ |
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2013/04/10 09:06:38
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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Hed p.e arrive on the hill and start performing Black Out.
Hed p.e's hill.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/04/10 18:30:16
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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A candle is lit, keeping the darkness at bay.
Hill of Hope.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/04/10 20:11:22
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dakka Veteran
somewhere over the atlantic
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The candle slowly turns into Barad-dûr.
Hill of Mordor.
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Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ |
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2013/04/13 00:53:44
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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Leonardo DeCaprio simply walks onto the hill and takes a seat.
Leonardo DeCaprio's Hill.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2013/04/13 02:50:37
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dakka Veteran
somewhere over the atlantic
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The seat was actually Busby's Chair and Leonardo dies of a heart attack.
Busby's hill.
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Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ |
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2013/04/14 02:12:06
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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The hill becomes an execution ground with criminals being forced to sit in the chair.
Execution Hill.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2013/04/14 02:36:03
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dakka Veteran
somewhere over the atlantic
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Russia sits in the chair and it breaks.
Russia's Hill.
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Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ |
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2013/04/15 02:37:33
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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In Soviet Russia, Hill is king of you!
Hill's Soviet Russia
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2013/04/15 10:38:50
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dakka Veteran
somewhere over the atlantic
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The Russian's build a wall around the hill to prevent people from escaping.
Berlin Hill.
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Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ |
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2013/04/15 21:30:43
Subject: King of the Hill
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Italy walks past the hill, and his aura of bad luck causes the entire hill to collapse.
Italy then replaces the hill with a mound of PAASTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Pasta hill.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/04/15 22:10:59
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dakka Veteran
somewhere over the atlantic
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America comes and eats all the pasta.
America's Hill of Awesome Americaness.
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Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ |
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2013/04/17 20:20:16
Subject: King of the Hill
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Japan senses the mood and refrains from speaking, whilst Germany moves in and conquers the hill with the aid of Herr Shtick.
Japan and Germany's hill.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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