King of the Hill

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**PredaKhaine**

The T1000 Vogner grill turns back into the proper T1000.
Hank and Dale are dead.
Max is barking.

Max the dogs hill.

**The Observer**

Max broke his legs while playing. The next vet is hundreds of miles away. Sadly I have to shoot him. He suffers no more.

Sad Observers hill.

**Guardsmen Bob**

Dark mist rises from the grave, and the Observers all die horrible deaths. There is now only silence.

Silent Hill

**snurl**

Sheep come to graze on the peaceful hillside.

Flocked Hill.

**PredaKhaine**

The hill decides to graze on some peaceful sheep.

Strange hill.

**CthuluIsSpy**

Stalin annexes the hill.

Soviet Russian Hill.

In Soviet Russia, hill grazes you!

**Guardsmen Bob**

Soviet Russian Hill grazes on a person pass their expiration date. With an upset stomach, a mudslide commences.

Sick Hill.

**CthuluIsSpy**

The communist mud spreads communism to nearby land masses, resulting in the formation of the Union of Soviet Socialist Hills.

Communism, communism everywhere.

**JakeCWolf**

Communism, COMMUNISM!? You mean HERESY!!!

*Glasses Union of Soviet Socialist Hills from Orbit and rebuilds it into "T E H HOLY HILL OF T E H EMPRAH"*

I claim DEZ hill in HIZ name!

**Guardsmen Bob**

*Sends you away with the proper forms to secure the hill, you just need His name and you'll be all set*

Until you get back, the hill is back up for sale. *Plants For Sale sign*

Hill For Sale

**snurl**

The hill is bought by real estate speculators who rent out Timeshares in.....
Hill Country

**master of ordinance**

Night comes and foul monsters eat the real estate agents or scare them to death

Nightmare hill.

**PredaKhaine**

I bring a big black horse which kicks all the monsters to death and is apparently unkillable.

Shadowmare's hill.

**MauS**

I bring a bucket of white paint. No more black horse.

MY Hill

**CthuluIsSpy**

The Black Horses hold a protest against your discrimination against sombre equines.

Equal Hill.

**PredaKhaine**

I add weight to one side of the hill.

Unequal hill.

**Guardsmen Bob**

A fly lands on the tipping side, and the whole thing flips.

Upside-down Hill

**JakeCWolf**

*Flattens hill under the foot of an Emperor Titan*

My (now completely flat and heresy free) hill.

**Guardsmen Bob**

Flat hill is no hill. I stick a big arse pump into the hill, and tell the titan to step on that.

The hill explodes, and dirt rains down into a new hill.

Exploded Hill.

**Overlord Thraka**

I take the new hill

My hill

**Guardsmen Bob**

You are a bird, and I shoo you away with loud shotgun noises.

My Hill.

**snurl**

*You're gonna hurt someone with that old shotgun*
--plugs the barrels with carrots--
--ducks away from misfire explosion--

Wascally Wabbit Hill

**Guardsmen Bob**

Of course you know this means war. *Puts a sign on the hill saying 'Rabbit Season'*

Hunter's Hill

**Unyielding Hunger**

The hunted eats the hunter.

Ironic Hill.

**JakeCWolf**

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

*Boyz take the Hill and make it "Nice 'n Orky"*

Boyz 'ill.

**Guardsmen Bob**

The boyz don't notice that behind the 'Rabbit Season" sign, is a baneblade.

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED Hill.

**JakeCWolf**

*Ork Rok falls on hill and flattens the Baneblade and most of the hill*

Boyz now "Not as Orky as befure" 'ill.

**snurl**

Grots patch hill right up, good as new.

Hills' a Good-Un

**Overlord Thraka**

Runtherds come and take the grots captive.

Runtherd hill

**Guardsmen Bob**

Eventually, all matter of greens-skinned creatures are battling for the hill.

WAAAGH BOSS OF DA HILL!