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mega_bassist wrote:I dated a girl that was divorced, a compulsive liar, bulimic, obsessed with drama, and in a legal battle over the death of her son with her ex-husband. Oh, and did I mention she also had an abusive ex-boyfriend? And she was only 22 years old? I'm surprised we lasted four months....but man, easily the best lay I've EVER had...but there's a reason people say "Don't stick you d*ck in crazy."...it's just not worth it

At what point in the relationship did you learn all of these things?

Azza007 wrote:Should come to Slough, that is considered normal starting age I'm ashamed to say.

OK, 'Places NOT to visit - Item 1: Slough'....

Frazzled wrote:It really is something to watch. He likes to eat at the center island now (because Rodney kept getting on the table and stealing his food). The two of them literally slowly circle the island. Not like with me when I'm there. TBone barks at me and Rodney rolls over trying to be cute.

Wait, center island?! Its happened people, Frazzled has officially created his own country out in the dusty Desert that is Texas. '
Populated by shark-impersonating wiener dogs and ruled by a benevolent (read: malevolent) Overlord who makes said confused wieners do tricks, Fraz-USA is now open for all you gun-toting, zombie-killing funlovers out there! (guns not included, please bring your own)'

hehe. Ona serious note, im worries at how Rodney has learned to climb, this does not bode well...(and i feel very sorry for the little un being forced into the kitchen - assuming this is where he is going?)

Slough is only Item 1 on that list?

The only good thing in Slough is the ice hockey. By the time my sister was 15, 9 of her mates had had at least 1 kid or at least one abortion/miscarriage. Seen as a badge of honour. Its why I can't wait to move back to Bath, place is shocking.

xole wrote:

mega_bassist wrote:I dated a girl that was divorced, a compulsive liar, bulimic, obsessed with drama, and in a legal battle over the death of her son with her ex-husband. Oh, and did I mention she also had an abusive ex-boyfriend? And she was only 22 years old? I'm surprised we lasted four months....but man, easily the best lay I've EVER had...but there's a reason people say "Don't stick you d*ck in crazy."...it's just not worth it

At what point in the relationship did you learn all of these things?

After about 2.5-3 months. Like I said, compulsive liar. The only thing I knew from the get-go was that her son died and she was divorced...but she seemed on the level at first...

mega_bassist wrote:

xole wrote:

mega_bassist wrote:I dated a girl that was divorced, a compulsive liar, bulimic, obsessed with drama, and in a legal battle over the death of her son with her ex-husband. Oh, and did I mention she also had an abusive ex-boyfriend? And she was only 22 years old? I'm surprised we lasted four months....but man, easily the best lay I've EVER had...but there's a reason people say "Don't stick you d*ck in crazy."...it's just not worth it

At what point in the relationship did you learn all of these things?

After about 2.5-3 months. Like I said, compulsive liar. The only thing I knew from the get-go was that her son died and she was divorced...but she seemed on the level at first...

Ah, I see. Unfortunate.

Out of curiosity...did you find out how her son died? That amount of trauma isn't usually healthy. If it was something that was perceived as controllable she probably took it worse, fueling the crazy.

Also, we need crazy guy stories!

xole wrote:

mega_bassist wrote:

xole wrote:

mega_bassist wrote:I dated a girl that was divorced, a compulsive liar, bulimic, obsessed with drama, and in a legal battle over the death of her son with her ex-husband. Oh, and did I mention she also had an abusive ex-boyfriend? And she was only 22 years old? I'm surprised we lasted four months....but man, easily the best lay I've EVER had...but there's a reason people say "Don't stick you d*ck in crazy."...it's just not worth it

At what point in the relationship did you learn all of these things?

After about 2.5-3 months. Like I said, compulsive liar. The only thing I knew from the get-go was that her son died and she was divorced...but she seemed on the level at first...

Ah, I see. Unfortunate.

Out of curiosity...did you find out how her son died? That amount of trauma isn't usually healthy. If it was something that was perceived as controllable she probably took it worse, fueling the crazy.

Also, we need crazy guy stories!

The official report was SIDS (Sudden Infancy Death Syndrome), but she claimed her ex shook him when he was crying...but like I said, she was a liar, and it was all hear-say.

Avatar 720 wrote:Slough is only Item 1 on that list?

Point, should be at least Item 0....even wth only 1 item on the list

Azza007 wrote:The only good thing in Slough is the ice hockey. By the time my sister was 15, 9 of her mates had had at least 1 kid or at least one abortion/miscarriage. Seen as a badge of honour. Its why I can't wait to move back to Bath, place is shocking.

*shudders* i surrender! And yes, you should move back to Bath, its a lovely city.

Revenent Reiko wrote:

Azza007 wrote:Should come to Slough, that is considered normal starting age I'm ashamed to say.

OK, 'Places NOT to visit - Item 1: Slough'....

Frazzled wrote:It really is something to watch. He likes to eat at the center island now (because Rodney kept getting on the table and stealing his food). The two of them literally slowly circle the island. Not like with me when I'm there. TBone barks at me and Rodney rolls over trying to be cute.

Wait, center island?! Its happened people, Frazzled has officially created his own country out in the dusty Desert that is Texas. '
Populated by shark-impersonating wiener dogs and ruled by a benevolent (read: malevolent) Overlord who makes said confused wieners do tricks, Fraz-USA is now open for all you gun-toting, zombie-killing funlovers out there! (guns not included, please bring your own)'

hehe. Ona serious note, im worries at how Rodney has learned to climb, this does not bode well...(and i feel very sorry for the little un being forced into the kitchen - assuming this is where he is going?)

Och I've been dfound out

(for the record Rodney can jump up onto a chair with ease and then push the chair away from the table far enough to get onto the table itself. And he can do this in about 15 seconds. I've seen it.