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Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

Buy the Flood (I'll keep it contained, ready to use as a scorched-earth policy), sell Donald Trump (he's worth millions), trash Fulgrim (A Slaanesh worshipper? No thanks.)

A Star Destroyer, the U.S.S. Enterprise (Original Series), the Battlestar Galactica (from the 1978 series).

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/1/23, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~15000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Adeptus Custodes: ~1900 | Imperial Knights: ~2000 | Sisters of Battle: ~3500 | Leagues of Votann: ~1200 | Tyranids: ~2600 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2023: 40 | Total models painted in 2024: 12 | Current main painting project: Dark Angels
 Mr_Rose wrote:
Who doesn’t love crazy mutant squawk-puppies? Eh? Nobody, that’s who.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Buy the Star Destroyer, Sell the Enterprise (some fan will buy it), trash the Galactica (no particular reason(

Deathwatch Overkill, A car, A beautiful painting

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in de
Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander






germany,bavaria







Sell the Car, trash Deathwatch Overkill, buy the beautiful painting and hope your kids will be fething rich when the artist is dead and famous.



a Battleship of WW1 ( your pick ), a ship of the line of the age of sails ( your pick ), a 212A Submarine.

Target locked,ready to fire



In dedicatio imperatum ultra articulo mortis.

H.B.M.C :
We were wrong. It's not the 40k End Times. It's the Trademarkening.
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Buy the battleship. Get the grand old lady HMS warspite.

Heck of a tourist attraction and historic for serving intwo world wars with battle honours.

Sell the ship of line. There classy.

Trash sub. Meh metal tube.

...

Vlad the impaler, 200 tons of ben and jerrys icecream, your batman.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

Buy the Ben & Jerry's. That stuff is AMAZING!
Sell Vlad. Someone would pay him to impale someone for them.
Trash the batman (I assume you mean batman in the british military sense rather than the Dark Knight). I don't need one.

Space Marine Gladius Strike Force, Necron Decurion, Tau Hunter Contingent.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/1/23, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~15000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Adeptus Custodes: ~1900 | Imperial Knights: ~2000 | Sisters of Battle: ~3500 | Leagues of Votann: ~1200 | Tyranids: ~2600 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2023: 40 | Total models painted in 2024: 12 | Current main painting project: Dark Angels
 Mr_Rose wrote:
Who doesn’t love crazy mutant squawk-puppies? Eh? Nobody, that’s who.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Buy the Gladius, but I'm biased.

Sell the Decurion, eager Necron players will buy it

Trash the Hunter Contingent, no particular reason

Burning of Prospero, Imperial Knight, Fall of Cadia

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

Buy Burning of Prospero, the models are gorgeous!

Sell Imperial Knight, because lots of players would pay for it.

Trash Fall of Cadia, because I can't really use it with my armies.

Ordo Xenos Inquisitor, Ordo Hereticus Inquisitor, Ordo Malleus Inquisitor

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/1/23, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~15000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Adeptus Custodes: ~1900 | Imperial Knights: ~2000 | Sisters of Battle: ~3500 | Leagues of Votann: ~1200 | Tyranids: ~2600 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2023: 40 | Total models painted in 2024: 12 | Current main painting project: Dark Angels
 Mr_Rose wrote:
Who doesn’t love crazy mutant squawk-puppies? Eh? Nobody, that’s who.
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

Buy Ordo Hereticus Inquisitor - Nuns with guns and all that.
Sell Ordo Malleus Inquisitor - Probably get a good price, Daemons being the bother that they are and all.
Trash Ordo Xenos Inquisitor - The world's got enough Xenophobia!

Ice Tea, Ice Coffee, Ice Wine
   
Made in ch
Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!





Holy Terra.

Buy Ice Tea. Mmhh,Tea...
Sell Iced Wine and hope it stays cold.
Trash Iced Coffee. Coffee=Heresy.

EmberlordofFire, Ghengis Khan, Donald Trump.

   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

Buy Genghis Khan...who doesn't want a Mongolian warlord?
Sell EmberlordofFire...views on coffee are unacceptable.
Trash Donald Trump...each and every day!


Toilet Paper, Paper Towels, Facial Tissue
   
Made in gb
Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant




Wales

Buy toilet tissue, that stuff's like gold dust in my house!
Sell paper towels, use them loads in work.
Trash facial tissue - toilet tissue does the job!

Cider - Beer - Spirit's

374th Mechanized 195pts 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

buy the cider, that stuffs good in UK

sell the spirits, they get a better price per bottle than beer. saves weight to cargo value yo!

trash beer... sorry beer.. you just don't sell high ernough

a Lada estate car that never runs out of fuel-
unlimited never ending magic paint thats just the right colour -
your own pet unidragon that smites your foes and then turns into a unicorn.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Hmm...

Sell the car because that's going to be a ton of cash, trash the paint because I can just buy my own, keep the dragon because Dragon


Xbox Controller
Playstation Controller
Steam Controller

 
   
Made in ch
Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!





Holy Terra.

Buy the EggsBox controller (I could use another one).
Sell the Steam controller.
Trash Playstation. BOOO!


A left-wing socialist, a white supremacist and Jeff.

   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Buy Jeff, he's a great guy
Sell the Socialist, it's funny as all hell to see that play.out
Trash the white supremacist, we have enough issues with that sort of thing as is.

Laptop, Plastic Glue, and a Ferrari

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

Buy Plastic Glue...you can never have enough, amirite!
Sell the Ferrari...no Autobahns near me, so it's going to get chewed up in city driving.
Trash the Laptop...rage against the machine!!!!!


Scrambled Eggs, Eggs Benedict, Egg Salad
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Buy Eggs Benedict: Never tried it.
Sell Scrambled Eggs: You can make some good money off of that
Trash Egg Salad: Many people dislike it.

Warhound Titan, Reaver Titan, Warlord Titan

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Sell the warhound.. Oop Lucius pattern maybe sell good..

Buy warlord as just... Cool.

Trash reaver.. Sorry.. But warlord is bigger now...

...

A genie with a drinking problem and a love of trains

A elf princess with a massive caffeine addiction.

A dwarf who mines gold and smokes more weed than Jamaica and snoop dog combined.

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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Buy the princess, caffeine addictions are commonplace these days so we'd have something in common

Sell the genie, everyone wants one.

Trash the Dwarf, no smoking in my house!

A smurf (not the 40k kind), a waffle, and a partridge in a pear tree

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

Buy the partridge in a pear tree...because I'm a bit of a tree hugger.
Sell the waffle...it's been sitting out too long and got hard.
Trash the Smurf...explanation not required.


D6, D10, D20
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

But the d6 ... I have games that use those.

Sell d20... The rpg players use em.

Trash d10 as middley... Ita kinda meh. The d20 can do it.

...

Time travel to watch a legendry band in concert at peak.

A talking squid that predicts the future and wears a monicle.

The greatest, most delicious, most epic waffle every conceived by mankind ever possible.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

Buy the waffle. I love waffles!
Sell the time travel trip. Someone would pay well for it, I'm sure, and I'm not really into music myself.
Trash the talking squid. That sounds really creepy.

The planet Mars, the planet Venus, the planet Mercury.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/1/23, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~15000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Adeptus Custodes: ~1900 | Imperial Knights: ~2000 | Sisters of Battle: ~3500 | Leagues of Votann: ~1200 | Tyranids: ~2600 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2023: 40 | Total models painted in 2024: 12 | Current main painting project: Dark Angels
 Mr_Rose wrote:
Who doesn’t love crazy mutant squawk-puppies? Eh? Nobody, that’s who.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Buy Mars (Ave Deus Omnissiah), Sell Mercury (sweet mining opportunities), trash Venus.

A lizard person, a 1m cube made of chocolate, and an OSHA manual.

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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

But the lizzard person... You never know might be a alright person...

Sell the chocolate.. I cannot eat that much!

Trash the osha manual... I have google..
Its boring.

....

The uss infinity.. (halo)

The speranaza (40k ark mechanicous)

Super star destroyer. (star wars)

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in de
Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander






germany,bavaria

Sell the Super Star Destroyer ( soo many € ..)
Buy the Speranza ( an Ark Mechanicus...)
Trash the Infinity ( Halo ? who ? )

a Ticket of:

a) 1x artillery barrage delivered at a position of your choice, performed by the Emperors own Imperial Guard , guaranteed a minimum of 1 Regiment to be at your service.

b) tea and cookies with Mr Roboute Gulliman, he surely signs your copy of codex astartes if you ask nicely.

c) a company of currently homeless Cadians come to visit for a month, the Honor to house and to feed them is yours!


Target locked,ready to fire



In dedicatio imperatum ultra articulo mortis.

H.B.M.C :
We were wrong. It's not the 40k End Times. It's the Trademarkening.
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

Buy: 1x artillery barrage delivered at a position of your choice, performed by the Emperors own Imperial Guard , guaranteed a minimum of 1 Regiment to be at your service...I know exactly where this barrage is going!

Sell: tea and cookies with Mr Roboute Gulliman, he surely signs your copy of codex astartes if you ask nicely...Don't care about SmurfMarines, but some people will pay dearly for this.

Trash: a company of currently homeless Cadians come to visit for a month, the Honor to house and to feed them is yours...Get the hell out of my house you home planet-losing bums!


Dinner with Guy Fieri
Dinner with Anthony Bourdain
Dinner with Andrew Zimmern

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Made in us
Never Forget Isstvan!





Chicago

 BigWaaagh wrote:
Buy: 1x artillery barrage delivered at a position of your choice, performed by the Emperors own Imperial Guard , guaranteed a minimum of 1 Regiment to be at your service...I know exactly where this barrage is going!

Sell: tea and cookies with Mr Roboute Gulliman, he surely signs your copy of codex astartes if you ask nicely...Don't care about SmurfMarines, but some people will pay dearly for this.

Trash: a company of currently homeless Cadians come to visit for a month, the Honor to house and to feed them is yours...Get the hell out of my house you home planet-losing bums!


Dinner with Guy Fieri
Dinner with Anthony Bourdain
Dinner with Andrew Zimmern


Buy: Dinner with Anthony Bourdain cause that dude knows good food places and doesn't do all of that weird gak (most of the time) that Zimmern does

Sell: Dinner with Andrew Zimmern you know someone would want to eat with him (probably those food hipsters)

Trash: Dinner with Guy Fieri, I can just look up good local places on my own

A house in the city
A house in the suburbs
A house in the country

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Ustrello paints- 30k, 40k multiple armies
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/614742.page 
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

Buy the house in the country, because I'd love to be able to see all the stars at night without light polllution spoiling it (I love astronomy!).
Sell the house in the suburbs, because plenty of people would be interested in it.
Trash the house in the city, except some poor family has probably already done that.

Triumvirate of the Imperium
Triumvirate of Ynnead
Triumvirate of the Primarch

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/1/23, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~15000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Adeptus Custodes: ~1900 | Imperial Knights: ~2000 | Sisters of Battle: ~3500 | Leagues of Votann: ~1200 | Tyranids: ~2600 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2023: 40 | Total models painted in 2024: 12 | Current main painting project: Dark Angels
 Mr_Rose wrote:
Who doesn’t love crazy mutant squawk-puppies? Eh? Nobody, that’s who.
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Trash ynnead as I not collect space elves.

Buy impirium as they look fun to paint.

Sell primarch as everyone after that's stuff right now.

...

Apple
Google
Dakka Dakka.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut




On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

Buy Google...I now control the world's search premier engine, mwahahahahaha, show me the money.

Sell Apple...I already got a new Smart Phone.

Trash Dakka Dakka...Have you seen the OT Forum? Nuke it!


Square
Triangle
Octagon

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