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2013/07/09 16:26:40
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
ERROR 223781: This user is currently at large and has no fixed position
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The chaos space marines send stolen drop pods down and kill all the Tau. Chaotic hill.
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Long live the Chaos Space Marines!!!                  |
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2013/07/10 00:22:34
Subject: King of the Hill
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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BURN HERETIC.
Chaplain Hill
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2013/07/10 06:45:23
Subject: King of the Hill
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Scuttling Genestealer
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A hormagaunt eats the chaplain. Tyranid hill.
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2013/07/11 05:19:16
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Necrons Gauss the bugs to death.
Monolith Hill.
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2013/07/11 10:16:43
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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Theres always more bugs.
Tyranid Hill.
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 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/07/11 17:13:43
Subject: King of the Hill
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Scuttling Genestealer
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There are also more exterminatuses. No planet. No hill.
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2013/07/11 17:33:59
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
ERROR 223781: This user is currently at large and has no fixed position
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All the warpsmiths in the universe gather together to build a hill. New hill.
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Long live the Chaos Space Marines!!! |
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2013/07/11 18:33:00
Subject: King of the Hill
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Scuttling Genestealer
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Unfortunately, the new hill isn't on a planet and so can't support life. No-ones hill.
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2013/07/11 22:48:26
Subject: King of the Hill
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Fivareous Carron puts the hill in a METAL BAWKS.
Safe hill.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/07/12 02:25:30
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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Planet Express Crew picks up the METAL BAWKS, and delivers it to a habitable planet.
Delivered Hill.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2013/07/12 04:35:05
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Ninjas keep watch from atop the hill, always vigilant for any new interlopers.
The Hill has eyes.
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2013/07/12 06:27:29
Subject: King of the Hill
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Scuttling Genestealer
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A baby appears and pokes the ninjas eyes out. Baby hill.
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2013/07/12 07:24:50
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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The ninja's train the baby.
ninja baby hill.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/07/12 21:32:11
Subject: King of the Hill
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Tira cuts the baby in half with her ring blade. She mopes about the hill, flitting from ecstatic happiness and hysterical fury.
Emotionally unstable hill.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/07/13 01:27:29
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
ERROR 223781: This user is currently at large and has no fixed position
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The warpsmiths come back and undo the techno magic.
Completely unstable hill
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Long live the Chaos Space Marines!!! |
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2013/07/13 05:41:41
Subject: King of the Hill
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Scuttling Genestealer
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Big meks make the hill more stable. Definitely `stable` ork hill
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2013/07/13 08:23:10
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Animals move into the stable.
Animal Hill
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/07/15 19:30:52
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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The animals eat all the plants on the hill, and move on.
Dirt Hill.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2013/07/15 19:48:28
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
ERROR 223781: This user is currently at large and has no fixed position
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Worms blessed by nurgle infest the dirt.
Nurgle's hill
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Long live the Chaos Space Marines!!! |
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2013/07/16 00:03:08
Subject: King of the Hill
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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I call "The EX-Terminator"
Austria Hill
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2013/07/17 00:28:46
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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My conscripts descend on your hill in a wave of bodies
my hill
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2013/07/17 19:55:32
Subject: King of the Hill
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Scuttling Genestealer
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Rippers eat the conscripts. Ripper hill.
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2013/07/17 21:08:21
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
ERROR 223781: This user is currently at large and has no fixed position
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The rippers burn under the the fire from my warpflame gargoyles! Hahahaha!
Gargoyles' hill
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Long live the Chaos Space Marines!!! |
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2013/07/18 02:26:37
Subject: King of the Hill
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Gargoyles turn to stone in daylight.
Statue Hill
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2013/07/18 03:30:45
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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People hear disturbing voices from the statues, and avoid the place
Haunted Hill.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2013/07/18 06:01:47
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You rang?
Haunted Hill with Pumpkins.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/07/20 03:23:49
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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Some punks come by at night, squish the pumpkins, and smash the statues.
Vandalized Hill.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2013/07/20 07:13:40
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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The vandals never return, mysteriously.
Silent Hill
(now with blood stains)
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/07/20 13:30:25
Subject: King of the Hill
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Scuttling Genestealer
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Harry Mason Arrives. Harry hill.
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2013/07/20 21:01:31
Subject: King of the Hill
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Mah boi! This hill is what ALL true warriors strive FOR!
King Harkinian's hil.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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