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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/30 04:12:23
Subject: Re:Slarg needs advice....... BADLY!
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Vladsimpaler wrote:
Oh and stop masturbating. Gives you less drive to go after girls. Seriously. I've gone without it for at least 3 weeks now and I notice when I don't spank I always do better with the ladies anyhow.
I've never found masturbation to make me less lustful.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/30 17:20:20
Subject: Re:Slarg needs advice....... BADLY!
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Cheesecat wrote:Vladsimpaler wrote:
Oh and stop masturbating. Gives you less drive to go after girls. Seriously. I've gone without it for at least 3 weeks now and I notice when I don't spank I always do better with the ladies anyhow.
I've never found masturbation to make me less lustful.
sadly that is the truth.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 0003/01/30 21:28:40
Subject: Re:Slarg needs advice....... BADLY!
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Asherian Command wrote:Cheesecat wrote:Vladsimpaler wrote:
Oh and stop masturbating. Gives you less drive to go after girls. Seriously. I've gone without it for at least 3 weeks now and I notice when I don't spank I always do better with the ladies anyhow.
I've never found masturbation to make me less lustful.
sadly that is the truth.
ASHERIAN!!!!
WILL KILL YOU IF YOU BAN ANOTHER THREAD WITH FETHING MASTUBATION!!!!!!!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/30 21:37:45
Subject: Slarg needs advice....... BADLY!
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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lol. Ok ok ok.
it wasn't me who started it D:
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/31 01:25:27
Subject: Re:Slarg needs advice....... BADLY!
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Veteran ORC
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Well, I got to talking to her, but got put into the "friend zone", which could work either way, to tell the truth.
I went to lunch, and five minutes later, she did. We got to talking, and she seemed kinda defensive, and I was getting discouraged, so I left without asking for her number or anything. Well, when I was signing out, she walked into the back, and we got to talking again. When I turned to leave, she apologized for her defensiveness, saying she thought I was just talking to her solely to get her number for "one good night", and that she had "just gotten out of a terrible relationship and wasn't ready for another, and she was happy I didn't make a pass at her." I told her that of course I didn't, girls have cooties and she laughed at that, so that is good at least.
So, It's a foul ball, I still have a strike, but I still hit the ball, too.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/31 02:39:36
Subject: Re:Slarg needs advice....... BADLY!
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Slarg232 wrote:Well, I got to talking to her, but got put into the "friend zone", which could work either way, to tell the truth.
I went to lunch, and five minutes later, she did. We got to talking, and she seemed kinda defensive, and I was getting discouraged, so I left without asking for her number or anything. Well, when I was signing out, she walked into the back, and we got to talking again. When I turned to leave, she apologized for her defensiveness, saying she thought I was just talking to her solely to get her number for "one good night", and that she had "just gotten out of a terrible relationship and wasn't ready for another, and she was happy I didn't make a pass at her." I told her that of course I didn't, girls have cooties and she laughed at that, so that is good at least.
So, It's a foul ball, I still have a strike, but I still hit the ball, too. 
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/31 02:45:14
Subject: Re:Slarg needs advice....... BADLY!
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Slarg232 wrote:Well, I got to talking to her, but got put into the "friend zone", which could work either way, to tell the truth.
I went to lunch, and five minutes later, she did. We got to talking, and she seemed kinda defensive, and I was getting discouraged, so I left without asking for her number or anything. Well, when I was signing out, she walked into the back, and we got to talking again. When I turned to leave, she apologized for her defensiveness, saying she thought I was just talking to her solely to get her number for "one good night", and that she had "just gotten out of a terrible relationship and wasn't ready for another, and she was happy I didn't make a pass at her." I told her that of course I didn't, girls have cooties and she laughed at that, so that is good at least.
So, It's a foul ball, I still have a strike, but I still hit the ball, too. 
There you go man!
Now we need Cheese Cat to fix himself.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/31 03:12:41
Subject: Slarg needs advice....... BADLY!
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Nigel Stillman
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I sense much promise if she just got out of a bad relationship, as long as you don't act like a total douche and don't push your luck too early I think you have a good chance.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/31 03:17:31
Subject: Re:Slarg needs advice....... BADLY!
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Veteran ORC
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 Sounds like a plan to me, that.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/31 04:16:07
Subject: Re:Slarg needs advice....... BADLY!
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Talk about masturbation it seems to be a common conversation starter on DakkaDakka, maybe you'll start a great conversation with her.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/19 02:15:18
Subject: Re:Slarg needs different advice....... BADLY!
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Veteran ORC
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IT LIIIIIIIIIVES!
Changed OP with a different scenario I am having trouble with. Blasted women.
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I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/19 02:20:10
Subject: Slarg needs different advice....... BADLY!
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Grah Women. complicated creatures... sometimes it's just better to leave them be !
I wish you the best of luck with your lady either way man !
(edited straight away... damn a few JD and cokes can change a man's intelligence alright  )
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/19 02:32:06
Subject: Slarg needs different advice....... BADLY!
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Although I do have to say...
Slarg232 wrote:All I really remember is, back when we were little, we used to beat on each other. From what my mom told me, she would hit me 20 times, and it would finally piss me off so much that I would smack her back. Honestly, I don't even remember that.
Dakka, what should I say?
Violence Against Women. Turkey Says A-Okay!
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/19 02:38:55
Subject: Slarg needs different advice....... BADLY!
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Veteran ORC
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Emperors Faithful wrote:
Although I do have to say...
Slarg232 wrote:All I really remember is, back when we were little, we used to beat on each other. From what my mom told me, she would hit me 20 times, and it would finally piss me off so much that I would smack her back. Honestly, I don't even remember that.
Dakka, what should I say?
Violence Against Women. Turkey Says A-Okay!

In my defense, I was like 4 at the time
Also, would you rather I made a brand new thread about it?
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I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/19 23:18:36
Subject: Slarg needs different advice....... BADLY!
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Slarg232 wrote:Emperors Faithful wrote:
Although I do have to say...
Slarg232 wrote:All I really remember is, back when we were little, we used to beat on each other. From what my mom told me, she would hit me 20 times, and it would finally piss me off so much that I would smack her back. Honestly, I don't even remember that.
Dakka, what should I say?
Violence Against Women. Turkey Says A-Okay!

In my defense, I was like 4 at the time
Also, would you rather I made a brand new thread about it?
Personally I think you should start a new thread, as this one isn't really related to that issue anymore.
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