40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**Ascalam**

You get a vasectomy.

I insert a roll of twenties.

**the shrouded lord**

you receive twinkies.
I mistake the machine for a vent, and insert a little sister (bioshock)

**Great White**

You receive some plasmid
I insert the ashes of Malcador

**BladeTX**

You get a vile of the polymorphine drug.

I insert my car keys.

**Pyeatt**

You get to never find them again.

I insert the tv remote

**the shrouded lord**

You recieve a an I.O.U note.
I insert elizabeth, and booker jumps after her.

**Pyeatt**

You recieve a better RPG (FF7)

I insert Alpharius Mod

**Ascalam**

You get an Elizabethan hooker, due to a typo.

I insert the slow moving idiots at the FAA.

**the shrouded lord**

you receive a muscley cat. I insert a giant drill.
WHAT i'M IN A BIOSHOCK MOOD OKAY?

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive an angry squad of mislocated guard
I insert the dwarves army book

**Pyeatt**

You receive a Squats army book.

I insert a 9 mil with the serial scraped off.

**skarnalaxwarlord**

You receive a signed copy of '101 Harlequin Jokes', supposedly autographed by Cegorach

I insert Abbadon's missing arms

**Pyeatt**

You receive Abbadon's missing victories.

I insert the galactic coordinates of Leman Russ primarch.

**Great White**

You get the entire Space Wolves chapter
I insert a massive shark

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You get one million dollars (get the reference?)

I insert a grot with big ideas.

**Pyeatt**

You get a grot locked into a crazy warp gun

I insert a pitbull

**Kelly502**

You get a Pug.

I insert crazy ex-wife.

**Pyeatt**

You get new girlfriend that looks just like her.

I insert 3 chocolate doughnuts

**the shrouded lord**

you receive chief wiggans
I insert Elisabeth. one of them anyway, the pretty innocent one.

**snurl**

You get Mary, Queen of Scotts.

I insert Vodka. With cherry juice on ice.

**BladeTX**

You get to go to bed with a 10 and wake up with a 2.

I insert smelly gym socks.

**Hive Fleet Cerberus**

You get a gym membership

I insert an empty can of Vanilla coke.

**Knight_Alpha**

You receive an empty 2 liter bottle of cherry Coke.

I insert the Spawn of Cryptus.

**snurl**

You get a mutations sprue.

I insert about a dozen champagne corks.

**Sgt_Smudge**

You receive several black eyes.

I insert Scrapple.

**Ascalam**

You get Scrapheap Challenge - ork edition

I insert Heap

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a Tau girl pile

I insert a mute noise marine

**snurl**

You get Goff Rokkers.

I insert greenstuff.

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get some purple...stuff.

I insert all the broken new years resolutions.

**Hive Fleet Cerberus**

You get a gym membership

I insert a .8 mm drill bit