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Garrys mod.


This is gunna be good!

"WAAAGH! are the priests of the Temples of Syrinx!"

I can't believe I misspelled that.

New Vegas is screwed therewouldn't be enough people for the orks to kill.

Considering how much of a pansy everyone in ME is, I'd say that entire universe is pretty much effed.

Now, Orcs vs Zombies in Oblivion should be pretty interesting. http://www.tesnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=19086

Ma55ter_fett wrote:Halo reach

“I have no shield, my health bar in the red, and I only have 3 bullets left in my pistol... the odds are heavily in my favor.”

But you have to remember!

Elites never die, they only reanimate and nibble on your flesh!

Oh yes, and creating a horde of Antlions and having a small amount of rebels hold out in a small building is OH mode activate...(Garry's Mod)

Footsloggin wrote:

Ma55ter_fett wrote:Halo reach

“I have no shield, my health bar in the red, and I only have 3 bullets left in my pistol... the odds are heavily in my favor.”

But you have to remember!

Elites never die, they only reanimate and nibble on your flesh!

Oh yes, and creating a horde of Antlions and having a small amount of rebels hold out in a small building is OH mode activate...(Garry's Mod)

Orks never die, and I can just keep spawning combine troops. And Players will re spawn. AND I can mod the game for some tanks and aircraft NPCs. Also, remover gun for ork fungus. This is going to be fun.

Pokemon Soul Silver.

Boyz v. Typhlosion. Ho boy...

Football Manager - craven cottage is screwed....

vishra wrote:Pokemon Soul Silver.

Boyz v. Typhlosion. Ho boy...

But remember, Pokemon dont die, they are just knocked out.

Call of Duty: World at War

Lets see, 2 and a half million Russians with their blood up and somewhere around 6000 tanks outside of Berlin vs. a similar number of orks........

Armageddon ensues, both sides beaten to a bloody pulp, the Germans come out of their hiding places just to find the carnage over and look around extremely confused.

Dead Space.

Doesn't Isaac have enough problems as it is? He was completely screwed from the outset, anyway.

Though I'd like to see what the Necromorph plague does to Orks. This might be like pitting Tyranids against Orks, with a new Ork-o-morph for every dead body.

Either way, every human involved in the game is completely SOL. This can't possibly end well.

Hmm World of Warcraft:Cataclysm

Think the Orks may be a lil screwed as surely both Alliance and Horde would team up with each other to defeat the Orks, not to mention Deathwing and all the other big bad bosses wanting to make sure there is a world to destroy lol.

Dragon Age: Origins Ultimate Edition.


The characters are in trouble because while they are trying to remember their EA login the Orks will have swarmed and killed everyone.

Bioshock 2...

Big daddy CHARGE!

Wii tennis...

don't even go there.

The Bringer wrote:Wii tennis...

don't even go there.

I get the feeling throwing bowling balls at orks resembles 100 pin bowling, hey thats lucky, im good at that!

Played Mass Effect. I think the Orks are F@#$ing screwed.

Dragon's Age. They probably can take care of some orks. They are not too much different than the Darkspawn and besides if they want to they can use blood magic and summon deamons for help.

Warlord Gazghkull Thraka wrote:Played Mass Effect. I think the Orks are F@#$ing screwed.

If Shephard doesn't wipe the Orks out, the Reapers will.

Oh god, imagine an Ork-Reaper hybrid!

World of warcraft...


Meh, one more orkz can't make that kind of a difference.

Bah, what's with you people underestimating Orks?

Lord Scythican wrote:Dragon's Age. They probably can take care of some orks. They are not too much different than the Darkspawn and besides if they want to they can use blood magic and summon deamons for help.

Except darkspawn don't have guns or tanks, or chainaxes, or power claws, nor do they get stronger after each fight, nor are they anywhere near as durable (no more durable than the average human really)...

johnscott10 wrote:Hmm World of Warcraft:Cataclysm

Gac666 wrote:World of warcraft...

WoW orcs are emo pussies, and have always been that.

Warlord Gazghkull Thraka wrote:Played Mass Effect. I think the Orks are F@#$ing screwed.

Unless they loot the Mass Effect technology, which they only need to kill a few bandits to do (something they definitely can do, given that shields don't block explosions or melee attacks very well).

In which case, ME's universe is screwed, as is everything else.

WARORK93 wrote:Call of Duty: World at War

Lets see, 2 and a half million Russians with their blood up and somewhere around 6000 tanks outside of Berlin vs. a similar number of orks........

Armageddon ensues, both sides beaten to a bloody pulp, the Germans come out of their hiding places just to find the carnage over and look around extremely confused.

Then more Orks pop up and the Germans piss their pants.

Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit

A lot of shiny cars are about to get seriously orkified.

BATMAN: Arkham aslyum ...batmans got this...cue BAT-antiork spray. also that stompa actually houses a secret batcave he built years ago...just in incase.

My endless supply of Antlions will stave the horde, if not, we spawn a hundred thousand Antlion Guards, and crash the PC.

The only game that would win is garrys mod. Or DoW. Pokemon would be fun though, seeing as everyone would just get knocked out.

DC Universe Online Beta.

Can the Orks beat Superman without Kryptonite, or get their hands on Kryptonite?

Warhammer 40,000 Fire Warrior.

The Tau would be SCREWED, and so would the imperials since their AI sucks terribly.

Rift beta?? Um we are already being invaded by the air, earth, water, fire, life and death factions! We dont need any more to deal with!

Armored Core: For Answer. Aside from a couple you gents that were playing video games involving nuclear weapons or playing strategy games, I think I'm really the only one who has posted so far that has a realistic chance of beating an Ork Waaagh. No, I'm sorry, Solid Snake, the dudes from Borderlands, the dude from Fallout, the dude from Darksiders, Kratos, Master Chief, Dante, etc. etc. etc. are not going to have a chance in hell against a multi-million greenskin army supported by all sorts of insane weapons. At least in Armored Core mankind has adopted 30 ft tall bipedal/quadrupedal mechs as the primary method of wafighting. If that can't kill em all, at least they'll go out looking good (Itano Circus FTW).

chaos0xomega wrote:Armored Core: For Answer. Aside from a couple you gents that were playing video games involving nuclear weapons or playing strategy games, I think I'm really the only one who has posted so far that has a realistic chance of beating an Ork Waaagh. No, I'm sorry, Solid Snake, the dudes from Borderlands, the dude from Fallout, the dude from Darksiders, Kratos, Master Chief, Dante, etc. etc. etc. are not going to have a chance in hell against a multi-million greenskin army supported by all sorts of insane weapons. At least in Armored Core mankind has adopted 30 ft tall bipedal/quadrupedal mechs as the primary method of wafighting. If that can't kill em all, at least they'll go out looking good (Itano Circus FTW).

I second this, a few Ravens(sorry oldtime fan of the series)... I mean Next's could just do a few strafing runs over an ork horde and they would be royally screwed.

Next's are way to fast, have extremely powerful shields (that can even used offensively by overcharging them) Have Laser blades (and a few pneumatic ones too) the size of a small house and are carrying their own weight in firepower. Grenade cannon's anyone? :3

I'd like to see Noblesse Oblige going balls out on some stompa's/gargants...

So if all the big factions in that universe would unite (including all the mercs) Orks would get fethed, untill they loot one and everyone else gets owned..

But yeah, your looking at supersonic titans here.

That said, I think the Vanquish would be a fun match up too, they would lose it, but it would be quite a scrap :3

Best one I can think of... How about.... Unreal Tournament? :3 I mean, if those are the arena fighters... What the hell would their armies be like? O_O