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Gears of War
Both the Locust and whats left of humanity are about to be subjected to the most glorious kicking ever witnessed by mortals

Fable 2 (I was avoiding it and finally picked it up 2 weeks ago. It was... eh. Oh, and in about an hour, I'll be answering Fallout: New Vegas! )

The Orks would overwhelm everyone and everything. But, since the main character is unkillable (really? no deaths at all? the only challenge is to not got any scars? what were the devs thinking? ), he would eventually kill all the orks.

What if the last game I played I was the Waaaaagh!?

The game I played before that was Singularity. The game character would probably live, seeing as how he can, you know, CONTROL TIME and turn people into TIME ZOMBIES.

I think the Allies, Soviets, and the Empire of the Rising Sun could put up a good fight. BUt of course, they would be crushed sooner or later.

...I suddenly have the mental image of a Looted Kirov airship. I want one.

Grakmar wrote:Fable 2 (I was avoiding it and finally picked it up 2 weeks ago. It was... eh. Oh, and in about an hour, I'll be answering Fallout: New Vegas! )

The Orks would overwhelm everyone and everything. But, since the main character is unkillable (really? no deaths at all? the only challenge is to not got any scars? what were the devs thinking? ), he would eventually kill all the orks.

well if hes unkillable ide like tosee what a scar looks like after getting blown to bits by Killkannon

God of War 2.

Kratos might not win, but both sides would have a whale of a time!

Everybody in the Mojave Wasteland is royally screwed.

I can picture it but can't figure it out... What exactly would happen if Akuma were thrown in?

The UNSC would either get their asses royally kicked by not one but two alien empires, or would manage to retreat and regroup while the Covenant diverted all resources to fighting off the Orks.

I'd have to say the event's in Reach would come to a close way sooner. UNSC would run away Covenant would be like "What the...?!?!?!" and run away.

Mr Mystery wrote:God of War 2.

Kratos might not win, but both sides would have a whale of a time!

Then you my Friend need to play God of war 3.

After killing most of the gods and a titan.... Im sure kratos would be able to handle a measly Waaagh

Boyofdestiny205 wrote:

Mr Mystery wrote:God of War 2.
Kratos might not win, but both sides would have a whale of a time!

Then you my Friend need to play God of war 3.
After killing most of the gods and a titan.... Im sure kratos would be able to handle a measly Waaagh

Ya know me and my friends had this debate earlier, considering Kratos dies and comes back from Hades on a regular basis its interesting, but then again hes never been EXPLODED by a Stompa

Halo:reach. Maybe noble team will catch a break.

Super Mario Galaxy 2:

It's too horrible to think about! Then again, Mario would have all those heads to bounce off of so he would have a practically infinite number of lives...

Hearts of Iron 2.
So it would be panzers versus battlewagons and wehrmacht vs boys.
Maybe Hitler could upgrade to mecha hitler from return to castle wolfenstein and kick some warboss ass.

Team Fortress 2

Monster Rain wrote:Super Mario Galaxy 2:

It's too horrible to think about! Then again, Mario would have all those heads to bounce off of so he would have a practically infinite number of lives...

That made me lol.

For me, I played MW2 last. Humans are going to die.

RAMIREZ

ASSASSINATE THAT WARBOSS WITH YOUR TEETH

Red Dead Redemption
JOHN MARSTON NOOOOO! Maybe the cougars could kill some orks?

btw anyone else really excited for the Undead Nightmare DLC?

ChrisWWII wrote:I think the Allies, Soviets, and the Empire of the Rising Sun could put up a good fight. BUt of course, they would be crushed sooner or later.

...I suddenly have the mental image of a Looted Kirov airship. I want one.

A friend of mine just started an Airborne Ork army, zeppelins counts-as wagons. Also scratch built a chinork. Should be on his blog somewhere: http://matt285uk.blogspot.com/ also note: Squigachu

On Topic: Sam Fisher is ed.

i played..... SRW....

Dead Orcs?

It was almost DDR, that would be awkward...

But it was ninja'd by Civ 4 this morning so I just want to say I've crushed the Red Army, the Iron Youth and the Empire of the Rising Sun bring on the Green Tide but make sure they leave room to run away.

Duke Nukem 3d. I honestly don't know what to think

Halo reach

“I have no shield, my health bar in the red, and I only have 3 bullets left in my pistol... the odds are heavily in my favor.”

I would assume since I played System Shock 2 this morning (yay for old games!) that SHODAN could just confuse the Orks to death with cyberspace mode.
Oh, and the psychic monkeys.
Of course, the hacker would be totally screwed.

Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker

The MSF would mop the floor with the Orks. Big Boss could probably take on a WAAAGH! singlehandedly.

Just installed borderlands again... I think Brick and his exploding fists and 99.99% damage reduction would put down have the waaaaagh before it ran out.

Forza Motorsport 3

That's a nice way to ruin a paintjob...

Need for speed=GORKAMORKA (or as i prefer MORKAGORKA)

Chrysaor686 wrote:Forza Motorsport 3

That's a nice way to ruin a paintjob...

What he said...

So I guess we can go back to Medal of Honor. I'd say the first several Orks to show up are pretty well fethed...but a man can only carry so much ammunition. And I'm sure we can all imagine what an Ork would do to an unarmed human.