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LSD Baboons - FITZZ
Friendly Koalas with C4 strapped on them - corpsesarefun
I will edit all things in that are cost affective funny and usable.

gak load of cats. gak load of cotton. All infront of a big ass walled city, and a bunch of really annoyed Mongolians. Easily the most oddball weapon I know of

InquisitorVaron wrote:The first thing that comes to mind is that bat bomb, bats strapped with Incendiary devices that are timed.

The idea is that they get "bombed" into the area make roost and burn the area down, I'm suprised it got past animal standards.

Can anyone remember the name of the Rocket propelled ball? Something like Jupandrodam.

Considering that it was built in secrecy in the darkest part of WWII and there was no animal standards group in the forties...

others involving animals were the pigeon bomb...a system of a pigeon being held inside a bomb's nose and being trained to peck at a ship on a photograph repeatedly until the bomb was guided into the ship...

There was the infamous Russian tank killer dogs...Dogs were trained to look for food under tanks and had bombs strapped to them on the eastern front...

There was an instance of a cat being used by the CIA to spy on the Soviet embassy...it failed becuase the cat was hit by a car...

Not sure that it would count as an actual " weapon", but I've always thought it would be interesting to dose a couple thousand baboons with LSD, arm them with stabbing/bludgeoning weapons, and air drop them into a population center...you know...just to see what would happen.

FITZZ wrote: Not sure that it would count as an actual " weapon", but I've always thought it would be interesting to dose a couple thousand baboons with LSD, arm them with stabbing/bludgeoning weapons, and air drop them into a population center...you know...just to see what would happen.

I think this might be the most bizarre post I've read from a 40 something year-old man.

The baboons would drop the weapons even without the LSD.

S'all about surgically attaching knives to the baboons arms.

Cheesecat wrote:

FITZZ wrote: Not sure that it would count as an actual " weapon", but I've always thought it would be interesting to dose a couple thousand baboons with LSD, arm them with stabbing/bludgeoning weapons, and air drop them into a population center...you know...just to see what would happen.

I think this might be the most bizarre post I've read from a 40 something year-old man.

The closest we'll get to a zombie outbreak... so far...

Cheesecat wrote:

FITZZ wrote: Not sure that it would count as an actual " weapon", but I've always thought it would be interesting to dose a couple thousand baboons with LSD, arm them with stabbing/bludgeoning weapons, and air drop them into a population center...you know...just to see what would happen.

I think this might be the most bizarre post I've read from a 40 something year-old man.

Meh, I'm not your run of the mill 40 something year old man...

@ Corpse...That's...Genius.

FITZZ wrote: Not sure that it would count as an actual " weapon", but I've always thought it would be interesting to dose a couple thousand baboons with LSD, arm them with stabbing/bludgeoning weapons, and air drop them into a population center...you know...just to see what would happen.

Baboons? Too expensive to breed in the amount of numbers in time...you want an easily mass produced and effective weapon? Tap a pool of subjects just as violent, dull witted, and dangerous yet much more available...

Those white trash guys on cops...put em on that stuff and watch em go...

Might have a bit of trouble with the UN though...

Baboons will breed to huge amounts of you give them the space and food, the surgery to give them blade arms will take a while though...

Maybe just dump the LSD in the water supply. Then duct tape the weapons on.

The weapons may be a bit overkill tbh, baboons already have some pretty mean teeth.

Also why are we using LSD rather than PCP?

WARORK93 wrote:

FITZZ wrote: Not sure that it would count as an actual " weapon", but I've always thought it would be interesting to dose a couple thousand baboons with LSD, arm them with stabbing/bludgeoning weapons, and air drop them into a population center...you know...just to see what would happen.

Baboons? Too expensive to breed in the amount of numbers in time...you want an easily mass produced and effective weapon? Tap a pool of subjects just as violent, dull witted, and dangerous yet much more available...

Those white trash guys on cops...put em on that stuff and watch em go...

Might have a bit of trouble with the UN though...

I don't know how reliable those subjects would be...I'd be worried they'd go off mission and start having animated discussions with one another claiming they'd seen Dale Earnhardt's face in a grilled cheese sandwich or something...
Baboons seem to be more reliable.


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corpsesarefun wrote:The weapons may be a bit overkill tbh, baboons already have some pretty mean teeth.

Also why are we using LSD rather than PCP?

Good question...I believe it may be because I heard somewhere that PCP would tranquilize primates....but I could be mistaken.

Mix the two see how it goes?

n0t_u wrote:Mix the two see how it goes?

I love how this idea is slowly gaining supporters...

http://www.maps.org/dea-mdma/pdf/0060.PDF

I found this.

PCP seems to work fine on the baboons.

corpsesarefun wrote:http://www.maps.org/dea-mdma/pdf/0060.PDF

I found this.

PCP seems to work fine on the baboons.

Well then PCP and LSD it is...now we just have to fit them with self deploying chutes.

By self deploying chutes I imagine those water tanker helicopters covered in c4.

If we drop them from 80 foot above the ground a sizeable percentage of them should be fine, that is plenty of time to reach terminal velocity and prepare for the fall.

Plus it means they won't get tangled in the chutes and we don't have to pay for the custom baboon chutes in the thousands.

I meant the PCP-LSD cocktail being in the helicopter. The baboons can be released by just opening the doors. Innocent enough until it rains.

I'm thinking you fill the water supply with pcp and lsd so when the baboons inevitably kill and eat someone they consume more pcp and lsd

Brilliant!

corpsesarefun wrote:If we drop them from 80 foot above the ground a sizeable percentage of them should be fine, that is plenty of time to reach terminal velocity and prepare for the fall.

Plus it means they won't get tangled in the chutes and we don't have to pay for the custom baboon chutes in the thousands.

I like how you think Corpses...saving on opperational cost would enable us to fund phase two of the attack...

Hopefully they will be able to pass the PCP-LSD with their bites.

Phase two, mildly angered hippos on crack?

corpsesarefun wrote:Phase two, mildly angered hippos on crack?

Roller skating ostrich suicide bombers.

Maybe. We could use elephants and not have to dig rivers for the hippos cause they'd need them to be almost aggressive enough.

Hippos are occasionally omnivorious, can sprint around 55 miles per hour and are responsible for more deaths than any other African land mammal.

This is a hippo skull

Yeh, but they're mostly aggressive around their territory at rivers. Perhaps we'd have to flood the area a little first.

corpsesarefun wrote:Hippos can sprint around 55 miles per hour and are responsible for more deaths than any other African land mammal.

This is a hippo skull

Ok then we go with Hippos....even if the Ostriches add a certain comedic aspect that my inner clown would enjoy.