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Orky-Kowboy wrote:Any movie featuring dragons is going to be vomit-worthy. Particularly ERAGON and that one where Sean Connery voices the dragon... think it was called DRAGONHEART
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
1. Doom
2. Attack of the clones
3. The phantom menace
4. Revenge of the Sith
5. The empire strikes back
6. Return of the Jedi
7. Heaven's gate
8. Terminator 3 (although i did laugh when my friend, who had taken a lot of acid, was thrown out of the cinema for screaming at various points)
9. Scary movie (me and my date walked out of this)
10. Twilight (my cousin made me sit through it :()
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Gwar! wrote:Debate it all you want, I just report what the rules actually say. It's up to others to tie their panties in a Knot. I stopped caring long ago.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
That bit where he kicks the guy up the stairs was fething awesome!
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Gwar! wrote:Debate it all you want, I just report what the rules actually say. It's up to others to tie their panties in a Knot. I stopped caring long ago.
Out of Sight (George Clooney, Jennifer Lopez) remains, to this day, the only movie I have ever stopped watching part way through.
And I'm the type of person who hates stopping mid-way through something. I mean, feth, I still watch Heroes for crying out loud despite the 2nd and 3rd Season, and why it took quite a while for me to give up on the new-style Bill. I even gave Alias 7 weeks to make me want to keep watching it (it didn't).
The other two films I just despise are Fargo and No Country for Old Men. Talk about depressing go-nowhere waste of time films. They're both by the same people right, Cohen brothers... they should stop making films.
York/London(for weekends) oh for the glory of the british rail industry
The recent spate of 'insert generic title here'movie films are terrible, if your going to make a parady don't just copy a film scene for scene with worse actors, worse effects and crappy jokes, (good parody examples are naked gun, airplane, not another teen movie).
The main culpret for rubbish movies are unnessecary sequels where the monster gets bigger but the drama and scripts become non-existant, this happened to jaws, alien, friday 13th, etc.
I also think the matrix sequels, star wars prequels and remastered original series are terrible. Also anything hostal or saw related.
Relictors: 1500pts
its safe to say that relictors are the greatest army a man , nay human can own.
I'm cancelling you out of shame like my subscription to White Dwarf. - Mark Corrigan: Peep Show
Avatar 720 wrote:Eau de Ulthwé - The new fragrance; by Eldrad.
Dungeons & Dragons is totally saved by the 'Crystal Maze' scene with Richard O'Brien.
And Jeremy Irons flailing arms...
When I saw D&D at the cinema, they had missed several major blunders in editing.
1. When Irons is flailing his arms at the grand council of wizards, a boom mic is visible hovering over his head.
2. When the guy from Right Said Fred throws the annoying black comic relief bloke off the castle wall (we all cheered at that), as he hurtles to his doom a camera crew of two is in clear shot, one is wearing a baseball hat.
Phantom menace is awful though , but i can understand why they made it that way. To prepare the younger audience of generation that never cared for the original starwars.
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
MasterDRD wrote:
Emperors Faithful wrote:Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Stop right there, mate. Say what you want about Eragon, but you stay the feth away from Dragonheart. That was a champion of a movie. That scene with the stars? I cried. CRIED. MANLY. FETHING. TEARS.
YES. Give this man a cookie. That movie was one of the greatest movies ever made, and I will do terrible things to any person I meet in person who disrespects that movie.
Yay! Cookie!
@Cheese: LOL
What's that new film with the spy-hamsters or Geniuea Pigs? G-Force? I wanted to vomit.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
Attack of the killer tomatoes 2
legaly blond 1 and 2
Mallcops
Starwars episodes 1 to 3
Alexander
four rooms
metal gear (old 80s crap film, nothing to do withthe game)
Slugs
chopping mall
Zombie hookers
Wraith 2
Starship troopers 2
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FITZZ wrote:
That would be G-Force,and I feel your pain,my children watched that damned silly thing so many times I finaly hid the DVD.
Same thing with my little bro.
In fact, I find that I turn up my nose (figuratively speaking ) at pretty much any films that tend to have an animal as the central character. ESPECIALLY talking animals.
Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
FITZZ wrote:
That would be G-Force,and I feel your pain,my children watched that damned silly thing so many times I finaly hid the DVD.
Same thing with my little bro.
In fact, I find that I turn up my nose (figuratively speaking ) at pretty much any films that tend to have an animal as the central character. ESPECIALLY talking animals.
not all movies with animals are that bad. remember the one with the three animals trying to get to sanfrancisco cause there owners left them in something like a kennal.
or shilo. the ones that are actions movies are the bad ones.
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mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
FITZZ wrote: Any film staring Ken Utsui...behold..
Automatically Appended Next Post: I should add that the Ken Utsui "Starman" films are awful in a "fun" way.
I rate this film 10 Wolverine origins.
I agree with you 100%.
Automatically Appended Next Post: @ garret
Of course not all films with animals are bad,in fact JAWS is my favorite movie.
However,when one has to deal with an 8 and 10 year old playing the same "cute" movie every chance they get..it gets old quick.
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I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
I cast my vote towards both of the Blair Witch movies. Also for those who were lucky enough not to have seen it House of the Dead actually used footage from the first game spliced into the movie. Not only did they have horribly done costumed "zombies" jumping out of haystacks in a cave they had SEGA Saturn/arcade footage put in.......for the same freakin scene.
rocklord2004 wrote: Also for those who were lucky enough not to have seen it House of the Dead actually used footage from the first game spliced into the movie. Not only did they have horribly done costumed "zombies" jumping out of haystacks in a cave they had SEGA Saturn/arcade footage put in.......for the same freakin scene.
Exactly! as many here on Dakka know I am a HUGE fan of zombie films,my DVD collection is loaded with the works of George A Romero,Lucio Fulci & various Zombie films (we are talking hundreds of movies),and even at their worst (Children shouldn't play with Dead things),I will at least be able to watch with out becoming enraged...not so with House of the Dead.
20 minutes into House of the Dead I honestly wanted to throw my television out of the window,Uwe Boll should be fed to a pack of rabid dogs for this abomination.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
Lets not forget about one of his more current "masterpieces" that goes by the name Farcry. I think he read the back of Farcry Instincts and said "Hey, I could make a movie about that". With the logic he uses I'm gonna make a movie about Furbie. I'm just gonna put 2 of them next to each other and film it. Anybody wanna help me find 2 working Furbies and a camcorder to top just about anything Uwe Boll ever made?
Minnesota, land of 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000 Mosquitos
Redbeard wrote:In no particular order:
1) Star Trek: The Motion Picture
2) The Wrath of Khan
3) The Search for Spock
4) The Voyage Home
5) The Final Frontier
6) The Undiscovered Country
7) Generations
8) First Contact
9) Insurrection
10) Nemesis
11) Star Trek
Think you missed the point. It's supposed to be the top 10 worst films, not the best.
Not a Star Trek fan, I take it?
My Armies:
Kal'reia Sept Tau - Farsight Sympathizers Da Great Looted Waaagh! The Court of the Wolf Lords
FITZZ wrote:
That would be G-Force,and I feel your pain,my children watched that damned silly thing so many times I finaly hid the DVD.
Same thing with my little bro.
In fact, I find that I turn up my nose (figuratively speaking ) at pretty much any films that tend to have an animal as the central character. ESPECIALLY talking animals.
And yet, Dragonheart.
(Sorry, I am on your side on the Dragonheart thing... I just found your above comment humorously ironic.)
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
MasterDRD wrote:
Emperors Faithful wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
That would be G-Force,and I feel your pain,my children watched that damned silly thing so many times I finaly hid the DVD.
Same thing with my little bro.
In fact, I find that I turn up my nose (figuratively speaking ) at pretty much any films that tend to have an animal as the central character. ESPECIALLY talking animals.
And yet, Dragonheart.
(Sorry, I am on your side on the Dragonheart thing... I just found your above comment humorously ironic.)
We have both (rightfully) come to the conclusion that Dragonheart is full of both AWESOME and WIN in equal measure.
I was reffering to more mundane animals, such as Paws (with Billy Connoly as the voice) or G-Force. I view this as an entirely different (and utterly despicable ) faction seperate from the likes of JAWS and Aliens. (If we're talking animals then I guess those bestial sort of beings count, eh? )
Also, as a side note, it is arguable that there was no 'main' character in Dragonheart. It was more based around the interesting partnership between the two. (I felt that it concentrated more on the Dragonhunter...well, when it came to squishy, unmanly feeling...things, at least)
Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
1)war of the living dead (dumb plot, bad acting(cept for one), and crappy VFX (actually they used make up...))
tied for 1) super mario brothers (ewwww)
2)Battlefield earth (and travolta wanted to make a sequel?!)
3)twilight (self explanitory...)
4) Transformers 2 (the first was awesome, the second one shows that michael bay should stick to explosions, not comedy)
5)Push (just boring...)
6) epic movie & disaster movie (just a piece of )
7) Corpse Bride (I just found it unpleasing)
thats all of whitch i disliked iirc
Come on guys and ladies two pages till battlefield earth *shakes head in wonderment*
That has to be one of the worst movies evar
I kind of liked mad max on water
the postman stank
Jurassic park I II III
the gak fest that is the twilight saga
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Jurassic Park 1 was pretty cool, I remember going to the cinema to watch it and all the mums were dragging crying frightened children out midway through as the raptors murdered and mutilated. Even now, when televised, they edit out the dismembered arm scene and the bit when the guy on the toilet gets eaten by the TRex.
Also JP2... Scene when the guy in the car is eaten by 2 TRex, who visibly pull him in half.
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I was born and raised on Jurrasic Park! I sucked it sweet AWESOME MILK from it's reptilian teet in my younger years as a mere babe. That scene with the ranger, 'Clever Girl...'. Sweet...
Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
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Kal'reia Sept Tau - Farsight Sympathizers 
Da Great Looted Waaagh! 
The Court of the Wolf Lords 
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3rd company ravenguard 
House Navaros 
314th pie guard 
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