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Inspired by the Predator thread,I decided to start this thread (and yes,we have most likely done this before,people often do the same thing over again,eat,sleep,play 40k,etc,so just have fun with it).
Anyway,this is my top 10 worst films ever.
1. Jaws:The Revenge (I hate this film with a fury unbound,as JAWS is one of my all time favorite films)
2. Jason X ( The tittle was misleading,I expected Jason in a suit with a bow tie giving speaches about "the MAN")
3. Fried Green Tomatoes ( After watching this I had to go check that I was still a guy)
4. AVPR ( BURN THIS FILM!)
5. Uwe Bolls House of The Dead (The movie that actauly made me hate zombies...for a minute)
6. Manos The Hands of Fate ( Jambing a drill into your eye would be less painfull than watching this gak).
7. The Grudge ( Buffy goes to Japan...crap.)
8. Batman & Robin ( George Cloney as Batman...nuff said.)
9. The Amityville Horror remake ( Another great film re-made into slick MTV palitable gak)
10. Zodiac ( Maybe the most boring film based on an interesting subject I have ever watched.)
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
Not worst but here's some additional ones
The Grudge II
The Spirit
Tales of the YaYa Sisterhood
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
1) Epic Movie
2) Alien: Resurrection
3) Jaws: The Revenge
4) Jason X
5) Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus
6) Ultraviolet
7) Boogeyman
8) Date Movie
9) Carnosaur (book was great, movie was some ass.)
10) Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (only reason it's so high was because it was so bad it made me laugh.)
Guys. Go track down Zombie Graveyard. Also known as 'Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things'
Makes Uwe Boll look like a talented director. Seriously a piss poor film you wouldn't believe. NOTHING happens for most of it, then within 5 minutes all the Beatniks are dead, and the dreadful acting, direction, lighting and sound is finally at an end.
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I've watched Children shouldn't play with Dead things (several times),and your right MDG ,it is a awful piece of gak.
However I found House of the Dead worse simply becuase of it's attempts at merging a stupid video game into the already stupid film.
But yes,both films= GAK
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
Minnesota, land of 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000 Mosquitos
I really can't come up with 10 that I've seen, but here's a try:
Saw V (I am a fan of the Saw series; I love the psychological thrill as well as all the interesting traps that they come up with. Thankfully the series was redeemed with Saw VI)
The Final Destination (First one, great. Second one, fantastic. Third one, meh. If they'd had a twist for the fourth one, it might have been good, but it was basically the third one done over again)
Final Destination 3 (Not nearly as bad as the final movie, but it still had no point whatsoever)
Cube 2: Hybercube (The first one was a great psychological thriller, and the prequel wasn't bad - but the sequel was a piece of trash, and made no sense whatsoever)
Can't think of any more off the top of my head. Nothing that I've personally seen, anyway, although I could list off a whole collection of bad movies.
My Armies:
Kal'reia Sept Tau - Farsight Sympathizers Da Great Looted Waaagh! The Court of the Wolf Lords
The Rocky Horror Show... I just couldn't stand it, how it became a cult classic is beyond me.
You brighten my life like a polystyrene hat, but it melts in the sun like a life without love, and I've waited for you so I'll keep holding on without you.
"There's nothing cooler than being proud of the things that you love" - Sean Plott
Transformers II
Captain America (1990)
The Simpsons Movie (I actually walked out)
Howard the Duck
Leonard Part VI Adventures of Pluto Nash
Batman & Robin
Dungeons and Dragons(first one)
Smokey & The Bandit 3
Superman 4
Listen, my children, as I pass onto you the truth behind Willy Wonka and his factory. For every wonka bar ever created in existance, Mr. Wonka sacraficed a single Oompa Loompa to the god of chocolate, Hearshys. Then, he drank the blood of the fallen orange men because he fed them a constant supply of sugary chocolate so they all became diabetic and had creamy, sweet-tasting blood that willy could put into each and every Wonka bar. That is the REAL story behind willy wonka's Slaughter House!
I would like to offer up Tom Arnold's "The Stupids". It's one fo those movies you have to see to believe.
Any of the Epic, Date, Meet the Spartans movies, etc... They are unfunny, overly crass (a little bit is ok), and for those who are lacking in certain key brain functions.
"Just pull it out and play with it" -Big Nasty B @ Life After the Cover Save
40k: Orks Fantasy: Empire, Beastmen, Warriors of Chaos, and Ogre Kingdoms
@ Gitkikka.
I'll give it a look man,sounds "interesting".
@ MGS
I've seen Psycomania a few times,I liked the "idea" behind it,especialy that they had to fully belive they would come back when they died,it was just poorly executed.
@ unbeliever87
The thing about Rocky Horror being bad is that it's evolved into an audience participation film now,so it's "more" than just the film,but yes,watching the film alone at home..it blows,in a crowed theatre at midnight..kind of cool.
Incidently,alot of those "cult classic" films are pretty bad with out the "audience experiance",watch El Topa,Pink Flamingos or Eraserhead....you'll see what I mean.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
Any movie featuring dragons is going to be vomit-worthy. Particularly ERAGON and that one where Sean Connery voices the dragon... think it was called DRAGONHEART
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Stop right there, mate. Say what you want about Eragon, but you stay the feth away from Dragonheart. That was a champion of a movie. That scene with the stars? I cried. CRIED. MANLY. FETHING. TEARS.
Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
Stop right there, mate. Say what you want about Eragon, but you stay the feth away from Dragonheart. That was a champion of a movie. That scene with the stars? I cried. CRIED. MANLY. FETHING. TEARS.
YES. Give this man a cookie. That movie was one of the greatest movies ever made, and I will do terrible things to any person I meet in person who disrespects that movie.
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Not that these are the worst , im sure i have seen worse.
But these pop up in my mind easily as some of them i have to sit through watching -_-
Red Dragon : Good concept , good director , good acting but... i cant find it exciting without Anthony Hopkin not been the main villain
From Hell : I love Johnny Depp but this movie is rather tame for the infamous Jack the Ripper
Dead or Alive : I knew it was going to be bad , but wow i didnt know it could be THAT BAD
AVP : I was hoping it will be good because i like the franchise , but disappointed.
AVPR : It was rated M i think , so i thought they would make the violence effective . But not , wasted on gratuitous blood gore and death.
House of the Dead : lol??
Street Fighter : " It can levitate bullet train from Tokyo to Osaka! " (rofl)
Alone in the dark : I thought it was supposed to be scary...
The Ring ( both versions ) I fell asleep through some of it. Then woke up screaming because my friend were screaming.
Ju On ( both versions ) Same as above.
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Orky-Kowboy wrote:Any movie featuring dragons is going to be vomit-worthy. Particularly ERAGON and that one where Sean Connery voices the dragon... think it was called DRAGONHEART
Dragonslayer is fething amazing, even the dragon's name is great: Vermithrax Pejorative.
1) Star Trek: The Motion Picture
2) The Wrath of Khan
3) The Search for Spock
4) The Voyage Home
5) The Final Frontier
6) The Undiscovered Country
7) Generations
8) First Contact
9) Insurrection
10) Nemesis
11) Star Trek
In fact, anything ever made with Pauly Shore in it.
We are arming Syrian rebels who support ISIS, who is fighting Iran, who is fighting Iraq who we also support against ISIS, while fighting Kurds who we support while they are fighting Syrian rebels.
1. Zardoz
2. Batman and Robin (aside from the bit with Alicia Silverstone's bum which was much discussed in the Batman thread recently)
3. Attack of the Clones (Star Wars saga hits rock bottom)
4. The Happening
5. Titanic (not that bad, but still not forgiven it for beating the far superior LA Confidential at the Oscars)
The trouble with really bad films is that they either tend to get forgotten or nobody watches them in the first place.
Kal'reia Sept Tau - Farsight Sympathizers 
Da Great Looted Waaagh! 
The Court of the Wolf Lords 
I just couldn't stand it, how it became a cult classic is beyond me.
Deathskulls
<-- Finally, level 666! 
