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I like you want to invade countries using drugged up animals but want to give them opiates which decrease respiration rates and space them out. Not very effective.
Bruins fan till the end.
Never assume anything, it will only make an ass of you and me.
How Dakka invades countries? Hmmm...well we already got tons of animals and drugs. But they support in each battle and that support shall be team TGWTG! Just look how well they conquered a country in this video:
If not then we shall send the mighty:
Spoiler:
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Brown or black rats, stoked on meth. riding the backs of badgers, up to their eyes on PC fething P.
Or just Badgers on PCP and or Meth, get them all angry by prodding them with sticks then drop them via Chinook in the centre of any city or shopping mall.
Babbons can then be sent in as a second wave.
Hippos to be used to clear any major resistance.
Large eagles on acid can be used to snipe out small children and pathetic dogs.
Mr. Burning wrote:Brown or black rats, stoked on meth. riding the backs of badgers, up to their eyes on PC fething P.
Or just Badgers on PCP and or Meth, get them all angry by prodding them with sticks then drop them via Chinook in the centre of any city or shopping mall.
Babbons can then be sent in as a second wave.
Hippos to be used to clear any major resistance.
Large eagles on acid can be used to snipe out small children and pathetic dogs.
This guy knows what he is doing! Badgers are hard to put down normally, I'd hate to imagine what the fethers are like on PCP or meth (or both?)
Honey badgers...
Nature's suicide warriors.
Fearless and batcrap crazy.
Mutate them and augment them with various gribbly bits and robot eyes and you have yourself the making of a doomsday army.
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
purplefood wrote:Honey badgers... Nature's suicide warriors. Fearless and batcrap crazy. Mutate them and augment them with various gribbly bits and robot eyes and you have yourself the making of a doomsday army.
Don't forget to give 'em shootas, choppas, an' a red Battlewagon
NOT EVEN DA BOYZ COULD STOP DOES MONSTAS
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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
id send these guys in,uped on every drug possible.
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
. But in the mean time, poke the eggs...
And if you're drinkin' well, you know that you're my friend and I say "I think I'll have myself a beer" 
g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f 
