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I would have used a Nerf bat on the guy. Beat him with my right arm until I can't swing, change arms and go at it again.

That foam is rough. By the time he died he'd be nearly skinless and in lots of pain.

Sorry but if anyone hurt my kids (when I do eventually have them) they wouldn't get lead poisoning; that'd be too quick (and a waste of perfectly good Federal Premium .45 ammo).

Oh goody, another one.


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Can we please just get back to talking about alcohol?

Mannahnin wrote:Impromptu booze threadjack accomplished!

Scotch is king.

These are what you really want:









I like my Whisky neat, and not too peaty, bear in mind.

Yeah, scotch that is too peaty is really an aquired taste. I prefer a nice single malt with a bit of club soda. Now if you want to talk about REAL whiskey,


Here is a fine fine wheated bourbon. Goes down smooth and then burns your chest with manly firestorm!




And of course, the absolute best of the best. Cause bros that know whats up drink their bourbon room temp from a snifter.

I rarely drink whisky any other way than neat, room temperature.

I've only recently tried adding a tiny bit of water to certain whiskeys, and the effect can be enjoyable, but I still prefer it unadulturated.

... the problem with that now is that he has kids and they would be too young to understand. All they would see is their daddy messed up and that would be just as bad as the original crime.

Actually no. It would be worse. A lot worse. I don't think killing anyone (even a child) in a reckless driving incident can ever be compared to beating a father to death in front of his children. The former is a reckless idiot who should have damned well known better, the latter is the act of a sadistic bastard.

Frazzled wrote:

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Not to sound like a hippy, but how does killing someone bring the other person back?

Its not meant to.

I'm sure we could eventually find a way to do this.

Any who, kick him out of the country. He was given the chance to get the rights of a person in the UK and he fethed up big time, screw his human rights he wasn't even a decent enough person to stop to at least attempt to help the girl.

halonachos wrote:

Frazzled wrote:

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Not to sound like a hippy, but how does killing someone bring the other person back?

Its not meant to.

I'm sure we could eventually find a way to do this.

Revenge Resurrection
Conjuration [Healing]
Level: Clr 6
Casting Time: 10 Minutes
Material Component: A person who murdered the intended target of the spell.

Yeah, that can be worked with.

I agree with you guys on the room temp, straight whiskey thing. It's a tasty drink, so you should taste it!

I'm the same with rum, I like it straight. If I want coke I'll drink coke

I don't drink spirits much anymore though. It makes me all hyperactive and irresponsible and has lead to MANY BAD THINGS HAPPENING.
(My thumb still hurts from the last time)

Da Boss wrote:I agree with you guys on the room temp, straight whiskey thing. It's a tasty drink, so you should taste it!

I'm the same with rum, I like it straight. If I want coke I'll drink coke

I don't drink spirits much anymore though. It makes me all hyperactive and irresponsible and has lead to MANY BAD THINGS HAPPENING.
(My thumb still hurts from the last time)

Dark rum, wihtout water is quite interesting in that regard.

Wolfstan wrote:

... the problem with that now is that he has kids and they would be too young to understand. All they would see is their daddy messed up and that would be just as bad as the original crime.

Actually no. It would be worse. A lot worse. I don't think killing anyone (even a child) in a reckless driving incident can ever be compared to beating a father to death in front of his children. The former is a reckless idiot who should have damned well known better, the latter is the act of a sadistic bastard.

I actually didn't say that. My point was about seeing the result of the beating not watch it. For crying out loud I wouldn't ever come close to thinking of doing something like that.

Let me get this straight, you're horrified that the children might actually watch him be beaten to death, but you are only slightly disturbed when it comes to them seeing their father's dead corpse? And you don't seem to have even considered depriving the children of their father figure. I think you've posted without fully realising the consequences of your rhetoric, calls for 'Off with his Head' and the vigilante equivalent do nothing to resolve this situation.

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Revenge Resurrection
Conjuration [Healing]
Level: Clr 6
Casting Time: 10 Minutes
Material Component: A person who murdered the intended target of the spell.

Yeah, that can be worked with.

I like.