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2011/06/11 22:26:30
Subject: The game of Deletion
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Space Marine wrote:Oh! You can't keep secrets from the bunnies
Indeed. Bunnies are there to stalk the internet and find out all the things you do while no one is watching.
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MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
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2011/06/11 22:57:00
Subject: The game of Deletion
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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Kasrkai wrote:
Bunnies are the internet and the things no one is watching.
Oh my word, things are worse than I could have ever imagined! The bunnies literally ARE the internet? This is staggering. It's as if 'The Matrix' was true, only the 'desert of the real' is more 'the carrot patch of the real'. How long has life been like this? How long have they been controlling us? How many of us know and how do we break free?
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2011/06/11 23:05:39
Subject: The game of Deletion
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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InyokaMadoda wrote:
Oh my word! the internet? This is The Matrix ,the 'desert of the real'. ?
so...im not on the internet,im on the matrix? whic is a desert? of all things real? im gonna have fun messing this place up 
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 Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/06/12 07:30:12
Subject: The game of Deletion
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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lord commissar klimino wrote:
im gonna have fun messing this place up
Where did you steal the commissar hat from? Your here to clean this place up not make it worse! Or are you not a commissar but the INTERNET BUNNIE?
(So dramatic it needs capitals  )
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2011/06/12 09:13:35
Subject: The game of Deletion
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Sagitarius with a Big F'in Gun
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Space Marine wrote:
Your the INTERNET BUNNIE?
(So dramatic it needs capitals )
You know, I have the strangest feeling that... YOU'RE A TROLL!!!
A FETHING TROLL!!! A GAKKING TROLL!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2011/06/12 11:04:32
Subject: The game of Deletion
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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The Zoat wrote:
A TROLL!!!
A FETHING TROLL!!! A GAKKING TROLL!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK I get the idea there's a Troll in the forums and whats with the random 1 in the !? Wait a minute a Troll? RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THERES A TROLL! A FETHING TROLL!!! A GAKKING TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2011/06/13 16:19:18
Subject: The game of Deletion
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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Space Marine wrote:
OK I get the idea there's a forum and whats with the minute Troll?
Yes, well done, you are posting on a forum. And that's no tiny troll, it's a bunny! Sheesh, I thought we'd been through this...? Try and keep up old boy!
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2011/06/13 16:30:54
Subject: The game of Deletion
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Ruthless Interrogator
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InyokaMadoda wrote:
Yes, well done, you are a bunny!
What? He's a bunny? A BUNNY???? EVERYBODY GET THE FETH OOOOOOOUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Coolyo294 wrote: You are a strange, strange little manchicken.
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2011/06/14 01:12:00
Subject: The game of Deletion
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Smokin' Skorcha Driver
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TrollPie wrote: EVERYBODY GET THE FETH OUT!!
two things.
one: there is no need to shout.
two: if you do not want us to be in here, you should calmly request that we depart, not scream and curse at us. its more polite that way. your rudeness makes me believe that you are a troll, and therefore i must sick chubby bunny on you... where is that lazy bunny?
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"Friglatt Tinks e's da 'unce and futor git, but i knows better. i put dat part in when i fixed im up after dat first scrap wid does scrawn pointy ears and does pinkies." Dok chopanblok to Big Mek Dattrukk.
Victories against:  2  2  1 1 1  2  3  1  2
Died havin fun wid: 3  2 1  4 2 2 2  5 1
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2011/06/14 01:44:10
Subject: The game of Deletion
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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Big Mek Dattrukk wrote: i sick chubby lazy bunny
wow i feel sorry for you. your a horribly disgusting creature,you know that?
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/06/14 15:45:09
Subject: The game of Deletion
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Most Glorious Grey Seer
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lord commissar klimino wrote:i feel you, you know that?
This is the police! Take your hands off the keyboard and step away from the computer. If you don't step away immediately, we will be forced to send in the attack dogs.
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2011/06/14 16:03:36
Subject: The game of Deletion
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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Breotan wrote: send in the attack dogs.
Yes, we now have a weapon against the bunnies. Jack the Jack Russel. And how about Lennie the Ferret. The natural enemies of the bunnies.
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2011/06/14 22:30:59
Subject: The game of Deletion
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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Space Marine wrote:
Yes, we now have a Jack. The natural enemies of the bunnies.
Why would a bunny be afraid of a device for lifting a car? That doesn't make sense to me. Surely bunnies would more naturally be scared of foxes, or eagles or something like that...? Honestly, sometimes I think this forum makes no sense at all.
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2011/06/15 09:50:00
Subject: The game of Deletion
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Smokin' Skorcha Driver
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InyokaMadoda wrote:
Why would a bunny be afraid? Honestly, sometimes I think this forum makes sense.
What? this forum is not for making sense! it is for making those who disobey our fuzzy overlords think they have the upper hand... OOPS
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"Friglatt Tinks e's da 'unce and futor git, but i knows better. i put dat part in when i fixed im up after dat first scrap wid does scrawn pointy ears and does pinkies." Dok chopanblok to Big Mek Dattrukk.
Victories against: 2 2 1 11 2 3 1 2
Died havin fun wid: 3 2 1 4 2 2 2 5 1
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2011/06/16 14:42:54
Subject: The game of Deletion
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Most Glorious Grey Seer
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Big Mek Dattrukk wrote:this is not making sense! fuzzy overlords have the hand.
This is only a problem until George arrives with the electric clippers. A little distraction followed by a quick buzz and our fuzzy overlords won't be quite so fuzzy anymore, will they?
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2011/06/17 19:20:18
Subject: The game of Deletion
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Ruthless Interrogator
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Breotan wrote:This is George with the electric clippers.
Oh God, get George away from here! My nipples are painful enough as it is! GET HIM AWAY FROM MY NIPPLES!
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Coolyo294 wrote: You are a strange, strange little manchicken.
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2011/06/17 19:32:27
Subject: The game of Deletion
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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TrollPie wrote:Oh God, GET HIM MY NIPPLES!
 whaaaa? i think you need therapy...
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/06/18 09:50:29
Subject: The game of Deletion
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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lord commissar klimino wrote:
i need therapy...
Well, then I suggest you go to your local healthcare professional and ask them for some recommendations for therapists in your area. Then when you have sorted out your own neuroses, feel free to come and tell us all about them, if sharing helps you deal with your issues.
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2011/06/18 13:16:42
Subject: The game of Deletion
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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InyokaMadoda wrote:
Well, then I have issues.
Thank-you you have just confirmed my deepest suspicion you have issues.
But step 1 is now complete, admitting you have issues. Next is step 2 standing up to your issues.
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2011/06/19 05:44:24
Subject: The game of Deletion
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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Space Marine wrote:Thank you deepest suspicion. But step 1 is now complete. Next is standing up.
What the devil are you talking about? I think you need to see a specialist.
S_P
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Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky.
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2011/06/19 11:39:09
Subject: The game of Deletion
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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Space_Potato wrote:
What are you? a specialist.
S_P
Maybe he is. Maybe he's not. It's not important. Just smile and I'm sure the problem will go away. Stop worrying about it and just relax.
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2011/06/19 22:09:49
Subject: The game of Deletion
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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InyokaMadoda wrote:
Maybe he is important. Just go away and just relax.
But what if he isn't important? What if I can't go away? What if a highly stressful life prevents me from relaxing? What then?!
S_P
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Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky.
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2011/06/20 01:51:39
Subject: The game of Deletion
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Smokin' Skorcha Driver
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Space_Potato wrote:InyokaMadoda wrote:
What if a high prevents me from relaxing? What then?!
S_P
If you cant relax while high, you deserve to be stressed out. then again, i have never been high so im not one to judge.
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"Friglatt Tinks e's da 'unce and futor git, but i knows better. i put dat part in when i fixed im up after dat first scrap wid does scrawn pointy ears and does pinkies." Dok chopanblok to Big Mek Dattrukk.
Victories against: 2 2 1 11 2 3 1 2
Died havin fun wid: 3 2 1 4 2 2 2 5 1
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2011/06/21 20:41:26
Subject: The game of Deletion
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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Big Mek Dattrukk wrote:
Relax high, you deserve to be stressed out. then again, im one judge.
Whats with this relax high = stressed out shenanigans? My buddies girlfriend gets high all the time and tries to sneak onto my truck while its dark out and jump me while im not looking..... still need to get the snow chains back from her
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WAAAHG!!! until further notice
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2011/06/26 09:53:43
Subject: The game of Deletion
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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Tazz Azrael wrote:
Whats with this shenanigans? My girlfriend tries to get the chains back
OK. I simply do not want to know about your shenanigans involving your girlfriend trying to take the chains back. That is your personal life and doesn't belong on a public forum. Please refrain from feeling that you need to 'share'. Any more of this behaviour and we'll all set the bunnies on you.
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2011/06/27 06:20:11
Subject: The game of Deletion
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Sagitarius with a Big F'in Gun
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InyokaMadoda wrote:
OK. I simply do not want to know about your shenanigans involving the bunnies on you.
Get this to the MODERATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOW!!!!!!!
I gotta escape!!!
What happened! Are you insane!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
"FUMP"
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2011/06/27 06:21:28
Subject: The game of Deletion
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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The Zoat wrote: MODERATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"FUMP"
errr....do i even want to know?
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/06/27 15:19:45
Subject: The game of Deletion
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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lord commissar klimino wrote:
errr....?
Well yes, I think that perfectly sums up the state of this thread. It started off as a nice little thread which took a meander into a very sensible discussion about the bunny overlords and their evil dictatorial ways, and we end with this blithering pile of rubbish. Honestly, sometimes I think I'm the only sane one on here. Now, can we please have a proper discussion about something interesting? This is supposed to be one of the best forums on the net rather than a drivel-fest! So I shall begin:
Did you know that the longest palindrome in the English lanugage is the word REDIVIDER? No? I thought not. Now it's your turn to tell us all something interesting.
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2011/06/27 16:20:34
Subject: The game of Deletion
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Lieutenant Colonel
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InyokaMadoda wrote:
Did you know that the English lanugage is the word REDIVIDER?
Is it really, I never knew that. What is REDIVIDER anyway, please tell me, i'm interested.
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2011/06/28 18:55:34
Subject: The game of Deletion
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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RaptorsTallon wrote:
Is it me
Yes. It probably is.
A redivider is simply something or someone that divides something again. Re-divider. See?
Now with an aim to giving someone a good start for the deletion thread, here are the opening paragprahs of 'The Lord Of The Rings':
When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special magnificence, there was much talk and excitement in Hobbiton.
Bilbo was very rich and very peculiar, and had been the wonder of the Shire for sixty years, ever since his remarkable disappearance and unexpected return. The riches he had brought back from his travels had now become a local legend, and it was popularly believed, whatever the old folk might say, that the Hill at Bag End was full of tunnels stuffed with treasure. And if that was not enough for fame, there was also his prolonged vigour to marvel at. Time wore on, but it seemed to have little effect on Mr. Baggins. At ninety he was much the same as at fifty. At ninety-nine they began to call him well-preserved ; but unchanged would have been nearer the mark. There were some that shook their heads and thought this was too much of a good thing; it seemed unfair that anyone should possess (apparently) perpetual youth as well as (reputedly) inexhaustible wealth.
‘It will have to be paid for,’ they said. ‘It isn’t natural, and trouble will come of it!’
But so far trouble had not come; and as Mr. Baggins was generous with his money, most people were willing to forgive him his oddities and his good fortune. He remained on visiting terms with his relatives (except, of course, the Sackville-Bagginses), and he had many devoted admirers among the hobbits of poor and unimportant families. But he had no close friends, until some of his younger cousins began to grow up.
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