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Star Trek Birth of the Federation.

Given it's got all the alpha quadrant empires in it and the borg... I think the orks lose.

I'd be leading it.
(DoW = I have a 100% Victory rate as the Orks!)
^remember that, its the only time I'll ever be Big-headed!

They are so screwed it's funny. Having just put down an Ork WAAAGH! myself on DoW, i'd gladly do it again.

Nethack. The Orkz kill me. No big surprise there.

If you saw how I play China in Civ V you'd know that a puny WAAAGH!! is no match for me.

New last game: Minecraft... I'll just stay underground 'till they're gone...

Avatar 720 wrote:New last game: Minecraft... I'll just stay underground 'till they're gone...

MIND CRAFT!
That looks sweet but its not worth the 12$ in my humble opinion

DEFCON...so...uhh.....ah whatever, I kill them, they kill me. And the game ends like it's supposed to.

Asherian Command wrote:

Avatar 720 wrote:New last game: Minecraft... I'll just stay underground 'till they're gone...

MIND CRAFT!
That looks sweet but its not worth the 12$ in my humble opinion

Oh believe me, it is. It's one of the most addicting games i've played, and i've played a good few games. Don't be put off by the graphics (it's a good sandbox game, these things are rare to find as they are), it's still in an Alpha stage and receve regular updates; a top gaming magazine in Finland (think it's called Pelit) gave it 93 out of 100, with the highest rating the magazine has ever given a game being 98. Bearing in mind that what it costs now is less than half of what it'll cost when complete, and that it scored so high in it's Alpha stages, I think it's well worth the pennies you're paying for it now.

I'll try and stop derailing the thread now ^_^

Iur_tae_mont wrote:Nethack. The Orkz kill me. No big surprise there.

What level are you?

Alternatively you could just go into wizard mode and give yourself a +500 ring of protection, and then nothing could hurt you.

World in conflict, no hope mod. NUKLEAR WEAPONS.
*cough*

The Bringer wrote:

Iur_tae_mont wrote:Nethack. The Orkz kill me. No big surprise there.

What level are you?

Alternatively you could just go into wizard mode and give yourself a +500 ring of protection, and then nothing could hurt you.

The best I've gotten is Minetown, because I like to Altar farm too much and always end up someone some sort of Crazy Cthulhu Daemon Lord, who I get the brillant idea of hitting to see what happens every time without fail.

I'm playing every Race/Class/Alignment/Gender combo.

Also, still playing Nethack, but got Magicbane on my Wizard, so I write Elbereth on the ground and I guess starve to death( Assuming the Orkz respect Elbereth)

Rock Band 3.....dem orks have some 'evy metal so Im guessing they would rock out then choppa my head off?

Command & conquer 3: Kane's Wrath, I think my Scrin could easily ruin the orks day

meh scrin are lame as hell
so the last game i played was DOW2......

Halo: Reach. I think the humans are screwed but the Covanent may win, just barely, or lose. Either is possible.
(I think The Orks are the winners. Cuz we all know they're just that Awesome .)

Tetris............. Im kindda lost as to what I should say..... and Im sure the Orks have alot of WTF? over their heads as well. Ill just blame it on bad fungus beer

Command and conquer 3. I wonder what Tiberium would do to orks... The thought is just scary. I bet the scrin could definitely win, And possibly GDA and Nod if they teamed up. (Which I bet they would in those circumstances, seeing as they breifly allied against the scrin) All infantry in that game (with the exception of zone troopers) is total crap, so evryone would be in mammoth tanks and avatars. I love spamming mammoths.

BTW, why does nobody play this game online anymore? It's a frikking awesome RTS, even if the scrin are a bit overpowered.

Was playing League of legends, dunno how it would turn out.

On a side note: They are introducing a troll as the new champion of the week, trolls get along with orcs dont they? Maybe they could work something out.

Was also playing League of Legends. I'd say pretty screwed.

Although I'm playing Minecraft now so that's more of a maybe thing. Big pits + torches are surprisingly decent defences. As for my newer world, the fort is currently sitting on a frozen lake and made out of sand and dirt so that is extremely screwed.

Well given that I was playing World of Tanks, I think it would be utterly hilarious popping trukks and buggies with my Marder 2. Before that it was Global Agenda, and I think Orks would probably screw that up rather nicely. Sure, the Agents are elite, but the world's utterly ravaged by war and completely factionalized. Orks would fit right in. And then finally Black Ops... I think the various force in Black Ops would be screwed.


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GalacticDefender wrote:I wonder what Tiberium would do to orks...

Nowhere near as much as what it does to humans. Orks are seriously that tough, quite literally "too 'ard to die".

Orks WAAAGH all over newgrounds. Every peen waving flash game full of slowed memes gets owned. then i mourn their passing and go back to playing old snes roms. Those get owned too, sorry mario

Melissia wrote:Well given that I was playing World of Tanks, I think it would be utterly hilarious popping trukks and buggies with my Marder 2. Before that it was Global Agenda, and I think Orks would probably screw that up rather nicely. Sure, the Agents are elite, but the world's utterly ravaged by war and completely factionalized. Orks would fit right in. And then finally Black Ops... I think the various force in Black Ops would be screwed.


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GalacticDefender wrote:I wonder what Tiberium would do to orks...

Nowhere near as much as what it does to humans. Orks are seriously that tough, quite literally "too 'ard to die".

No, I mean mutation wise.

Playin the new Assassin's Creed when this thread came to mind. If Ezio kills the Warboss...

Someone finish that thought, please. I have no idea what the Orkz would do.

If there's no obvious second in command, they'd fight for a day or so then get a new warboss and continue. If there was already an ork big enough to dominate everyone, they'd just easily transfer command to that Ork.


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GalacticDefender wrote:No, I mean mutation wise.

So do I.

Space Empires V was the last game I played. How screwed they'd be would really depend on the stage of the game they arrive in. At low tech levels, you'd be totally screwed as you've still got nothing but small slow ships with conventional projectile weapons.

At mid tech levels, it'd be a fairly tough fight. While you'd have superior weaponry, you'd still lack the level of responses needed to totally annihilate them before they multiply and spread. It'd be a slow, uphill battle to contain the threat and keep from being overrun.

At high tech levels, the Orks hardly constitute a threat. Since at they'd be very easy to contain, and you could simply reduce any planets they get on to a molten pile of rubble. If you're slow to react and they wind up taking control of a system or two, it's just a matter of detonating a couple a stars and wiping them out with the novas.

Recettear. Teef would replace Pix as the in-game currency as even Orks appreciate a smiling girl selling weapons at bargain prices.

Robot Unicorn Attack.

Uhhh.........

ChrisWWII wrote:Robot Unicorn Attack.

Uhhh.........

Oh they are hella screwed there

This datasheet probably sums up what they Orks wll be facing.