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I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
Germans toyed wit the notion of a gun that could shoot around corners... unfortunately, the bullets tended to break up in the barrel and jam the gun...
Germans toyed wit the notion of a gun that could shoot around corners... unfortunately, the bullets tended to break up in the barrel and jam the gun...
I don't believe the pigeons would be able to carry those.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
n0t_u wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:Nothing beats guitar gun not even intoxicated animal soldiers.
the power of music. few can beat it.
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
I think we need to plot more on the use of Hippos. Those things are insanely deadly, and with the strength to match. Lets work on a rage type drug, maybe wrap them with razor wire, put steel caps on their teeth, and set them loose. Maybe be a PRE baboon strike force, that way people are hiding in buildings and such from the crazy hippo assault, and THEN let loose the baboons. It makes sense to me because I think anything monkey, is a damn ninja. They will scale those walls/buildings lickidy split, and murderize them some humans
For oddball weapons you really cannot beat Upkeep, especially because it worked.
In the 50's the British produced the 'chicken mine', a nuclear landmine intended to stop the expected Soviet push. Rather than include a heating unit to keep the nuclear trigger at the correct temperature the boffins fitted the trigger mechanism below a box containing a live chicken and enough feed for eight days. The body heat of the roosting chicken would keep the bomb warm enough to trigger properly in winter.
n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion.
To be honest I don't think I would like to set that up.
Onto the LSD Baboons, you can't forget squirells with LSD. Rabid also. More subtle more lethal considering their population.
I love the idea of the Pidgeons though, will teach them to shat on cars.
Why use LSD? Teach the baboons how to smoke, get the hooked then drop them with not fags. They will go mental. No risk of kitty style problems and no danger of them becomeing hippys.
Paul wrote:Why use LSD? Teach the baboons how to smoke, get the hooked then drop them with not fags. They will go mental. No risk of kitty style problems and no danger of them becomeing hippys.
Money issues. A thousand apes will need 120 Cigarettes to become hooked and thats around £50? Each, so 50 Grand. LSD would be cheaper for what we need it for, and anyway It would probably take them more than that to go beserk.
FITZZ wrote: Not sure that it would count as an actual " weapon", but I've always thought it would be interesting to dose a couple thousand baboons with LSD, arm them with stabbing/bludgeoning weapons, and air drop them into a population center...you know...just to see what would happen.
Didn't we do this in france? Something close to it, I think.
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
cant we just air drop millions of poisonous spiders on them
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f 
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