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2013/06/24 22:16:55
Subject: King of the Hill
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Overlord Ghazghkull Mag Urk Thraka (me) shows up. Beats the living daylights out of anyone big enough to challenge him and declares a WAAAAGH to keep the hill in his huge green hands.
My hill
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2013/06/25 00:50:18
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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A burning Space Hulk comes crashing out of orbit and smashes into the hill. The Waaugh is crushed.
Hulk hill.
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2013/06/26 04:55:18
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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Eventually, the orcs repopulated, orkify the Hulk, and set sail.
Empty Hill.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2013/06/26 23:47:52
Subject: King of the Hill
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Steadfast Grey Hunter
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*Captain Boreale deep strikes onto the hill while riding a drop and playing a guitar solo destroying the empty Rok* BOREALE'Z HILL.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/06/27 00:03:06
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2013/06/26 23:50:28
Subject: King of the Hill
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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METAHL BAWKSES land on him.
They merge together to form the greatest of METAHL BAWKES, the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
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What I have
 ~4100
 ~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2013/06/27 00:02:24
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Steadfast Grey Hunter
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NO!
*Captain Boreale hacks his way out of the heretical STEEHL ABOMINATIN and destroys it using T EH EMPRAH'S FURY*
T EH EMPRAH'S FURIOUS HILL
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2013/06/28 20:27:11
Subject: King of the Hill
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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I am Panis Cupcake! I will eat YOU!
*Num num num!*
Painis Cupcake's hill.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/06/28 21:53:09
Subject: King of the Hill
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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Revenge of the Purple Waffle two: Electric Boogalo
Purple Waffle's hill,
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/06/28 21:54:33
What I have
~4100
~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2013/06/29 05:20:58
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Mrs Butterworth shows up with SYRUP. the waffles are consumed in an orgy of breakfasty goodness.
Mrs. Butterworth's Hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/06/29 15:34:32
Subject: King of the Hill
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Pig shows up, dates Mrs. Butterworth, and marries her.
(Google Pearls Before Swine if you have no idea what I'm talking about)
Wedding hill
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/06/29 15:35:15
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2013/06/29 15:36:41
Subject: King of the Hill
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Paula Deen covers the hill in butter. Then she eats it.
Paula Deen's hill. In her belleh.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/06/30 05:03:06
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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I knew it...a war of butter and syrup. Men...drop the Pancake.
*Five mile wide pancake crashes unto the hill*
I claim this (pancake) Hill in the name of the God-Emperor, and Planet Pancake. *plants flag*
Pancake Hill.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2013/07/01 14:08:02
Subject: King of the Hill
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Scooby and Shaggy show up. "Like zoinks Scoob. Look at that pancake" "Reah! Reah!" they eat the giant pancake.
Hungry hill
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2013/07/01 22:34:21
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Jinkies!
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/07/03 06:12:47
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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I slap off Velma's Glasses, and kick her off the hill.
My Hill.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2013/07/03 12:59:33
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Old man Crabtree rips off his monster mask and says, "I got away with it now those meddeling kids are gone"
Haunted mystery hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/07/03 21:57:32
Subject: King of the Hill
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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"Freeze!" Cops shoot him full of lead.
Excessive force hill
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2013/07/04 13:06:59
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
ERROR 223781: This user is currently at large and has no fixed position
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A giant crushes the cops. My hill.
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Long live the Chaos Space Marines!!!                  |
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2013/07/04 14:26:51
Subject: King of the Hill
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Robotnik slaps the giant with his PINGAS.
Robotnik's hill.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/07/04 22:39:36
Subject: King of the Hill
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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I slap Robotnik's PINGAS many times with hands dipped in salt water. My hill.
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What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2013/07/05 03:47:15
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Your hand gets stuck in salt water taffy. You remain entangled there forever, becoming a part of the
Sticky Hill.
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2013/07/05 17:12:21
Subject: King of the Hill
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Madotsuki stabs the hill with her knife. Then she replaces it with a hill from her twisted dreams, made entirely of rainbow coloured limbs.
Psychedelic, disturbing hill.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/07/07 13:13:24
Subject: King of the Hill
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Scuttling Genestealer
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The hill is actually a Tyranid hillofex. My hill.
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2013/07/07 17:46:40
Subject: King of the Hill
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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The Imperium purges the alien.
Emperor's hill
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2013/07/08 15:26:26
Subject: King of the Hill
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Scuttling Genestealer
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The Emperor can't move from the golden throne. My hill.
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2013/07/08 15:37:23
Subject: King of the Hill
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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NORIO WAKAMOTO gives the hill a funny look. The hill disintegrates out of pure terror.
No hill.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/07/08 15:56:02
Subject: King of the Hill
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Scuttling Genestealer
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Necron scarabs make a metal hill. Necron hill.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/07/08 15:56:28
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2013/07/09 02:35:18
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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Feral orks find the hill, destroy the scarabs, and turn their bodies into guitars.
'Eavy Metal Hill
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2013/07/09 07:12:45
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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A quick thunderstorm and a few lightning strikes finish off the Orks.
Wet Hill
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/07/09 15:25:51
Subject: King of the Hill
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Scuttling Genestealer
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Tau dry the hill. Tau hill.
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