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Ma55ter_fett wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Ma55ter_fett wrote:I still think my idea of sweeping her off her feet in a passionate embrace (leading into a passionate kiss, and maybe latter… more passion!) was a good one.

That only works in the movies.....

Movies are the closest I have ever come to romance

Someone needs to go clubbing for their next birthday.

rubiksnoob wrote:

Ma55ter_fett wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Ma55ter_fett wrote:I still think my idea of sweeping her off her feet in a passionate embrace (leading into a passionate kiss, and maybe latter… more passion!) was a good one.

That only works in the movies.....

Movies are the closest I have ever come to romance

Someone needs to go clubbing for their next birthday.

I am 16 years old! I am going to go clubing?!?!?!??! Nah. I Am good guy. Who burns stuff, and catches people on fire and drowns the wild life, and hunts down rabbits and people for fun!

rubiksnoob wrote:

Slarg232 wrote: And that's assuming I can even get to work, The winds are really picking up up here.

What, do you sail to work?

No, NoDak is Flat, Montanna sucks, and Minnesota blows. Thus, it is very windy up here. Small cars, too.

Asherian Command wrote:Same with me bro. It seems I cannot speak to the girl I like to. Damn this shyness! I laugh at how I can talk to everyone but this girl >.<

I however am going to my dream girl's place at 5pm tomorrow (if everything goes to plan).

Slarg232 wrote:

rubiksnoob wrote:

Slarg232 wrote: And that's assuming I can even get to work, The winds are really picking up up here.

What, do you sail to work?

No, NoDak is Flat, Montanna sucks, and Minnesota blows. Thus, it is very windy up here. Small cars, too.

That's why you should longboard-sail to work!

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Same with me bro. It seems I cannot speak to the girl I like to. Damn this shyness! I laugh at how I can talk to everyone but this girl >.<

I however am going to my dream girl's place at 5pm tomorrow (if everything goes to plan).

Lucky. How should I do it? Become her friend or just straight out ask her?

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Same with me bro. It seems I cannot speak to the girl I like to. Damn this shyness! I laugh at how I can talk to everyone but this girl >.<

I however am going to my dream girl's place at 5pm tomorrow (if everything goes to plan).

Lucky. How should I do it? Become her friend or just straight out ask her?

1. Say "hi"
2. Start a conversation
3. Talk to her more and more often until get know her and feel comfortable around her, (in other words not a nervous wreck) this may take a few weeks. Also you should be able to safely say you're friends by the end of this stage.
4. Ask for her number and give yours.
5. Arrange a date to "hang-out".
6. Spend more time with her-out of school but don't do it so often, that you come across as obsessive unless you think it's to your benefit.

That is how you become friends with girl, I have yet to get in the girlfriend stage though also it helps that I've been friends with this girl for almost a year now. Hope that helps.

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Same with me bro. It seems I cannot speak to the girl I like to. Damn this shyness! I laugh at how I can talk to everyone but this girl >.<

I however am going to my dream girl's place at 5pm tomorrow (if everything goes to plan).

Lucky. How should I do it? Become her friend or just straight out ask her?

1. Say "hi"
2. Start a conversation
3. Talk to her more and more often until get know her and feel comfortable around her, (in other words not a nervous wreck) this may take a few weeks. Also you should be able to safely say you're friends by the end of this stage.
4. Ask for her number and give yours.
5. Arrange a date to "hang-out".
6. Spend more time with her-out of school but don't do it so often, that you come across as obsessive unless you think it's to your benefit.

That is how you become friends with girl, I have yet to get in the girlfriend stage though also it helps that I've been friends with this girl for almost a year now. Hope that helps.

Thanks

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Same with me bro. It seems I cannot speak to the girl I like to. Damn this shyness! I laugh at how I can talk to everyone but this girl >.<

I however am going to my dream girl's place at 5pm tomorrow (if everything goes to plan).

Lucky. How should I do it? Become her friend or just straight out ask her?

1. Say "hi"
2. Start a conversation
3. Talk to her more and more often until get know her and feel comfortable around her, (in other words not a nervous wreck) this may take a few weeks. Also you should be able to safely say you're friends by the end of this stage.
4. Ask for her number and give yours.
5. Arrange a date to "hang-out".
6. Spend more time with her-out of school but don't do it so often, that you come across as obsessive unless you think it's to your benefit.

That is how you become friends with girl, I have yet to get in the girlfriend stage though also it helps that I've been friends with this girl for almost a year now. Hope that helps.

Thanks

No problem.

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Same with me bro. It seems I cannot speak to the girl I like to. Damn this shyness! I laugh at how I can talk to everyone but this girl >.<

I however am going to my dream girl's place at 5pm tomorrow (if everything goes to plan).

Lucky. How should I do it? Become her friend or just straight out ask her?

No no no you misunderstood, hes going to his dream girls house, named righty. Sometimes she is busy so her sister lefty steps in

KingCracker wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Same with me bro. It seems I cannot speak to the girl I like to. Damn this shyness! I laugh at how I can talk to everyone but this girl >.<

I however am going to my dream girl's place at 5pm tomorrow (if everything goes to plan).

Lucky. How should I do it? Become her friend or just straight out ask her?

No no no you misunderstood, hes going to his dream girls house, named righty. Sometimes she is busy so her sister lefty steps in

I don't get it.

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Same with me bro. It seems I cannot speak to the girl I like to. Damn this shyness! I laugh at how I can talk to everyone but this girl >.<

I however am going to my dream girl's place at 5pm tomorrow (if everything goes to plan).

Lucky. How should I do it? Become her friend or just straight out ask her?

Ask? What? Here's how ya do it:

Cheesecat wrote:

KingCracker wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Same with me bro. It seems I cannot speak to the girl I like to. Damn this shyness! I laugh at how I can talk to everyone but this girl >.<

I however am going to my dream girl's place at 5pm tomorrow (if everything goes to plan).

Lucky. How should I do it? Become her friend or just straight out ask her?

No no no you misunderstood, hes going to his dream girls house, named righty. Sometimes she is busy so her sister lefty steps in

I don't get it.

I get it XD.
Anyway Slarg. Just ask her out, but first get to know etc.

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

KingCracker wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Same with me bro. It seems I cannot speak to the girl I like to. Damn this shyness! I laugh at how I can talk to everyone but this girl >.<

I however am going to my dream girl's place at 5pm tomorrow (if everything goes to plan).

Lucky. How should I do it? Become her friend or just straight out ask her?

No no no you misunderstood, hes going to his dream girls house, named righty. Sometimes she is busy so her sister lefty steps in

I don't get it.

I get it XD.
Anyway Slarg. Just ask her out, but first get to know etc.

Could you explain it to me?

PM sent.

Asherian Command wrote:PM sent.

Thanks that was pretty funny. Although I don't think KingCracker should be making comments about "waxing the brass candlestick" considering that's how his last thread got locked, and I still have plenty of fapping stories I want to tell. So don't

encourage me.

Cheesecat wrote:
Thanks that was pretty funny. Although I don't think KingCracker should be making comments about "waxing the brass candlestick" considering that's how his last thread got locked, and I still have plenty of fapping stories I want to tell. So don't encourage me.

Are you planning on telling them to this girl you're visiting?

You could report back so Slargy has a great example of what not to do.

Arctik_Firangi wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:
Thanks that was pretty funny. Although I don't think KingCracker should be making comments about "waxing the brass candlestick" considering that's how his last thread got locked, and I still have plenty of fapping stories I want to tell. So don't encourage me.

Are you planning on telling them to this girl you're visiting?

You could report back so Slargy has a great example of what not to do.

Probably not, I try to act little less disgusting around girls although sometimes they find that kind of humor funny.

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Same with me bro. It seems I cannot speak to the girl I like to. Damn this shyness! I laugh at how I can talk to everyone but this girl >.<

I however am going to my dream girl's place at 5pm tomorrow (if everything goes to plan).

Lucky. How should I do it? Become her friend or just straight out ask her?

1. Say "hi"
2. Start a conversation
3. Talk to her more and more often until get know her and feel comfortable around her, (in other words not a nervous wreck) this may take a few weeks. Also you should be able to safely say you're friends by the end of this stage.
4. Ask for her number and give yours.
5. Arrange a date to "hang-out".
6. Spend more time with her-out of school but don't do it so often, that you come across as obsessive unless you think it's to your benefit.

That is how you become friends with girl, I have yet to get in the girlfriend stage though also it helps that I've been friends with this girl for almost a year now. Hope that helps.

If you've been friends with her for almost a year now, you are assuredly friend-zoned. Game over, try again?

Vladsimpaler wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Same with me bro. It seems I cannot speak to the girl I like to. Damn this shyness! I laugh at how I can talk to everyone but this girl >.<

I however am going to my dream girl's place at 5pm tomorrow (if everything goes to plan).

Lucky. How should I do it? Become her friend or just straight out ask her?

1. Say "hi"
2. Start a conversation
3. Talk to her more and more often until get know her and feel comfortable around her, (in other words not a nervous wreck) this may take a few weeks. Also you should be able to safely say you're friends by the end of this stage.
4. Ask for her number and give yours.
5. Arrange a date to "hang-out".
6. Spend more time with her-out of school but don't do it so often, that you come across as obsessive unless you think it's to your benefit.

That is how you become friends with girl, I have yet to get in the girlfriend stage though also it helps that I've been friends with this girl for almost a year now. Hope that helps.

If you've been friends with her for almost a year now, you are assuredly friend-zoned. Game over, try again?

We weren't constantly friends for a year we left each other for about six months due to a big fight and then we re-friend each other, unfortunately you're probably right anyways it looks like another relationship that's going to have to die.

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:PM sent.

Thanks that was pretty funny. Although I don't think KingCracker should be making comments about "waxing the brass candlestick" considering that's how his last thread got locked, and I still have plenty of fapping stories I want to tell. So don't

encourage me.

Hey I didnt get my thread locked. You weirdos did the job for me

KingCracker wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:PM sent.

Thanks that was pretty funny. Although I don't think KingCracker should be making comments about "waxing the brass candlestick" considering that's how his last thread got locked, and I still have plenty of fapping stories I want to tell. So don't

encourage me.

Hey I didnt get my thread locked. You weirdos did the job for me

I know, I'm just saying don't encourage me.

Did this thread turn into a Sex-fueled rave party while I wasn't here? And why the hell wasn't invited?

Yeah, I am not the one to give out advice right now, seeing as how I am only 3 steps ahead of Asherian.
(My first girlfriend dumped me 72 hours into our relationship after finding my 40k stuff In a box labeled "drugs and porn". Fun stuff.)

Well I have hit the second one for a long time.

chowderhead13 wrote:Did this thread turn into a Sex-fueled rave party while I wasn't here? And why the hell wasn't invited?

Yeah, I am not the one to give out advice right now, seeing as how I am only 3 steps ahead of Asherian.
(My first girlfriend dumped me 72 hours into our relationship after finding my 40k stuff In a box labeled "drugs and porn". Fun stuff.)

Masturbation isn't sex although I do talk about sex a lot on DakkaDakka, but unfortunately I'm still a virgin.

Cheesecat wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:Did this thread turn into a Sex-fueled rave party while I wasn't here? And why the hell wasn't invited?

Yeah, I am not the one to give out advice right now, seeing as how I am only 3 steps ahead of Asherian.
(My first girlfriend dumped me 72 hours into our relationship after finding my 40k stuff In a box labeled "drugs and porn". Fun stuff.)

Masturbation isn't sex although I do talk about sex a lot on DakkaDakka, but unfortunately I'm still a virgin.

Most of us are... Except Slarg.... and GES

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:Did this thread turn into a Sex-fueled rave party while I wasn't here? And why the hell wasn't invited?

Yeah, I am not the one to give out advice right now, seeing as how I am only 3 steps ahead of Asherian.
(My first girlfriend dumped me 72 hours into our relationship after finding my 40k stuff In a box labeled "drugs and porn". Fun stuff.)

Masturbation isn't sex although I do talk about sex a lot on DakkaDakka, but unfortunately I'm still a virgin.

Most of us are... Except Slarg.... and GES

Speaking of GES, he apparently got banned. The man who broke Racism got banned. Over an accident. From GES's words he said this:

GES wrote:It was an actualy friend. He was too lazy to start an account, so I gave the one I first started but never used.

Clearly, a smart idea.

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chowderhead13 wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:Did this thread turn into a Sex-fueled rave party while I wasn't here? And why the hell wasn't invited?

Yeah, I am not the one to give out advice right now, seeing as how I am only 3 steps ahead of Asherian.
(My first girlfriend dumped me 72 hours into our relationship after finding my 40k stuff In a box labeled "drugs and porn". Fun stuff.)

Masturbation isn't sex although I do talk about sex a lot on DakkaDakka, but unfortunately I'm still a virgin.

Most of us are... Except Slarg.... and GES

Speaking of GES, he apparently got banned. The man who broke Racism got banned. Over an accident. From GES's words he said this:

GES wrote:It was an actualy friend. He was too lazy to start an account, so I gave the one I first started but never used.

Clearly, a smart idea.

Also, aren't you, like 14 Asherian? I am too, but batting for your own team? Really?

Ahh so thats where hes been. I thought it odd I hadnt seen him posting in a few days

Guys tend to get nervous as they're thinking way too far ahead (wanting to date, romance.. among other things). Dont do this, just act like she is some friend you havnt talked to in ages. Do what normal people do. Say "hi". Talk about the school days. Just chat. If you get along well, after a week or so, ask her out for coffee.

chowderhead13 wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:Did this thread turn into a Sex-fueled rave party while I wasn't here? And why the hell wasn't invited?

Yeah, I am not the one to give out advice right now, seeing as how I am only 3 steps ahead of Asherian.
(My first girlfriend dumped me 72 hours into our relationship after finding my 40k stuff In a box labeled "drugs and porn". Fun stuff.)

Masturbation isn't sex although I do talk about sex a lot on DakkaDakka, but unfortunately I'm still a virgin.

Most of us are... Except Slarg.... and GES

Speaking of GES, he apparently got banned. The man who broke Racism got banned. Over an accident. From GES's words he said this:

GES wrote:It was an actualy friend. He was too lazy to start an account, so I gave the one I first started but never used.

Clearly, a smart idea.

Automatically Appended Next Post:

chowderhead13 wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:Did this thread turn into a Sex-fueled rave party while I wasn't here? And why the hell wasn't invited?

Yeah, I am not the one to give out advice right now, seeing as how I am only 3 steps ahead of Asherian.
(My first girlfriend dumped me 72 hours into our relationship after finding my 40k stuff In a box labeled "drugs and porn". Fun stuff.)

Masturbation isn't sex although I do talk about sex a lot on DakkaDakka, but unfortunately I'm still a virgin.

Most of us are... Except Slarg.... and GES

Speaking of GES, he apparently got banned. The man who broke Racism got banned. Over an accident. From GES's words he said this:

GES wrote:It was an actualy friend. He was too lazy to start an account, so I gave the one I first started but never used.

Clearly, a smart idea.

Also, aren't you, like 14 Asherian? I am too, but batting for your own team? Really?

Uhh I'm 16..... not 14..... I have been playing this hobby for 10 years.