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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/03 18:56:40
Subject: How deep is your disdain for humanity on a daily basis?
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dogma wrote:That being said, if you want to speak the truth, then why cloak it in parables?
Well, sometimes you want to enjoy yourself with a nice little sci-fi story. And yet, a serious issue comes up-- we humans are complex creatures, living in a complex world. So do you just... ignore it? Many shows do, yes, but I'm not sure that the shows are better for it.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/03 19:00:09
Subject: Re:How deep is your disdain for humanity on a daily basis?
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dogma wrote:And proof that angst isn't the sole province of teens.
Sole province? Of course not. They just have a higher concentration.
dogma wrote:if you want to speak the truth, then why cloak it in parables?
Because people don't listen to direct messages that well, nor are they particularly memorable. Put it in a story and your average person is more likely to remember it.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/03 19:05:34
Subject: Re:How deep is your disdain for humanity on a daily basis?
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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biccat wrote:
Sole province? Of course not. They just have a higher concentration.
See, I don't think that's true. I think adults just get more creative in terms of expressing their angst.
biccat wrote:
Because people don't listen to direct messages that well, nor are they particularly memorable. Put it in a story and your average person is more likely to remember it.
They'll remember the story, anyway.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/03 19:37:40
Subject: Re:How deep is your disdain for humanity on a daily basis?
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dogma wrote:biccat wrote:
Sole province? Of course not. They just have a higher concentration.
See, I don't think that's true. I think adults just get more creative in terms of expressing their angst.
Or it could be the easier access to alcohol.
dogma wrote:
biccat wrote:
Because people don't listen to direct messages that well, nor are they particularly memorable. Put it in a story and your average person is more likely to remember it.
They'll remember the story, anyway.
I loved the one about the rabbit and turtle racing. That turtle totally kicked the rabbit's butt.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/03 20:18:33
Subject: Re:How deep is your disdain for humanity on a daily basis?
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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biccat wrote:
Or it could be the easier access to alcohol.
When you're an adult there are scruples, when you're a kid there are only adults.
Also, that is a creative solution.
biccat wrote:
I loved the one about the rabbit and turtle racing. That turtle totally kicked the rabbit's butt.
Morally, that is the biggest lie we tell children.
At least if we accept social status as height. Well, or if we think death is finishing.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/03 20:34:17
Subject: Re:How deep is your disdain for humanity on a daily basis?
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dogma wrote:At least if we accept social status as height.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/03 20:41:01
Subject: How deep is your disdain for humanity on a daily basis?
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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Superiority.
Students tend to anger up the blood.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/03 21:34:35
Subject: How deep is your disdain for humanity on a daily basis?
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Powerful Orc Big'Un
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Monster Rain wrote:I love everyone! Shut up! You have no feeling for my suffering and loathing of my fellow human beings...EVERYBODY else is stealing my air! Baaaaah Humbug! <Evilface here> _Tim? *As you can see, today is not a good day for me and humanities relationship.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/03 21:56:04
Subject: How deep is your disdain for humanity on a daily basis?
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Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Oh _Tim?, turn that frown upside down!
Life's a garden. Dig it!
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/04 00:35:36
Subject: Re:How deep is your disdain for humanity on a daily basis?
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biccat wrote:dogma wrote:At least if we accept social status as height.

You win the thread.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/04 01:35:12
Subject: How deep is your disdain for humanity on a daily basis?
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Mr Mystery wrote:BoltThrower wrote:Most of you sound like stupid children. Get over yourselves. Disregard this if you are actually an adolescent.
Why? Ever worked in customer services? Ever had a 'customer' having a go at you on the phone, talking over you, because they know you just have to sit their and take it? It's ridiculous. Yet society, for some reason, demands that we be good as gold, just because money has changed hands. Why shouldn't I, when a customer is being stroppy and pushy for the sake of it, be allowed to simply say 'look mate, you're being a dick, and you're trying my patience. Go and read your fething policy, like you should have BEFORE you signed up to it, forming a legally binding contract. You will find, surprise surprise, that once again I am correct, and you are wrong. I don't give a flying proverbial WHAT your friend who is apparently a solicitor has told you, for he too is wrong.'
No, I have to sit there, and suck it up, trying to get a word in edge ways. People. Are. Scum. Simple. As soon as they think they can get away with it, they will be a knobend to you. Don't get me wrong, I actually enjoy my job, I'm an argumentative sod with a firm grasp of the English language (despite this posts inevitable spelling mistakes and grammatical errors). I make a point of learning what I need to to be right, especially in my professional life. But some people seriously, seriously try your patience. And all because for some unknown reason, we're just expected to be mindlessly polite and subservient, even when talking to a brainless moron incapable of accepting that they are wrong.
ADDENDUM. Might have come across as the very sort I was having a pop at. This isn't entirely accurate. Treat me with respect, and you'll get it back. When calling me at work to discuss your claim, please accept that being paid to do this, I will generally know more than you do. But treat me like a witch, and I demand the right to talk to you like a witch. The majority of my client's are perfectly reasonable people, and indeed, even when they aren't, I'm noted in my team for being able to defuse possible complaints before they really kick off. But trust me, some people just want to kick up a fuss, seemingly under the impression that if the piss me off enough, then their Policy Wording will magically change into whatever they want it to be. The worst....'I'm sorry sir, but you have chosen Third Party Fire and Theft cover. This means that we would not look to deal with your repairs directly. I have emailed you the details of the Third Party Insurer, you will have to claim through them'. 'WHAT! THIS IS DISCRIMINATION! WHAT DO I PAY YOU FOR? HOW DARE YOU NOT REPAIR MY VEHICLE! DO YOU TREAT PEOPLE WITH FULLY COMPREHENSIVE INSURANCE LIKE THIS? I THINK NOT! I DEMAND YOU REPAIR MY VEHICLE' 'Sir, you are correct, I would arrange the repairs to your vehicle if your policy was Fully Comprehensive. That is what Fully Comprehensive Insurance means, and why it costs more. As I stated earlier (repeat the bit about TPFT cover'. 'GRAAHA!!!!!I'MANUNREASONABLEARSEHOLEANDI'MGOINGTOGOTOTHEFOSANDTHEPRESSANDTHEQUEENANDI'LLSEEYOUSACKED'
Why do I have to put up with this?
TLDR, but was happy to skim.
I've done customer service for eight hours a day over telephone. Yelled at, screamed at, talked down to. I've had jobs stuffing envelopes. I've worked doing community outreach going door to door in "drug dens". Jack of all trades, I suppose. So yes, and I once felt as you did. But read some Nietzsche or something, and kinda toughen up a bit. I don't care for most people I see in the street, and don't want to know them. I think to place a general hatred towards humanity in your situation is a bit absurd. It seems it's the job and the various inequalities present in capitalism, not something with "people".
I have a job now which involves teaching the most difficult and violence prone students in an entire urban school district. I get spat on, assaulted and threatened daily (but they still learn the academics!). Today, I did an hour of restraints on a child, all the while he tried to bite me finger off. Do I find such things frustrating? Yes. Do I go home, carry it with me and feel like honking my horn extra hard if somebody cuts me off? Sometimes. But playing the pity me game is so fething old. I perhaps am fortunate in being able to find a type of life affirming joy in my work, but you can tell me you have a "hard job" when a teenager has tried to hit you in the head with a hammer. I have dear friends who are scraping by and in debt just to do jobs they love, (myself included), refusing to run the rat race. A little bit of personal agency wouldn't hurt... Automatically Appended Next Post: ALSO, IF I WAS YOUR BOSS (SORRY NOT A PIG CAPITALIST BUREAUCRAT JUST THEORETICAL), I'D FIRE YOU ALL FOR YOUR DISDAIN FOR THE CUSTOMER
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/04 02:01:02
Subject: How deep is your disdain for humanity on a daily basis?
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BURN! MAIM! KILL!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/04 02:12:42
Subject: How deep is your disdain for humanity on a daily basis?
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I don't like crowds, I get alarmingly angry at the stupid things people do.
On the one hand, I think all unrepentant violent criminals should be executed (after being given a fair chance to repent, of course), preferably in a terribly painful way, on the other hand, I give change to and buy bottled water for homeless people on hot days.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/04 02:16:36
Subject: Re:How deep is your disdain for humanity on a daily basis?
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Fixture of Dakka
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biccat wrote:dogma wrote:At least if we accept social status as height.

WHERE DID YOU GET PHOTOS OF ME?!?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/04 02:21:12
Subject: How deep is your disdain for humanity on a daily basis?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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RatBot wrote:I don't like crowds, I get alarmingly angry at the stupid things people do.
On the one hand, I think all unrepentant violent criminals should be executed (after being given a fair chance to repent, of course), preferably in a terribly painful way, on the other hand, I give change to and buy bottled water for homeless people on hot days.
Unrepentant Violent Criminals?...what exactly is an unrepentant violent criminal?
...I've punched a few people in the face in my life...which is both violent and criminal ( technicly)...and I don't feel a shred of regret for doing so...so I would suppose I should be executed in some painful way?
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
 I am Red/Black Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today! <small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/04 02:25:31
Subject: How deep is your disdain for humanity on a daily basis?
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FITZZ wrote:RatBot wrote:I don't like crowds, I get alarmingly angry at the stupid things people do.
On the one hand, I think all unrepentant violent criminals should be executed (after being given a fair chance to repent, of course), preferably in a terribly painful way, on the other hand, I give change to and buy bottled water for homeless people on hot days.
Unrepentant Violent Criminals?...what exactly is an unrepentant violent criminal?
...I've punched a few people in the face in my life...which is both violent and criminal ( technicly)...and I don't feel a shred of regret for doing so...so I would suppose I should be executed in some painful way?
No, I was being quite general. I mean the kind of guy who breaks into a random old person's house, steals their valuables and beats them to death. Or child rapists. I should've qualified "violet" with "heinously" or "dangerously".
Rob a convenience store because you're desperate for money cuz your kids are hungry or something? Bad, but not unforgivable.
Rob a convenience store because you just want money, you shoot the clerk in the face anyway after he gives you the money, and laugh about it later? Well.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/04 02:27:19
Subject: Re:How deep is your disdain for humanity on a daily basis?
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Chowderhead wrote:biccat wrote:dogma wrote:At least if we accept social status as height.

WHERE DID YOU GET PHOTOS OF ME?!?
Ok, I have to step up here: Invader Zim sucked as a series, it doesn't deserve it's cult following, the only, the SINGLEMOST redeeming quality of that show was GIR, and he was only in one episode in it's entireity..... EHEHEHEHEHEHE! CHICKEN! I'M GONNA EAT YOU!
Now, having said that, I do hate most people, but those one or two I don't make suffering through all them bastards worth it. Automatically Appended Next Post: FITZZ wrote: Unrepentant Violent Criminals?...what exactly is an unrepentant violent criminal?
...I've punched a few people in the face in my life...which is both violent and criminal ( technicly)...and I don't feel a shred of regret for doing so...so I would suppose I should be executed in some painful way?
Amazon Execution: The Spirit is willing, the body is weak!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/04 02:33:04
Subject: How deep is your disdain for humanity on a daily basis?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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RatBot wrote:FITZZ wrote:RatBot wrote:I don't like crowds, I get alarmingly angry at the stupid things people do.
On the one hand, I think all unrepentant violent criminals should be executed (after being given a fair chance to repent, of course), preferably in a terribly painful way, on the other hand, I give change to and buy bottled water for homeless people on hot days.
Unrepentant Violent Criminals?...what exactly is an unrepentant violent criminal?
...I've punched a few people in the face in my life...which is both violent and criminal ( technicly)...and I don't feel a shred of regret for doing so...so I would suppose I should be executed in some painful way?
No, I was being quite general. I mean the kind of guy who breaks into a random old person's house, steals their valuables and beats them to death. Or child rapists. I should've qualified "violet" with "heinously" or "dangerously".
Rob a convenience store because you're desperate for money cuz your kids are hungry or something? Bad, but not unforgivable.
Rob a convenience store because you just want money, you shoot the clerk in the face anyway after he gives you the money, and laugh about it later? Well.
Ah, I got you..  and I agree..
Two guys slugging it out in a parking lot...meh, I don't see the problem...it's between them.
Some guy beating an old lady to death for her pension check...put him on the wall.
@ Chowder...I wouldn't mind that sort of execution.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
 I am Red/Black Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today! <small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/04 02:33:24
Subject: Re:How deep is your disdain for humanity on a daily basis?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Slarg232 wrote:Ok, I have to step up here: Invader Zim sucked as a series, it doesn't deserve it's cult following, the only, the SINGLEMOST redeeming quality of that show was GIR, and he was only in one episode in it's entireity..... EHEHEHEHEHEHE! CHICKEN! I'M GONNA EAT YOU!
Yep. Now you die.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/04 02:39:53
Subject: How deep is your disdain for humanity on a daily basis?
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Ok, I have to step up here: Invader Zim sucked as a series, it doesn't deserve it's cult following, the only, the SINGLEMOST redeeming quality of that show was GIR, and he was only in one episode in it's entireity..... EHEHEHEHEHEHE! CHICKEN! I'M GONNA EAT YOU!
You. You right here. YOU ARE THE REASON I HATE HUMANITY! RAGE! HATE! ANGST!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/04 02:45:36
Subject: How deep is your disdain for humanity on a daily basis?
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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RatBot wrote:Ok, I have to step up here: Invader Zim sucked as a series, it doesn't deserve it's cult following, the only, the SINGLEMOST redeeming quality of that show was GIR, and he was only in one episode in it's entireity..... EHEHEHEHEHEHE! CHICKEN! I'M GONNA EAT YOU!
You. You right here. YOU ARE THE REASON I HATE HUMANITY! RAGE! HATE! ANGST!

ill join that hate,and raise it one rage.
invader zim was epic. the dark harvest episode was very strange though....
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f  r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f  g time! [Pause] I didn't think so. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/04 02:47:32
Subject: How deep is your disdain for humanity on a daily basis?
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Fixture of Dakka
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lord commissar klimino wrote:RatBot wrote:Ok, I have to step up here: Invader Zim sucked as a series, it doesn't deserve it's cult following, the only, the SINGLEMOST redeeming quality of that show was GIR, and he was only in one episode in it's entireity..... EHEHEHEHEHEHE! CHICKEN! I'M GONNA EAT YOU!
You. You right here. YOU ARE THE REASON I HATE HUMANITY! RAGE! HATE! ANGST!

ill join that hate,and raise it one rage.
invader zim was epic. the dark harvest episode was very strange though....
We can all agree that Dark Harvest is really creepy.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/04 02:50:42
Subject: How deep is your disdain for humanity on a daily basis?
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Chowderhead wrote:lord commissar klimino wrote:RatBot wrote:Ok, I have to step up here: Invader Zim sucked as a series, it doesn't deserve it's cult following, the only, the SINGLEMOST redeeming quality of that show was GIR, and he was only in one episode in it's entireity..... EHEHEHEHEHEHE! CHICKEN! I'M GONNA EAT YOU!
You. You right here. YOU ARE THE REASON I HATE HUMANITY! RAGE! HATE! ANGST!

ill join that hate,and raise it one rage.
invader zim was epic. the dark harvest episode was very strange though....
We can all agree that Dark Harvest is really creepy.
Was that the one where Zim stole all the kid's organs so he seemed human?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/04 02:51:54
Subject: How deep is your disdain for humanity on a daily basis?
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Fixture of Dakka
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coolyo294 wrote:Chowderhead wrote:lord commissar klimino wrote:RatBot wrote:Ok, I have to step up here: Invader Zim sucked as a series, it doesn't deserve it's cult following, the only, the SINGLEMOST redeeming quality of that show was GIR, and he was only in one episode in it's entireity..... EHEHEHEHEHEHE! CHICKEN! I'M GONNA EAT YOU! You. You right here. YOU ARE THE REASON I HATE HUMANITY! RAGE! HATE! ANGST!  ill join that hate,and raise it one rage. invader zim was epic. the dark harvest episode was very strange though....
We can all agree that Dark Harvest is really creepy.
Was that the one where Zim stole all the kid's organs so he seemed human? Yes. And that's not food Zim's full on...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/04 02:52:12
Subject: How deep is your disdain for humanity on a daily basis?
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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Chowderhead wrote:We can all agree that Dark Harvest is really creepy.
what does it say about me that i didnt find it creepy?
anyways.i hate most of humanity. if i could id take all the people i find not idiotic or hatever and take them into a bunker and blow the rest of the world up.
probably wouldn't be many scientist with me....
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f  r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f  g time! [Pause] I didn't think so. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/04 02:53:56
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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What's all this smack talk about anything my boy Jhonen makes?
Zim was the shizznozz.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/04 02:55:19
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(Zootch is hit with a dodge ball)
Zootch: Ahh, my organs!
Zim: HA! Pitiful human organs!
(Zim is hit with a dodge ball)
Zim: Ahh, my squeedily spooch!
Dib: Gaz, you hear that? That’s no human organ! Humans don’t have squeedily spooches!
Gaz: I’ve got a squeedily spooch…
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Subject: Re:How deep is your disdain for humanity on a daily basis?
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Zim, you have head pigeons. Go down to the nurse.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/08/04 03:03:24
Subject: How deep is your disdain for humanity on a daily basis?
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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Polvilhovoador wrote:This thread needs some group hug
dont touch me.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f  r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f  g time! [Pause] I didn't think so. |
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