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**WarbossDakka**

Buy pendants of silver (since it's the cheapest), Sell the Gold (of course), Trash the Axes (I don't want to go to jail thanks).

Pet robot, pet bird, mini pet dragon.

**SixT4Pixels**

Buy the dragon (it's mini, but hey, it's a DRAGON!), sell the robot (people like that stuff), trash the bird (too many of those things).

Bottle of water, bottle of soda, tea/coffee.

**jhe90**

Buy the tea. British. What else can I do

Sell water, trash soda. Water oddly is more expensive in places.

A trip to the moon
700 foot luxury yacht
God like body and looks with no effert or exercise to maintain.

**ZergSmasher**

Buy the godlike body (would that it were so easy...), sell the 700 foot yacht (yachts are worth a lot of money), trash the trip to the moon (nothing there really worth seeing, just a bunch of rocks).

Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden.

**SixT4Pixels**

You're actually kidding right Zerg? That is a serious moral dilemma you've given me right there... *sigh* Lets give it a shot...

Buy Osama Bin Laden (misclick across the keyboard and you'll write Obama instead), sell Stalin, trash Hitler. Jeez.

Gandhi, Dalai Lama, Martin Luther King Jr. (If the latter or Gandhi were still alive).

**snurl**

Buy Ghandi, Sell Martin Luther, Trash Dali Lama

Ford Mustang, Chevy Camero, Dodge Challenger

**WarbossDakka**

Buy the Dodge Challenger, Sell the Mustang, Trash the Camero.

Land, Sea, Sky.

**jhe90**

Sell the land, most valuable
Buy the sea, a boat be nice?? Fishing maybe.

Trash the air. Air. What's air. Cannot quantify it

Mug
Tumbler
Wine glass

**SixT4Pixels**

Buy the tumbler, sell the wine glass, trash the mug.

Gummy bear, gummy snakes, jelly babies

**General Annoyance**

Buy Jelly Babies (not anything better), sell the bears (most popular) trash the snakes (meh)

Now for the age old debate - Milk Chocolate, White Chocolate, Dark Chocolate. Choose wisely my friends

**ZergSmasher**

Buy the dark chocolate (its healthier than the others), sell the milk chocolate (kids love that stuff), trash the white chocolate (its not even really chocolate).

An M16, an AK47, an AUG-A3.

**SixT4Pixels**

Buy the AK (if it's an actual AK, and not a fake, it's actually a reliable weapon), sell the M16 (they were pretty good back in the day), trash the AUG (it was used by the Aussie military, and isn't anymore for a reason).

Leather, Steel, Iron

**jhe90**

Buy steel, best for building things
Sell iron. Good raw materials
Trash leather. Cheapest..

Ability to aperate. (teleport)
Instant healing
Able to selectively read minds

**SixT4Pixels**

Buy instant healing (I can be like Deadpool!

), sell ability to teleport (that's cool and all, but not as cool), trash the ability to selectively read minds (I can read their minds but I can't do anything else to it

).

Boltgun, Pulse Rifle, Shuriken Catapult .

**jhe90**

Buy pulse rifle. There human scaled
Sell shurikan but tell no one its a phycicly fired and rake in cash
Trash bolter as no one can fire that thing.

Tea , coffee , vodka

**General Annoyance**

Buy Tea (errday), sell Coffee (could sell some of that poop coffee for 500 bucks a kilo

), trash Vodka (petrol has a better smell and taste than that gak)

A Dairy Milk bar, a pack of Millions, and some Cobalt 5 Gum

**WarbossDakka**

Buy Dairy Milk (some of the best chocolate), Sell Cobalt 5 (can be fairly expensive), Trash the Millions.

Steak, Spaghetti Meatballs, Curry.

**ZergSmasher**

Buy the curry (spicy food is delicious!), sell the steak (some cuts are expensive), trash the spaghetti and meatballs (can get more easily).

A blaster rifle, a phaser, a Goa'uld staff weapon.

**SixT4Pixels**

Buy the blaster rifle, sell the Phaser, trash the Goa'uld staff weapon (I don't know what that is!

)

Beats, Bose, Sony (headphones).

**WarbossDakka**

Buy Sony, Sell Bose (sounds more expensive) Trash Beats.

Laptop, unassembled desktop, Smartphone (of your choosing)

**SixT4Pixels**

Buy the unassembled desktop (I've built one or two before), sell the laptop (some are waaaaaaay overpriced), trash smartphone (not as useful as the other two).

Katana (feudal Japan), Longsword (medieval era), Scimitar (16th century).

**jhe90**

Sell the katana. There as weapons go finicky and take years of training.
Buy the long sword, simple, solid and reliable. (and often used better base steel than Japan)

Trash the scimitar

Donald trump
Sarah Palin
George w bush

**snurl**

Buy: Sarah Palin - She can cook
Sell: Donald trump - He's worth Millions
Trash: George w bush - He's Old

McDonalds
Burger King
Wendy's

**SixT4Pixels**

Buy Burger King (well, Hungry Jack's down here in Oz), sell McDonalds (easily worth the most, being global and all), trash Wendy's (don't have that here

).

Toyota, Nissan, Ford

**jhe90**

buy the Toyota. that stuff lasts forever, good one to own

sell ford, there worth alot as a company

trash nissan

(Transform into...)

Space Marine
Eldar
pyrovore

**General Annoyance**

Buy Eldar (arrogance and beauty ftw

) Sell Space Marines (that armour's worth a few quid I'd say) trash the Pyrovore (terrible xenos filth)

Adamantium, Plasteel, Ceramite

**WarbossDakka**

I honestly can't remember which is tougher.

Buy the plasteel (sounds really useful for piping or something), Sell Ceramite (I can imagine good old 'Muricuh will like that), Trash Adamantium (feel free to interchange with ceramite if I have them mixed up)

Being telepathic, being invisible at will, being a psyker.

**ZergSmasher**

Buy invisibility (all kinds of possibilities, heh heh heh...), sell telepathy (some might like it, but I don't want to know what most people are thinking), trash being a psyker (cuz perils of the warp sucks!).

James Bond's 1965 Aston Martin DB5, K.I.T.T. from Knight Rider, Bumblebee (the Transformer).

**BigWaaagh**

Buy Aston Martin...it's Bond's best wheels, sell Bumblebee...I don't like yellow, trash KITT...only thing with horizontally scanning red lights should be a Cylon.

Playboy Mansion, International Space Station, Bat Cave

**WarbossDakka**

Buy the Playboy Mansion because I need a new house (seriously). Sell the International Space Station (It probably costs quite a bit), Trash the Bat Cave.

Stormcast Warrior Chamber, Space Marine Company, Star Trek Enterprise crew.