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People in Australia still live don't they? That and Anti-venom still exists. Wheras you can't survive having your head ripped off.
   
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oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

InquisitorVaron wrote:People in Australia still live don't they? That and Anti-venom still exists. Wheras you can't survive having your head ripped off.


yes,well,but when everyone has been bitten by black widows,then there's no one left to give out the anti-toxin. that,and there is a limited supply,and you can only hand it out s fast.

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Make shift IED's. Gopther's for anti personnel

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Jihadin wrote:Make shift IED's. Gopther's for anti personnel


They do kill to many of our soldiers. A real bugger. It's affective but not funny or whacky.
   
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UK

Cows.

Cows with guns.

Ever so slightly possibly NSFW:


Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

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Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

Very friendly koala with c4 strapped to their backs, on crystal meth.

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Sugar Gliders on a sugar high with C4 strapped to their tales

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corpsesarefun wrote:Very friendly koala with c4 strapped to their backs, on crystal meth.


So true. Adding to the list.
   
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I wanna go back to New Jersey

I say we steal a bunch of those wooden beehive boxes, load them into a bunch of large catapults, or another contraption to toss heavy loads

AND DEVASTATE THE LANDS WITH BEES!




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Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

NOT THE BEES! OH GOD NO! NOT THE BEES!
   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

I have to admit that I'm not entirely sure as to how they would be implemented in combat...but...the concept of the Bacon Grenade amuses me...



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Just further to Corpses suggestion, Koalas are pretty notoriously riddled with chlamydia, so the splatter zone from their explosion would have additional nasty effects!

   
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UK

FITZZ wrote: I have to admit that I'm not entirely sure as to how they would be implemented in combat...but...the concept of the Bacon Grenade amuses me...



Absolute waste of good bacon.

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

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How would that be implemented get beasts to eat them? It looks funny though

I like the Bee Bomb idea, but catapults aren't that subtle. I raise your catapult with a tank.
   
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Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

It's ok, it's LIDL bacon.

Would the shrapnel from a bacon-grenade (on pot) cause heart failure?

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Bacon grenade are to be used against muslims. So I say its rather...ethnic specific.

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I wanna go back to New Jersey

InquisitorVaron wrote:I raise your catapult with a tank.
Beehives loaded into catapults raised upon tanks?

Must. Resist. Photoshop!

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I think the sudden velocity of a shell being fired from a tank would kill the bee's. I would say...put the bee's in mail boxes over night

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Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

ChiliPowderKeg wrote:
InquisitorVaron wrote:I raise your catapult with a tank.
Beehives loaded into catapults raised upon tanks?

Must. Resist. Photoshop!


Nay, tanks that fire catapults that fire beehives.

Jihadin wrote:Bacon grenade are to be used against muslims. So I say its rather...ethnic specific.


And Jews, vegetarians or pigs.
   
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Well first of all, we would have take over Japan for their 100% Real Anus ThickBurgers.

Do you think Attack Balloons would still work for that? We have to keep our army fed!

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Chicago, Illinois

What is going on in this thread?

If anything give the Kangroos rocket packs and m16's

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Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

Asherian Command wrote:What is going on in this thread?

If anything give the Kangroos rocket packs and m16's


You fool!

We need to give wallabies (on mephedrone) AK-47's and roller-skates!

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St. Louis, Missouri

Squirrels! With Semtex and high on speed!!!

They'll blow up anything behind enemy lines!

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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Seems we've yet to tap into the possiabilities of genetically engineered mutations being used for shock and awe purposes..
Image the enemies surprise when they are bombed by a flock of venomous flying cobra chickens or gliding squirrel arachnid bats.


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Guns aren't possible, they're not clever enough to point and shoot or don't have the dexterity we're stuck with Bombs and deadly animals.

Let's have Silverbacks pumped with Morphine and Steroids mabye some LSD. Crazy things that can wreck everything and feel no pain. Sounds like a Warhammer unit.
   
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Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

Genetic modification is expensive... However with all the money we saved not giving the baboons parachutes and skipping on health and safety briefing for our staff I'm sure we can afford a new species or five

As for guns, who needs accuracy when you have WAAAGH!

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St. Louis, Missouri

Manbearpig?

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UK

We could always enlist the aid of the Mole Men.

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

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"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation 
   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

mega_bassist wrote:Manbearpig?


No...then we'll have to deal with Al Gore and my head will explode.


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

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Elephant Graveyard

Steal all of their shoes and cripple their shoe making capability and then blockade the entire country from shoes or shoe related products.
Their entire army will be unable to maneuver and we can invade at our leisure.
If we lengthened the blockade we could wait until they had walked until they had stumps instead of legs...

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