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CitizenPrime wrote:I would have thought more movies so-horrible-they're-good would have been listed. I used to work in a video store, so I've seen movies you would never actually pay to see and they would NEVER show on TV. The best/worst movie I ever saw that wasn't a porn is hands down....

FRANKENHOOKER.

Please tell me someone else here has seen it.


The only movie I ever walked out of was First Wives Club.

The only movie I ever got drug out of was Irreversible. (My friend wouldn't watch anymore) It is by far the most graphic movie I've ever seen. I've got a copy of it just so I can dare friends to watch it. To date, no one has taken me up on it.

Not only have I seen Frankenhooker,I own a copy of it (I have a HUGE collection of horror/sci-fi films),it's awful but funny as hell.

1. Land of the Lost
2. Any of the 'movie' movies (epic movie, scary movie etc)
3. Alien Ressurection.
4. Street Fighter
5. Cheaper by the Dozen 2
6. The Phantom Menace
7. The Day the Earth Stood Still
8. Alien vs Predator 2
9: Cat Woman
10. The third Matrix

All of the " " vs " " movies. They have the worst plots and cheapest actors I have seen. Jaws 3 also makes my (never-ending) list of bad movies. Despite being made after the first, the shark spents half its life as a paper cut-out.

Boss 'eadbreaka wrote:1. Land of the Lost
2. Any of the 'movie' movies (epic movie, scary movie et)
3. Alien Ressurection.
4. Street Fighter
5. Cheaper by the Dozen 2
6. The Phantom Menace
7. The Day the Earth Stood Still
8. Alien vs Predator 2
9: Cat Woman
10. The third Matrix

Why did you have to put most of the movie i love up there?

Don't worry, a lot of this is just personal taste. I actually found Wanted to be gak while others love it.

Snikkyd wrote:I don't get it, why is there so much hate for QT, yet people rarely mention Uwe Boll, whom I consider to be far worse.

Because QT gets paraded around as some brilliant indie film maker, but no one thinks Boll makes anything more than b-movie gorefests. QT has made some good movies, but he's made some real stinkers too.

Tim the Biovore wrote:Don't worry, a lot of this is just personal taste. I actually found Wanted to be gak while others love it.

I thought Wanted wasn't that bad, but my inner physicist almost put a bullet through his face after seeing some of those ridiculous stunts.

Wanted was based on a really bad ass comicbook. They absolutely gutted the comic and made that garbage of a movie. It sucks. Yes she's hot. Yes the bullet time is cool, but it still sucks. Check out the comic and get angry at just how awesome that movie COULD HAVE been.

Hey, don't knock Wanted. Sure it wasn't the greatest movie ever, but Morgan Freeman played the bad guy. Plus, the ending was pure gold.

Haven't seen wanted. Don't want to. I don't find Angie Jolie that attractive, and certainly not hot enough to make a bad movie worth watching.

I saw Wanted, and provided you can suspend all belief and try not to think about how much the movie rips of the Matrix for 100-odd minutes, then it's quite enjoyable.
Sort of...

CitizenPrime wrote:Wanted was based on a really bad ass comicbook. They absolutely gutted the comic and made that garbage of a movie. It sucks. Yes she's hot. Yes the bullet time is cool, but it still sucks. Check out the comic and get angry at just how awesome that movie COULD HAVE been.

The comic book with the superhero who looks like Eminem and who's superpower is to be really good at shooting? With the villain that was made up of poo and called gak? Where the basic idea of the power fantasy is realised by having a gormless loser realise his potential by becoming a celebrity raping, serial killer that looks like Eminem? Really, that comic book?

It's a shame, because behind all that there were some interesting ideas lurking in the background - the commentary on why comic books became so dark in the early 90s, and on exactly what supervillains would do with the world if they ever did manage to conquer it.

The movie sucked about the same as the comic book, if you ask me. It was visually inventive and full of spectable but did anyone really care about world that was created? None of the characters did anything creative or interesting at any point, so all we were left with was spectacle and a really silly idea about assassins receiving their orders from a magic loom.

1. Hannah Montana the Movie
Like the show and music weren`t bad enough.
2. Twilight
I know, cliche, but seriously. That freak is supposed to be the cute guy?
He looks like Slaanesh and Nurgle fused. And he sparkles?! That`s not a vampire, that`s
a sticker.
3. High School Musical
Nothing but a piece of s**t!
4. Star Wars: The Clone Wars
It`s an abomination, you hear me?!
3. Hong Kong vs. Godzilla
Why is this a horror movie? It`s supposed to be a Cartoon.
5. Finding Nemo
Yes, i saw it. Yes, it sucked.
6. Epic Movie
Epic Fail is a better name.
7. Indiana Jones: Anything
Sure, good if you like `em, but i can`t watch it without falling asleep.

I just saw a trailer for a new movie called, "Birdemic." Its on yahoo movies. I can't believe they are even showing the trailer. It is amazingly horrible just from the few seconds it shows. You could do better on a laptop.

House of the dead 2

I think thats all that needs to be said

Scragglefoot

scragglefoot wrote:House of the dead 2

I think thats all that needs to be said

Scragglefoot

Oh dear lord,really? They made another one?

Aliens.


Deploys anti-flak countermeasures

*launches Orbital Nuke of Indignation at Anti-Mag*

Aliens?!!!! What?!!

That's movie is awesome! Tell me one reason why it is awful. Its got aliens and space marines!

I think you just said that to get a rise outta folks.

Game over, man! Game over!

Anti-Mag wrote:Aliens.


Deploys anti-flak countermeasures

Anti-Mag wrote:Aliens.


Deploys anti-flak countermeasures

That's is spectacularly, wondrously the least subtle troll I've ever seen. Well played, sir.

sebster wrote:

Anti-Mag wrote:Aliens.


Deploys anti-flak countermeasures

That's is spectacularly, wondrously the least subtle troll I've ever seen. Well played, sir.

Not at all. See here (http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/215504.page) for my last meltdown.

FITZZ wrote:

scragglefoot wrote:House of the dead 2

I think thats all that needs to be said

Scragglefoot

Oh dear lord,really? They made another one?

Yes yes they did they did learn thou it didn't have any "game footage" in it or spinning round the "heros" before gunfight scene.
it did however have even worse effects and its main pull was it had the actor that plays hiro from heroes in it however he played a zombie and was in it for about a minite the acting, cast effects were terrible they tried the classic bad sequal move of hiring a porn star/ actress willing to be naked however unlike starshiptrooper 2 she didn't spend the entire move naked just the first 5mins of the film.

starshiptroopers 3 was quite good thou i thought then again i liked mega shark vs giant octopus, battlefield earth and dusk till dawn 3 and recently watched sliders series 1 to 4 so you can decide if i matter

Scragglefoot

For complete and utter gak: Scary Movie 4.

Got partway through in the theater, then I crossed my legs, said "Hated it." and walked out with my brother, leaving all of 3 people in the theater.

Terje-Tubby wrote:
7. Indiana Jones: Anything
Sure, good if you like `em, but i can`t watch it without falling asleep.

Whaaa. Thats weirder than the Aliens guy. Even though some may complain about the new one. For me thats like saying you don't like the original Star Wars.

Anti-Mag wrote:Not at all. See here (http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/215504.page) for my last meltdown.

At first, I was like, "woah" but after reading your rant, I was like, "woah dude".

Personally, I really enjoy Aliens. But, I see Anti-Mag's point. Alien is a bleak horror film. Aliens is entertainment. Entertainment that I enjoy immensely, but still - entertainment. Alien is a haunted house in space. Aliens is a 50's WW2 movie in space.

Not to derail this thread too much, but I've always been perplexed why 20th Fox never made a sequel called Colonial Marines. Find a new gribbly monster, a new platoon of stereotypes, and more explosions!

dietrich wrote:

Anti-Mag wrote:Not at all. See here (http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/215504.page) for my last meltdown.

At first, I was like, "woah" but after reading your rant, I was like, "woah dude".

Personally, I really enjoy Aliens. But, I see Anti-Mag's point. Alien is a bleak horror film. Aliens is entertainment. Entertainment that I enjoy immensely, but still - entertainment. Alien is a haunted house in space. Aliens is a 50's WW2 movie in space.

Not to derail this thread too much, but I've always been perplexed why 20th Fox never made a sequel called Colonial Marines. Find a new gribbly monster, a new platoon of stereotypes, and more explosions!

I just re-read that thread. You were there Dietrich! You were very open to ideas, unlike some of the others

Avatar

ANY of the " " movie movies (epic, date, scary etc)

the American Pie Franchise

Mission to Mars

Transformers....in fact, ANY Michael Bay movie

Batman and Robin

most movies of that past 10 years. There ARE excellent movies in the period...but yeah.....

Just movies I hate in No order.
- Indiana Jones 4
- Matrix 2&3
- Mission Impossible 1,2,3
- All Scary Movies
- All American Pie Movies
- The Happening

Snikkyd wrote:I got one

when did that come out?


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it looks so stupid.
my least favorite movies-
1)it
2megaladon
3)avp:requium
4)alien:resurection
5)2012
6)in the name of the king
7)disturbia
8)tomb raider 2
9)ice spiders
10)underworld 1,2,3