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2011/11/16 23:48:19
Subject: How Dakka invades countries.
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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We give tasmanian devils gas masks and put on their backs flame throwers and then give them speed, then a jet turbine
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2011/11/16 23:48:38
Subject: Re:How Dakka invades countries.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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FITZZ wrote:mega_bassist wrote:Manbearpig? 
No...then we'll have to deal with Al Gore and my head will explode.
That's the genius of it, if we send in the manbearpigs a frenzied al gore will tear apart the target city hunting for them. Asherian Command wrote:We give tasmanian devils gas masks and put on their backs flame throwers and then give them speed, then a jet turbine
Now that's just silly, the only notable feature of a Tasmanian devil is it's abnormally strong bite that would be totally negated by the gas mask.
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2011/11/16 23:49:26
Subject: Re:How Dakka invades countries.
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
I wanna go back to New Jersey
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corpsesarefun wrote:ChiliPowderKeg wrote:InquisitorVaron wrote:I raise your catapult with a tank.
Beehives loaded into catapults raised upon tanks?
Must. Resist. Photoshop!
Nay, tanks that fire catapults that fire beehives.
N-n-no, no... do you not hear h-he...
He becons.
No. NO!
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2011/11/16 23:51:20
Subject: Re:How Dakka invades countries.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
St. Louis, Missouri
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Another idea! Find a gak-ton of cats and give them cheeseburgers...Then steal them all back whilst blaming the opposing country! Brilliant!
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2011/11/16 23:52:39
Subject: How Dakka invades countries.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Empty baskets of kittens inside the city limits.
The resulting cuteness will violently kill everyone.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/11/16 23:52:48
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/11/17 00:05:50
Subject: How Dakka invades countries.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
St. Louis, Missouri
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Avatar 720 wrote:Empty baskets of kittens inside the city limits.
The resulting cuteness will violently kill everyone.
Then blow up the baskets causing mass depression/suicide/loss of moral.
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2011/11/17 00:06:34
Subject: How Dakka invades countries.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Blowing them up is too quick, use napalm.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/11/17 00:06:42
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/11/17 00:11:23
Subject: How Dakka invades countries.
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Ragin' Ork Dreadnought
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Hackmaster had a lovely monster called an Anthraxian, which was a very cute bunny or kitty which carried anthrax. The animal itself would not die from the disease, but it would spread the plague to all who contacted it.
That may be an even more effective attack than the kitty burning- although it would have to be done before the area was safe to be recolonized.
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Klawz-Ramming is a subset of citrus fruit?
Gwar- "And everyone wants a bigger Spleen!"
Mercurial wrote:
I admire your aplomb and instate you as Baron of the Seas and Lord Marshall of Privateers.
Orkeosaurus wrote:Star Trek also said we'd have X-Wings by now. We all see how that prediction turned out.
Orkeosaurus, on homophobia, the nature of homosexuality, and the greatness of George Takei.
English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleyways and mugs them for loose grammar.
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2011/11/17 00:14:24
Subject: How Dakka invades countries.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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I drop in Mattyrm.
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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2011/11/17 00:38:23
Subject: Re:How Dakka invades countries.
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Roarin' Runtherd
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I'm not going to stick around if I see those coming. That lion could be dosed with anything!
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I'm just talkin' about Megaweapon. |
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2011/11/17 00:39:32
Subject: How Dakka invades countries.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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The lion is dosed with literal speed.
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2011/11/17 00:41:22
Subject: How Dakka invades countries.
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Release the Kraken!
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain  " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/11/17 00:44:46
Subject: How Dakka invades countries.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
St. Louis, Missouri
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Bah, that's far to easy...we need to train normal animals to become terrifying
...or more mutant animals
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2011/11/17 00:46:19
Subject: How Dakka invades countries.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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What if we train an orang-utan to think it is a kraken?
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2011/11/17 00:46:23
Subject: How Dakka invades countries.
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Owl-Dogs...
We need to make Owl-Dogs...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/11/17 00:46:52
Subject: How Dakka invades countries.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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purplefood wrote:Owl-Bears...
We need to make Owl-Bears...
Fix'd
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2011/11/17 00:50:03
Subject: How Dakka invades countries.
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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corpsesarefun wrote:purplefood wrote:Owl-Bears...
We need to make Owl-Bears...
Fix'd
Ye dare defy my dream of Owl-Dogs?
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/11/17 00:51:21
Subject: Re:How Dakka invades countries.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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2011/11/17 00:51:48
Subject: How Dakka invades countries.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
St. Louis, Missouri
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corpsesarefun wrote:purplefood wrote:Owl-Bears...
We need to make Owl-Bears...
Fix'd
...that it goddamned terrifying indeed
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2011/11/17 00:52:23
Subject: How Dakka invades countries.
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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we take away MLP and blame the opposing nation. all the bronies charge in head 1st and drown them in thier lead filled mutilated corpses.
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 Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/11/17 00:57:14
Subject: How Dakka invades countries.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
St. Louis, Missouri
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lord commissar klimino wrote:we take away MLP and blame the opposing nation. all the bronies charge in head 1st and drown them in thier lead filled mutilated corpses.
I...I just can't think of anything more effective...
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2011/11/17 00:58:07
Subject: How Dakka invades countries.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Destroy all the anime in the world.
The subsequent rage shall shatter the Earth.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/11/17 00:58:15
Subject: How Dakka invades countries.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Buseytrolls!
That is a declaration of war people! Let slip the hounds (on smack) of war!
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2011/11/17 00:58:58
Subject: How Dakka invades countries.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Dachshundkrieg?
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/11/17 01:00:26
Subject: How Dakka invades countries.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Dachshundkrieg the site from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.
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2011/11/17 01:01:57
Subject: How Dakka invades countries.
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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Avatar 720 wrote:Destroy all the anime in the world.
The subsequent rage shall shatter the Earth.
last i looked,bronies numbers were starting to rival animes.
WAIT!
we destroy both,and watch as the opposing nation is crushed out of existence,until it never existed at all.....wait...has this happend before? i cant remember.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/11/17 01:11:53
Subject: How Dakka invades countries.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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corpsesarefun wrote:Buseytrolls!
That is a declaration of war people! Let slip the hounds (on smack) of war!
Bring it ooooooooooooooooooon pipsqueak!
WE BEEN IN THE GYM!!!
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2011/11/17 01:13:43
Subject: How Dakka invades countries.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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2011/11/17 06:53:32
Subject: Re:How Dakka invades countries.
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Start with covert Termite operations and work up from there.
+1 for the goose idea.
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2011/11/17 06:58:14
Subject: Re:How Dakka invades countries.
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Lady of the Lake
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Meow corpses I'm sure the Buseytrolls would make a fine addition to the force.
corpsesarefun wrote:Asherian Command wrote:We give tasmanian devils gas masks and put on their backs flame throwers and then give them speed, then a jet turbine
Now that's just silly, the only notable feature of a Tasmanian devil is it's abnormally strong bite that would be totally negated by the gas mask.
Not to mention they're dying out due to cancer. Happens to be a cancer spread by their bites though.
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