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My first girlfriend cut herself a lot. I'm not sure if she still cuts, I'm a bit afraid to ask. We're still friends although I couldn't stand to be in a relationship with someone who did that and utterly refused any sort of help. Kind of broke my heart to see her in that kind of suffering on the inside. She ended up getting me into experimenting with cutting on myself, which in retrospect was stupid on my part.

Slarg232 wrote:

chaos0xomega wrote:

Melissia wrote:I wish there were more gay/bi men in this forum so we could have some "crazy guy" stories to balance out the stupid number of "crazy girl" stories.

What ever happened to Cannerus...? >.>

Dude got hitched. The Mightiest of Bachelors fell from our ranks. He shall be missed.

No, hes definitely not the mightiest of bachelors. I personally think Cann was a friggin mess that was occasionally funny. At best.

Stories like these are what keep me from dating....

Skycrawler wrote:Stories like these are what keep me from dating....

How so?
I see nothing but good times and happy thoughts in this thread.

Squidmanlolz wrote:

Skycrawler wrote:Stories like these are what keep me from dating....

How so?
I see nothing but good times and happy thoughts in this thread.

Lol I am what most would refer to as submissive.

Skycrawler wrote:

Squidmanlolz wrote:

Skycrawler wrote:Stories like these are what keep me from dating....

How so?
I see nothing but good times and happy thoughts in this thread.

Lol I am what most would refer to as submissive.

Same here, I need someone controlling in my life, otherwise I'd probably lay in bed all day...

Skycrawler wrote:Stories like these are what keep me from dating....

Don't be too scared.

These are people who, by all likelihoods, are exaggerating their stories to make for good campfire tales. Even if they aren't, they're telling the exceptional tales. There are plenty of times where people break up without it being insane-- it's just that these aren't interesting stories to tell. And, IIRC, several of these people ARE currently in stable, loving relationships.

What the lady with the makeup and knives said. I've had a couple sane girlfriends too, it's just a boring story compared to "Psycho trying to kill me with a skillet"

"Psycho trying to kill me with a skillet"

or

Psycho trying to get a dependent ID card

Back in HS a Russian gal (she was born in Russia, moved to America after the USSR fell) who ended up graduating from HS 2 years early, did college in 3 years and is now making stacks of cash doing some kind of analyst work in the oil industry.

The only 'weird' thing would be this one girl I had a very brief relationship with who had some mental/emotional problems. Only notable in that she was the first person I ever actually knew who went to a psychiatrist. Last I heard about her was that she was engaged to some guy who looked very similar to me, with a slightly more squarish head. Seeing a picture of him was like looking in the mirror...

Jihadin wrote:

"Psycho trying to kill me with a skillet"

or

Psycho trying to get a dependent ID card

I was married to her when she tried to kill me so she already had one lol

I dated the bosses daughter for a warehouse that I used to work at. It was great at first but to make a very long story short i moved into her house, which was my bosses house about four month after meeting her and it was like heaven, so good in fact I knew it wouldn't last. Slowly but surely she would start showing signs of being crazy.

First, she really hated my friends and would ask me not to hang out with them, not that big of a deal as I've dated chicks like that before.
second, she only listened to 80's music, which i found odd , but whatever.

Third, she would talk about sex with her mom( the owner of the company that i worked for) in front of me, and not general sex, sex with me and our love life. Kinda started to weird me out and for the only time in my life i thought maybe there is a real thing as a mother and daughter three way. Never happened btw.

Fourth, And this is where it get fething bananas. We had been together now for about 6 months give or take and one day when we were going to bed she told me she was pregnant. The next morning she said she never said anything like that and had no idea what I was talking about.
She did this like 3 more times and each time would have a different reaction when i told her the next day. Strange to say the least.

Fifth and final straw that broke my back and made me run for the hills, one night when we were about to shag she asked me if I would do something that really turns her on, I said what? With this chick I thought it safer to ask better then to get the crazy card pulled with no notice. She told me" it's something that's really hot", I said " ok what is it" I'm thinking at this point it could be anything from the mom three way to getting access to the dirty sheriffs badge if you know what i mean....it was none of those. She told me her and her ex used to do this to be more closer, I said "go on". She then proceeded to pull the exact knife from scream out, the big shiny one with the blood groove in it, and said she was going to cut me and drink my blood and then I would have to cut her and do the same. If you could have seen my face. I got up and called a friend got a ride and never went back. I lost my 350$ roar, at least 500$ in clothes, and a bunch of other crap. I never seen her again, and got fired from the job like three weeks later. I'm not into that, some of you might be , but not me.

KalashnikovMarine wrote:Warpcrafter sleep with one eye open, never know when she's gonna come back.

Also the hell is a trailer trash goth?

Edit: Doesn't a stabbing merit a phone call to the police? I know I did when my ex tried to kill me. Almost got run in for domestic violence for my trouble because the American judicial system automatically assumes that if you're male, you beat your wife.

#1: Like a regular goth, but on an extremely limited budget.
#2: You just answered your own question.

warpcrafter wrote:

KalashnikovMarine wrote:Warpcrafter sleep with one eye open, never know when she's gonna come back.

Also the hell is a trailer trash goth?

Edit: Doesn't a stabbing merit a phone call to the police? I know I did when my ex tried to kill me. Almost got run in for domestic violence for my trouble because the American judicial system automatically assumes that if you're male, you beat your wife.

#1: Like a regular goth, but on an extremely limited budget.
#2: You just answered your own question.

Welp that's depressing

Also the blood drinker knife crazy is winning the thread so far I think

Melissia wrote:

Skycrawler wrote:Stories like these are what keep me from dating....

Don't be too scared.

These are people who, by all likelihoods, are exaggerating their stories to make for good campfire tales. Even if they aren't, they're telling the exceptional tales. There are plenty of times where people break up without it being insane-- it's just that these aren't interesting stories to tell. And, IIRC, several of these people ARE currently in stable, loving relationships.

Yep, that's true of me. I've been with my current partner for 8 (or is it 9?) years. We've got a mortgage, labrador - the whole bit. People who say things like 'all women are crazy' just say that stuff because they can't understand them, they don't know how to speak to them and don't feel comfortable around them. Growing up within a matriarchal family structure, I've never had that problem. If anything, I feel more at ease around women than men.


However, I will say this: My examples weren't exaggerated at all. If anything, those bitches be crazier than I made out.

Orlanth wrote:I somehow managed to find a bunny boiler.

Not good.

Orlanth home fresh from a hard day on Dakka.
"Honey I'm home. Mmm something smells good. Whats for supper"
"Check the pot."
" "
"I will not be IGNORED!"
"So when's supper?"



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Shortly after I met She Who Must Be Obeyed the crazy ex found my number, sensing my happiness and called. She wanted to come see me from the UK. I mentioned something about "shooting on sight" and that was the end of that.

SWMBO is not crazy. She tells me that every day...
*She's not. She's great. I married up on the evolutionary chain. I think a big reason I was hired on was my insane level of loyalty and protection -they pretty much needed a human pit bull to protect them.

And in one week my boy starts his Senior Year!!!!!

cptbravo wrote:LOL this thread should really have the words TRIGGER WARNING at the top of it.

But I have dated many crazy girls in my life. Number one I met in a mental hospital (red flag) and she ended up abusing me physically and emotionally for four years in an on and off relationship with me, cheated on me often with her best friend (a girl), raped me a couple times, but somehow twisted me into her obedient little puppy, because there were always a few good minutes every day with her, right? Then, after we finally decided to part ways for good after she decided she needed help for her Borderline personality Disorder and psychosis, she dies of Takotsubo cardiomyopathy that aggravated an already bad congenital heart defect 3 months later and all this before I was 17.


fethed up part?

Kinda miss her sometimes.
(oh and the next girl I dated, after she broke up with me' is convinced she never existed and that I am just making the whole thing up even though my body is covered in scars and gak. yep)

Woah Woah Woah, you were 13??!! riiiight, not sure if i believe this tbh with you, sorry. If true (and im not necessarily disputing that, i just find it unlikely), then im truly sorry for you dude, that gak is fethed up!

Know what you mean on the missing her even though you shouldnt front, broke up with my ex last January and still find myself thinking back on the good times....

EDIT: Congrats Fraz! Does the little one have his vey own T-Bone to protect him at 'big school'?

No he's not a fan of the wiener dogs. They circle him like little sharks, picking up bits of food. He likes my Dad's old our big furry tank of a dog, of course everyone likes Rusty.

Frazzled wrote:No he's not a fan of the wiener dogs. They circle him like little sharks, picking up bits of food. He likes my Dad's old our big furry tank of a dog, of course everyone likes Rusty.

Wait, Fraz's son doesn't like Wiener dogs...?! Sky. Falling.

I also have a brilliant image in my mind of the wiener legions all wearing fake shark-fins and circling him...

Revenent Reiko wrote:Woah Woah Woah, you were 13??!!

Actually, that story would put him at twelve.

Melissia wrote:

Revenent Reiko wrote:Woah Woah Woah, you were 13??!!

Actually, that story would put him at twelve.

Good point...even worse/less believable.

Wow. I'm impressed.

My most impressive ex only ever cut herself, cheated on me, and was a dick to her ex boyfriend.

Revenent Reiko wrote:

Melissia wrote:

Revenent Reiko wrote:Woah Woah Woah, you were 13??!!

Actually, that story would put him at twelve.

Good point...even worse/less believable.

Talk about cradle robbing...

I got the impression she was the same age

Melissia wrote:

Revenent Reiko wrote:

Melissia wrote:

Revenent Reiko wrote:Woah Woah Woah, you were 13??!!

Actually, that story would put him at twelve.

Good point...even worse/less believable.

Talk about cradle robbing...

Not sure if joking Mel....

Dont get me wrong btw, ive heard of children at that sort of age being sexually active and whatnot, but its a way too....'extreme' for it to be believeable for me...

Revenent Reiko wrote:

Melissia wrote:

Revenent Reiko wrote:

Melissia wrote:

Revenent Reiko wrote:Woah Woah Woah, you were 13??!!

Actually, that story would put him at twelve.

Good point...even worse/less believable.

Talk about cradle robbing...

Not sure if joking Mel....

Dont get me wrong btw, ive heard of children at that sort of age being sexually active and whatnot, but its a way too....'extreme' for it to be believeable for me...

Should come to Slough, that is considered normal starting age I'm ashamed to say.

Albatross wrote:

Melissia wrote:

Skycrawler wrote:Stories like these are what keep me from dating....

Don't be too scared.

These are people who, by all likelihoods, are exaggerating their stories to make for good campfire tales. Even if they aren't, they're telling the exceptional tales. There are plenty of times where people break up without it being insane-- it's just that these aren't interesting stories to tell. And, IIRC, several of these people ARE currently in stable, loving relationships.

Yep, that's true of me. I've been with my current partner for 8 (or is it 9?) years. We've got a mortgage, labrador - the whole bit. People who say things like 'all women are crazy' just say that stuff because they can't understand them, they don't know how to speak to them and don't feel comfortable around them. Growing up within a matriarchal family structure, I've never had that problem. If anything, I feel more at ease around women than men.


However, I will say this: My examples weren't exaggerated at all. If anything, those bitches be crazier than I made out.

Exactly Albby, though I've had my fair share of " crazy" to deal with, as I stated, I've been in a pretty "stable" relationship for over a decade now, not to say that "crazy" ( on both our parts) doesn't make an appearance now and again, but I honestly feel that's true of just about every relationship in existance to a greater or lesser degree.
And Mell makes some good points in that in all probability folks are excluding much of their stories in order to focus on the "crazy" asspects.
For example while I made mention of my first wife tosssing various items out the door when I'd come home late, thhat certainly wasn't all there was to her, nor did I mention that in all probability my own actions were the catalyst for said behavior to begin with.
A statement like " all women are crazy" is incredibly naive in most cases, what I've come to discoverr is that for the most part...everyone is "crazy"...some of us are just betterr at hiding it than others.

Revenent Reiko wrote:

Frazzled wrote:No he's not a fan of the wiener dogs. They circle him like little sharks, picking up bits of food. He likes my Dad's old our big furry tank of a dog, of course everyone likes Rusty.

Wait, Fraz's son doesn't like Wiener dogs...?! Sky. Falling.

I also have a brilliant image in my mind of the wiener legions all wearing fake shark-fins and circling him...

It really is something to watch. He likes to eat at the center island now (because Rodney kept getting on the table and stealing his food). The two of them literally slowly circle the island. Not like with me when I'm there. TBone barks at me and Rodney rolls over trying to be cute.

Deathshead420 wrote:

Third, she would talk about sex with her mom( the owner of the company that i worked for) in front of me, and not general sex, sex with me and our love life. Kinda started to weird me out and for the only time in my life i thought maybe there is a real thing as a mother and daughter three way. Never happened btw.

I hate it when women do this! Why?!? Why can't what happens in the bedroom stay between me, the girl, and anyone within screaming distance?!?

Azza007 wrote:

A bunch of People wrote:Stuff about a 12/13 year old

Should come to Slough, that is considered normal starting age I'm ashamed to say.

In my city the valedictorian(I think that's what it is called) at a middle school gave her 8th grade graduation speech 7-8 months pregnant.

She done goofed.

So yea, it happens.

I dated a girl that was divorced, a compulsive liar, bulimic, obsessed with drama, and in a legal battle over the death of her son with her ex-husband. Oh, and did I mention she also had an abusive ex-boyfriend? And she was only 22 years old? I'm surprised we lasted four months....but man, easily the best lay I've EVER had...but there's a reason people say "Don't stick you d*ck in crazy."...it's just not worth it