King of the Hill

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**snurl**

It eventually gets dark.
I only come at night.
My hill. Mostly.

**PredaKhaine**

I wait till it's light.

My Hill.

Till it's dark again...

**Avatrass**

I fear no darkness for I am fear incarnate.
My Hill.

**CthuluIsSpy**

Goatse happens. And then you know true fear.

My (vomit covered) hill.

**jaggedjaw**

OK!
Can we please agree that you can't use the same hill title twice in a row?

**snurl**

A mountain is made.
Molehill.

**Guardsmen Bob**

I climb to the top and plant my flag.

King of the Molemen's Hill.

**jaggedjaw**

The Molemen rebel and create a republic.

Republic of Molemen's Hill.

**Overlord Thraka**

I hire the mole-inator. He exterminates the moles. I settle my tab with him. He leaves

My hill

**snurl**

You are worshipped as a god, fed, bathed, then sacrificed in a bloody ritual.
Mayan Hill.

**The Mad Tanker**

I bombard the hill with artillery, then charge up it in my tank.

My Hill.

**snurl**

I roll burning fuel drums down the hill at you and incenerate your armour.
Really bad old movie hill.

**jaggedjaw**

A new direct comes by and remakes the movie.
Really Bad remake movie hill.

**CthuluIsSpy**

Uwe Boll comes, and causes the hill to reach critical mass of horribleness.

Impossible hill.

**snurl**

The hill goes direct to video.
Forgotten Hill.

**Guardsmen Bob**

Forgotten Hill 2 becomes a cult classic.

Cult Classic Hill

**Overlord Thraka**

BURN HERETICS!

Imperium's Hill

**snurl**

1 million 'nids stop by for lunch.
Hive Hill

**CthuluIsSpy**

Starcraft fans see the nids, and start raging that they are rip offs of the zerg.

Scubby hill.

**Ifepy**

The nerds get ripped apart by tyrannids and thus female gamers are no longer plagued by horny nerds ushuring in an era of gaming on top of the hill

Female gamer's hill

**The Observer**

A male nerd gamer , who happens to be me, violently pushes himself into existence by the power of his allmighty neckbeard. The females flee.

Neckbeard's hill.

**jaggedjaw**

_________________________________________________________________________________________________

__________Hill.

**PredaKhaine**

I cover the hill in a white cloth and draw a big yellow circle on the top.

Worlds largest pretend fried egg hill.

**snurl**

Commas, Periods, and wild Apostrophies descend and overwhelm the surface, Punctuating the entire hill with their Exclamation Points.
"The Hill"

**Guardsmen Bob**

I unleash a million Stompas! Soon, the world is stomped flat, except for this one hill.

The Lone Hill

**snurl**

Sylvester Stallone punches out the stompas and takes up residence on.....
Rocky Hill

**Guardsmen Bob**

I give Rocky a red headband and point him towards some bad guys.

My Hill.

**PredaKhaine**

A t1000 shows me a photo and says 'Have you seen this boy?'

I point him in your direction.

My Hill.

**Color Sgt. Kell**

Dale Gribble throws pocket sand in the t1000's face. My hill

**Guardsmen Bob**

Hank kicks both you and Dale's asses for messing up his t1000 Vogner Grill.

Hank's Hill.