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shadowsnip wrote:it worked for me.

Slaanesh all the way. Whats the point in living without pleasure. pleasure is the point of existence. Beauty and fulfillment.

^This, also Tzeentch creeps me out.

<3 Nurgle

He is:
The friendliest of the Ruinous Powers. Even nicer than the god of change and hope.
Nurlge loves you for who you are. When you join Nurgle, you join a family.
Nurglings are cute. Wouldn't you love the "pitter, patter, splat" of your own nurgling?
DEAD 'ARD UNITS
He saved Isha from Slaanesh. Now they live as a happy couple. [sarcasm]
All the Nurgle girls are okay with your condition.
FNP



I just think he's the best. I like that he cares. Or seems to care.

Nurgle is not the only happy God. All the gods get their kicks from one thing or another but Tzeencht is really happy when he is scheming and pulling tricks. I also go with him because he was the most powerful of the Gods and he is definitely the smartest! Tzeencht for the win!

Croaker wrote:
All the Nurgle girls are okay with your condition.

All the Nurgle girls also have Chlamydia. In an unrelated matter so do most Slaaneshi girls.

Buttons wrote:

Croaker wrote:
All the Nurgle girls are okay with your condition.

All the Nurgle girls also have Chlamydia. In an unrelated matter so do most Slaaneshi girls.

Actually... No. Slaanesh has no time for things that do not include devine pleasure or taking pleasure in things with excess. Chlamydia only brings discomfort and possible death, and for slaanesh, that just isnt desireable.

The gods weren't created by events on Earth. There's no indication of which of the first three is oldest, though Khorne or Nurgle are most likely.

Khorne is by far the most badass, and the last one I would ever want to fight.

But Tzeentch...Tzeentch is something else entirely. Tzeentch would be the one commiting the worst horrors, and would be the hardest to defeat, because he already planned for an defeated your offensive before you launched it. Or saw that you'd fight him and killed your grandparents before they were born.


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Durza wrote:The gods weren't created by events on Earth. There's no indication of which of the first three is oldest, though Khorne or Nurgle are most likely.

Nurgle is the oldest.

Then Khorne, who came to be in the terran middle ages.

Tzeentch some time after that.

Slaanesh yr 30,000 ish

i have to say nurgle

imrandomghgh wrote:

Durza wrote:The gods weren't created by events on Earth. There's no indication of which of the first three is oldest, though Khorne or Nurgle are most likely.

Nurgle is the oldest.

Then Khorne, who came to be in the terran middle ages.

Tzeentch some time after that.

Slaanesh yr 30,000 ish

Proof please.

AnUnearthlyChilde wrote:

Buttons wrote:

Croaker wrote:
All the Nurgle girls are okay with your condition.

All the Nurgle girls also have Chlamydia. In an unrelated matter so do most Slaaneshi girls.

Actually... No. Slaanesh has no time for things that do not include devine pleasure or taking pleasure in things with excess. Chlamydia only brings discomfort and possible death, and for slaanesh, that just isnt desireable.

Pain? Death? Discomfort?

The kiss of blade and bolter are a sublime caress to be found only in the frenzy of combat. Who are we to deny ourselves these pleasures?

Put another way...

Slaanesh is all about sensation. If it's just sex-and-drugs, then you're a small-time deviant not really worth the Prince of Pleasure's notice. It's not until you start seeking out sensation for its own sake, when pain and pleasure become one and the same thing, and neither one preferable over the other, that you start getting into the real secrets of the Keeper of Secrets.

Buttons wrote:

Croaker wrote:
All the Nurgle girls are okay with your condition.

All the Nurgle girls also have Chlamydia. In an unrelated matter so do most Slaaneshi girls.

Well. As a matter of fact. YOU have chlamydia too. And probably everything else under the sun. TL;DR doesn't matter.

Durza wrote:

imrandomghgh wrote:

Durza wrote:The gods weren't created by events on Earth. There's no indication of which of the first three is oldest, though Khorne or Nurgle are most likely.

Nurgle is the oldest.

Then Khorne, who came to be in the terran middle ages.

Tzeentch some time after that.

Slaanesh yr 30,000 ish

Proof please.

Black Crusade Core Rulebook wrote: (on Nurgle) He is the Oldest of four Gods of Chaos, most probably becouse he is the God of Death and Decay and those two have been with us from the begining

lexicanum wrote:Khorne is the mightiest and the second of the four Gods of Chaos, fully coming into existence during Terra's Middle Ages

So, we know that Nurgle is the oldest, Khorne is the second oldest, and came fully into being during our middle ages. Since we know for fact Slaanesh is the youngest, that puts Tzeentch at some unknown time in between.

Tzeench!