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Made in gb
Junior Officer with Laspistol




Perth/Glasgow

lord commissar klimino wrote:im going to shoot the troops,ok?


God we have a terroru=ist in out ranks, what made you choose such drastic action, peace solves more problems than violence and terrorism.

Currently debating whether to study for my exams or paint some Deathwing 
   
Made in my
Sagitarius with a Big F'in Gun





Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote:

God, a terrorist outranks you.


Do you mean a terrorist outranks god?

Or a terrorist outranks me and you are expressing confusion?

What. The. Gak.




 
   
Made in gb
Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel







The Zoat wrote:
god and you are Gak.


OK. You come onto Dakka Dakka and without knowing a person you feel that you have the right to blast someone and also their god? Wow, that's some nerve. They might be quite a respectable person. And they didn't even mention bunnies this time. Sheez, some people. Troll!

 
   
Made in my
Sagitarius with a Big F'in Gun





InyokaMadoda wrote: , Troll!



"gasp" A troll!?

Where? Where? "grabs bolter" There he is!!!

GET HIM! DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




 
   
Made in gb
Junior Officer with Laspistol




Perth/Glasgow

The Zoat wrote:" A troll grabs bolter"


trolls can use bolters, since, when i mean their digits are a bit big aren't they?

Currently debating whether to study for my exams or paint some Deathwing 
   
Made in us
Smokin' Skorcha Driver






Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote:

trolls can use digits?


Yes, trolls can use the following digits: 1, 2, many, Lots, RUN!!!! for everything else, there is just wimper and die.

"Friglatt Tinks e's da 'unce and futor git, but i knows better. i put dat part in when i fixed im up after dat first scrap wid does scrawn pointy ears and does pinkies." Dok chopanblok to Big Mek Dattrukk.

Victories against: 2 2 1 11 2 3 1 2
Died havin fun wid: 3 2 1 4 2 2 2 5 1
 
   
Made in us
Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

Big Mek Dattrukk wrote: just wimper and die.


wow,your one mean . everyone ok if i shoot him? just a little?

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
Made in gb
Boosting Space Marine Biker






lord commissar klimino wrote:
everyone ok if i shoot him? just a little?


Yes. Although I don't think you can shoot someone just a little

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COVER IS FOR THE WEAK 
   
Made in gb
Junior Officer with Laspistol




Perth/Glasgow

Space Marine wrote: I don't think you can


who are you refering to and what cqan't they do? You have to be more specific than that

Currently debating whether to study for my exams or paint some Deathwing 
   
Made in us
Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote: I don't think you can be specific


and why not? im shooting you,errr,for the troops moral,not my amusement....yeah *bang*

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
Made in us
Smokin' Skorcha Driver






lord commissar klimino wrote:

im shooting you, for my amusement.


well that just means you, like every other commissar, dont know when to stop. just remember that when you find yourself in a Catachan company, that they shoot first.

"Friglatt Tinks e's da 'unce and futor git, but i knows better. i put dat part in when i fixed im up after dat first scrap wid does scrawn pointy ears and does pinkies." Dok chopanblok to Big Mek Dattrukk.

Victories against: 2 2 1 11 2 3 1 2
Died havin fun wid: 3 2 1 4 2 2 2 5 1
 
   
Made in gb
Boosting Space Marine Biker






Big Mek Dattrukk wrote:

stop they shoot first.


Stop? Stop what, and who's they? The bunnies? I don't think the bunnies can shoot guns, although they do have laser eyebrows. But,then they are currently planning their next evil scheme in their magic forest with the evil mastermind The Hare. Don't be fooled by his cowardice. He's EVIL!

COVER IS FOR THE WEAK 
   
Made in gb
Junior Officer with Laspistol




Perth/Glasgow

Space Marine wrote:Shoot the bunnies!


No it doesn't work, their fur fur is completely bulletproof and they are onto you good luck evading death

Currently debating whether to study for my exams or paint some Deathwing 
   
Made in us
Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote:Shoot the fur


the fur? on the bunnies? or did you find some new animal to hate? if this fur is some new animal,then is it worse than the bunnies,or made by them?

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
Made in us
Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator





Dragons, man. DRAGONS.

lord commissar klimino wrote:the fur? or did you find some new animal to fur some new animal,then is it worse than fur bunnies?


Yo dawg, I heard you like fur and bunnies. So we furred yo fur so you can fur a bunny while you fur a new animal.

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MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
 
   
Made in us
Smokin' Skorcha Driver






Kasrkai wrote:

Yo dawg, I heard you like bunnies.


You dare say dat I like BUNNIES!! Youz boyz learn dis git good. and if'n ya find any good tekk bitz, bring em to me.

"Friglatt Tinks e's da 'unce and futor git, but i knows better. i put dat part in when i fixed im up after dat first scrap wid does scrawn pointy ears and does pinkies." Dok chopanblok to Big Mek Dattrukk.

Victories against: 2 2 1 11 2 3 1 2
Died havin fun wid: 3 2 1 4 2 2 2 5 1
 
   
Made in gb
Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel







Big Mek Dattrukk wrote:

You say dat I learn good and if good, bring me.


No sir. I have not said that you "learn good". Your command of the English language is pitiful. And I'm not even sure what you want me to bring you to. I suggest you go back to school, attend some lessons and then come back to Dakka Dakka when we can all understand you.

 
   
Made in us
Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator





Dragons, man. DRAGONS.

InyokaMadoda wrote:No sir, I have said that you command the English to bring Dakka.


What? American Dakka not good enough for your WAAAAGHS? I dare say I speak for all Americans when I say I am deeply offended.




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MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
 
   
Made in us
Smokin' Skorcha Driver






Kasrkai wrote:

What? Dakka not good? I dare say I speak for all when I say I am deeply offended.


Yes, we are all offended. if somebody does not like Dakka, they should not come here. its like posting on *expunged by the inquisition* to say you hate **expunged by the inquisition* I'd say stop feeding trolls, but they get scary when they are hungry.

"Friglatt Tinks e's da 'unce and futor git, but i knows better. i put dat part in when i fixed im up after dat first scrap wid does scrawn pointy ears and does pinkies." Dok chopanblok to Big Mek Dattrukk.

Victories against: 2 2 1 11 2 3 1 2
Died havin fun wid: 3 2 1 4 2 2 2 5 1
 
   
Made in us
Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator





Dragons, man. DRAGONS.

Big Mek Dattrukk wrote:Yes, feed the trolls, they get scary when they are hungry.


Bah, I have no fear against these trolls. I rend them. I rend them into Oblivion. I rend them into Oblivion with Fire.




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MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
 
   
Made in my
Sagitarius with a Big F'in Gun





Kasrkai wrote:

Bah, I have no fear against these trolls. I rent them.


You rent trolls!? That's dumb! Do you realise you are paying to have them?!




 
   
Made in nz
Using Inks and Washes






The Zoat wrote:

You rent!? That's dumb!


hey thats mean, not everyone can afford their own houses you know. the bunnies scammed all his money away!

   
Made in us
Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator





Dragons, man. DRAGONS.

prototype_X wrote: Everyone can afford to rent their own bunnies!


If only that was true. I would amass such a force of bunnies as the world has never seen.




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MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
 
   
Made in us
Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

Kasrkai wrote: I amass such a force of bunnies as the world has never seen.


you command the evil bunnies? YOU LEAD THEM? WE NOW KNOW THE REAL ENEMIES FACE! KILL! KILL! KILL!

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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Most Glorious Grey Seer





Everett, WA

You command the bunnies? We now enemies!

What a silly rabbit. Doesn't he know that Trix are for kids?

 
   
Made in gb
Boosting Space Marine Biker






Breotan wrote:
silly rabbit Trix


If only that was true. Unfortunately the bunnies hypnotic takeover is no joke. They own easter now they are trying to take over Christmas. We must help Santa fend off the evil bunnies!

COVER IS FOR THE WEAK 
   
Made in us
Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

Space Marine wrote: Santa the evil bunnie!


oh.my.gosh.santa is a bunny! they are spreading like what they are!

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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lord commissar klimino wrote:

.santa is spreading!

   
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Ruthless Interrogator




Confused

lord commissar klimino wrote:

oh santa bunny!


What is this? I respect and tolerate your sexual preferences, but is saying dirty things to Santa really apropriate on an internet forum?

(I'm gonna love seeing what you do with that)

Coolyo294 wrote: You are a strange, strange little manchicken.
 
   
Made in gb
Boosting Space Marine Biker






TrollPie wrote:

(I'm gonna do dirty things to Santa )


What? Whats with with the brackets. You don't need them. You can't keep anything secret on the net. Theres no point with brackets, everyone knows whats in them, the bunnies can still see it. You can't keep anything from the bunnies! Now I've gone on about the brackets long enough, what was in the brackets... Oh!

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