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Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Buy SM Company (I need the firepower rn), sell STE's crew (The USA will pay a pretty penny for celebs with ftl travel information), trash Stormcast Warrior Chamber.

The ability to move left. The ability to move right. The ability to jump.
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

Buy the ability to jump, Sell the ability to go right, Trash left (you don't really need to move sideways. You can kind of just look in a certain direction and go)

1 Eldar, 1 Commisar, 1 Aspiring Champion

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Buy 1 Eldar, dems a good high class hooker. Sell. Aspiring Champion to Slaanesh for protection for my Eldar. Trash the Commissar to sweeten the deal with the dark gods.

The funny Cyphillis, psychological trauma, execution by decapitation.
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut





Outer Space, Apparently

Buy Syphilis (even saying that makes me giggle, but seriously, that's way better than either of the other options), sell Decapitation (not the worst way to go if it's done right I guess) and trash Psychological Trauma (probably the least pleasant)

A Plastic Bag, a Brown Paper Bag, a Bag for Life

G.A - Should've called myself Ghost Ark

Makeup Whiskers? This is War Paint! 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Buy bag for life. It lasts forever and free replacement.

Sell plastic. People buy it.

Trash paper.

Thunderhawk
Iron man suit
Land raider

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Perfect Shot Dark Angels Predator Pilot





Australia

Buy the Iron Man suit
Sell the thunder hawk
Trash the land raider

A banjo, a harp, a cello

hi 
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

Buy the banjo (I love some good banjo music!), sell the cello (some of them are worth a lot of money), trash the harp (I can hear harp music when I go to heaven. Until then, no thanks...).

Juggernaut of Khorne, Disc of Tzeentch, Steed of Slaanesh.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/1/23, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~15000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Adeptus Custodes: ~1900 | Imperial Knights: ~2000 | Sisters of Battle: ~3500 | Leagues of Votann: ~1200 | Tyranids: ~2600 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2023: 40 | Total models painted in 2024: 7 | Current main painting project: Dark Angels
 Mr_Rose wrote:
Who doesn’t love crazy mutant squawk-puppies? Eh? Nobody, that’s who.
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*sell jogonoart....there hard to tame even for a pace marines

Buy the disc. Flying is always fun

Sell slenesh... There creeepy

A real life telly tubby
A house elf
A oygan with a top hat. Monicle and a full suit.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*sell jogonoart....there hard to tame even for a pace marines

Buy the disc. Flying is always fun

Sell slenesh... There creeepy

A real life telly tubby
A house elf
A oygan with a top hat. Monicle and a full suit.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

Buy a house elf, Sell a telly tubby (some kid would want that), Trash oygan.

Buy, Sell, Trash

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

Buy Sell because selling stuff is a good way to make money. Sell Trash, because one man's junk is another man's treasure. Trash Buy, because buying too much crap can land you in debt.

Khorne Lord of Skulls, Necron Tesseract Vault, Imperial Guard Baneblade.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/1/23, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~15000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Adeptus Custodes: ~1900 | Imperial Knights: ~2000 | Sisters of Battle: ~3500 | Leagues of Votann: ~1200 | Tyranids: ~2600 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2023: 40 | Total models painted in 2024: 7 | Current main painting project: Dark Angels
 Mr_Rose wrote:
Who doesn’t love crazy mutant squawk-puppies? Eh? Nobody, that’s who.
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Sell the babeblade... Someone loves military hardware.

Buy the tesaract.... Technology I can sell, and make money off.

Trash lord of skulls... Meh chaos..

.
Terra (40k)
Earth (star trek)
Earth (halo)

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Perfect Shot Dark Angels Predator Pilot





Australia

Buy Halo Earth, sell 40k Terra, trash Star Trek earth. Never liked Star Trek.

A cow, a chicken, a pig.


hi 
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

Buy the chicken (mmm chicken), Sell the cow (bigger so probably worth more), Trash the pig (rip pig).

Being able to drive, being able to ride a motorcycle, being able to fly a plane

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Buy flying a plane. Fkyibf a airline could be a more fun job.

Sell driving a car. Not as cool as plane

Trash bike. Planes better

Pikachu, a unicorn. A kitten.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

Buy the kitten (cats are amazing pets), sell the Pikachu (some laboratory somewhere would pay good money to be able to figure out how his electrical powers work), trash the unicorn (cuz friendship is magic, and magic is HERESY!).

A Fenrisian Wolf, a Flesh Hound of Khorne, a Kroot Hound.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/1/23, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~15000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Adeptus Custodes: ~1900 | Imperial Knights: ~2000 | Sisters of Battle: ~3500 | Leagues of Votann: ~1200 | Tyranids: ~2600 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2023: 40 | Total models painted in 2024: 7 | Current main painting project: Dark Angels
 Mr_Rose wrote:
Who doesn’t love crazy mutant squawk-puppies? Eh? Nobody, that’s who.
 
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

Buy the Fenrisian Wolf (is the most normal), Sell the Flesh Hound of Khorne (some guy on eBay is gonna have a really bad day), Trash the Kroot (never liked the Kroot anyway).

The Emperor's toe, Trump's nose, Chuck Norris's pinky finger.

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Sell toenail... It could have god powers in it to reseach.

Buy the finger. The finger shall make me strong lol

Trash nose of Couse....

Sheild heli carrier
Stark tower
Palace of Versailles.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Troubled By Non-Compliant Worlds




The Emperor's Armpit (aka. Arizona)

Buy: shield halo carrier (so I can float above the foes muahahaha)
Sell: Palace of Versailles (worth a lot with paintings on the door hinges or so I hear)
Trash: Stark Tower (good ol' Tony can find somewhere else)

A Blood Angel, Dark Angel, or Grey Knight?
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

Buy the Grey Knight (I just smashed my mirror, good replacement), Sell Blood Angel, Trash Dark Angel (actually prefer the DA, but the amount of gold BAs have on them is ridiculous...)

Bow, Crossbow, Javelin

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in au
Perfect Shot Dark Angels Predator Pilot





Australia

Buy Crossbow (they're like the crappy sniper rifles of the 1600s)
Sell the Javelin (they look cool sometimes)
Trash the bow (I've tried, I've failed...).

KFC, McDonald's, Hungry Jack's (or Burger King or whatever it's called )

hi 
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

Buy a McDonalds (tasty), Sell the Burger King (last time I remember I went to one it was pretty steep for what you got), Trash the KFC (waaaay too much grease)

Land Raider, Wave Serpent, Devilfish

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

Buy the Land Raider (despite being uncompetitive these days they are pretty robust), sell the Wave Serpent (lots of Eldar players will want some), trash the Devilfish (costs way too many points for what it does).

Lost Patrol, Kill Team, Gorechosen.

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My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/1/23, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~15000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Adeptus Custodes: ~1900 | Imperial Knights: ~2000 | Sisters of Battle: ~3500 | Leagues of Votann: ~1200 | Tyranids: ~2600 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2023: 40 | Total models painted in 2024: 7 | Current main painting project: Dark Angels
 Mr_Rose wrote:
Who doesn’t love crazy mutant squawk-puppies? Eh? Nobody, that’s who.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Buy the kill team (it's a great ruleset), sell Lost Patrol (not worth it imo), and trash Gorechosen (for no particular reason)

Sternguard, Wyvern, AoS

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

Buy the Sternguard (good unit), sell the Wyvern (lots of Guard players would want it, and I don't play Guard), trash AoS ('cuz no one around me plays it really).

Imperial Knight Warden, Imperial Knight Paladin, Imperial Knight Errant.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/1/23, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~15000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Adeptus Custodes: ~1900 | Imperial Knights: ~2000 | Sisters of Battle: ~3500 | Leagues of Votann: ~1200 | Tyranids: ~2600 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2023: 40 | Total models painted in 2024: 7 | Current main painting project: Dark Angels
 Mr_Rose wrote:
Who doesn’t love crazy mutant squawk-puppies? Eh? Nobody, that’s who.
 
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

Buy the Warden (big minigun), Sell the Errant (magma cannon probably good for boiling eggs), Trash the Paladin (battle cannon is clearly the least badass).

Toilet seat, Fist, Lightning bolt.

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Trash the toilet seat (real men go standing up), sell the Fist (you have two), buy the Lightning Bolt (become Zeus!)

Imperial Guard Infantry Squad, Diamond, Dark Eldar Raider

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in ch
Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!





Holy Terra.

Buy the raider, sell the diamond, trash the Guardsmen (that's all they're good for...)

A pickle, John Cena and Angron in a pony suit.

   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

Buy the pickle (don't even like pickles), Sell John Cena (all the merch sales), Trash Angron (just no).

Fiction, non-Fiction, neither.

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Trash neither that's not a category.

Buy fiction. It makes more money in long run.

Sell non fiction.

Fulgrim the primarch
Donald trump
The halo flood.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
 
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