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K, sounds good

halonachos wrote:

Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote:

Mordoskul wrote:
Seeking revenge, Larkin? Come at me bro.

Maybes maybes not.
Anyway they just want to make up afetr the 'altercation' we had

See Mordo, they just want to make out with Pontius, some sweet Menage a Troi action. Oh wait, they just want to make up... that makes seeing Pontius standing at the front door with a bath robe and some KY jelly rather awkward.

Once again Nachos

halonachos wrote:

See Mordo, they just want to make out with Pontius, some sweet Menage a Troi action. Oh wait, they just want to make up... that makes seeing Pontius standing at the front door with a bath robe and some KY jelly rather awkward.

I'd be offended if I didn't think it was so damn funny.

You should hear me when I play Rogue Trader, let's just say there's a reason my character has an unhealthy obsession with stealing bleach.

Well, I guess I have time to explain; The rogue trader thought it would be funny as hell to have an Ork and an Arch-militant share the same room. The Ork and I got into a fight over the bunk beds and the Ork ended up ripping the top bunk(and some of the bulk head) out of the wall. He gets fungus all over the room so to combat it my character is constantly bleaching his side of the room which is starting to dissolve the walls to the dismay of our poor techpriest.

There's a NPC rogue trader who has a restraining order against my character as well. All my guy did was comment on her tits and say that they were the only reason we were helping her and my guy commended the rogue trader for helping her out.

My guy:"Blah, blah, blah, her tits, blah..."
NPC Rogue Trader: Uh, who said that?
Our RT: To GM* He's on the gun deck, how can she hear him?
GM: He has a microbead right.
Me: No, *checks equipment, I mean yes.
GM: She heard you.
Me: Damn it.

....Ok,got home...did family things..just finished doing the combat resolution rolls,working a few things out in the narative now and should have part ll of the event up briefly..

halonachos wrote:You should hear me when I play Rogue Trader, let's just say there's a reason my character has an unhealthy obsession with stealing bleach.

Well, I guess I have time to explain; The rogue trader thought it would be funny as hell to have an Ork and an Arch-militant share the same room. The Ork and I got into a fight over the bunk beds and the Ork ended up ripping the top bunk(and some of the bulk head) out of the wall. He gets fungus all over the room so to combat it my character is constantly bleaching his side of the room which is starting to dissolve the walls to the dismay of our poor techpriest.

There's a NPC rogue trader who has a restraining order against my character as well. All my guy did was comment on her tits and say that they were the only reason we were helping her and my guy commended the rogue trader for helping her out.

My guy:"Blah, blah, blah, her tits, blah..."
NPC Rogue Trader: Uh, who said that?
Our RT: To GM* He's on the gun deck, how can she hear him?
GM: He has a microbead right.
Me: No, *checks equipment, I mean yes.
GM: She heard you.
Me: Damn it.

Rogue Trader is awesome! As Seneschal, I spend most of my time explaining that I'm not a butler.

The only serious guy in our group is the techpriest who repairs the ship and is also the party's medic. My character has the medic skill as well, but his 81 intelligence beats my 43 intelligence.

Seneschel isn't around often seeing as though he's also the navigator. Our navigator by the way is an alcoholic.

Our rogue trader is actually Jewish which is a joke in and of itself.

My Arch Militant has an awesome BS, WS, Agility, but no will power.

Our techpriests servo skull is named 'Pez' and he makes brownies.

Our astropath is prone to fainting spells, although one time she was the only character who did not run from a Chaos Marine, which is kind of awkward.

The Ork has tripped and killed a guy one time.

Over all its very entertaining.

Our Missionary was very outspoken on the evils of the Eldar race... then he saw the stats for the Shuriken Catapult, and then attempted to explain that he was turning the weapons of the enemy against themselves. No one was swayed. Our Void Master is Jewish, and his five year old son is our gunner.

The rogue trader that I caused -1 to the profit factor and the argument between the GM and him was hilarious.

GM(as inquisitor): You have to take him on.
RT: Hell no, he reduces the amount of money I make.
GM: You need to listen to me.
RT: Nope I have this. *pretends to pull out the contract giving him free reign.
GM: I have this. *pretends to pull out inquisitorial seal.
RT: Look at this here, *pretends to point at contract* see this, this is a Star of David.
GM(as GM): You're taking him.

Our techpriest gets mad when we don't one-shot eldar craft. Mainly because he wants the tech. I think that the Navigator is the only one who likes my character but that may be because he's easily amused with backflips when he's drunk.

...Player Event...PART II....

... " Vegas!!..Vegas!! Get clear!!" Andy screamed into his walkie talkie ...a squeal of static was his only reply.." God Damnit...light the Wolves up!!...But watch your fire!!" Andy shouted to the other Hunters who began to carefully sight in their targets bellow...

" feth me!!" Vegas yelled as the rear window of the truck shattered explosively,a clawed hand reaching in searching..
" Drive!! just fething drive!!" shouted Dez as he attempted to twist in his seat and bring his weapon to bear on the snarling wolf pushing through the destroyed rear window...
As Vegas threw the vehicle into drive,a statico of riffle fire filled the air...behind the truck,the Wolf who'd smashed it's way into the vehicle staggered backwards as several rounds punched through it's muscular form,the silver piercing the beast heart and lungs and finaly it's brain...the creature pitched backwards ,a gurgled snarl emiting from it's drooling maw as it clawed absently at it's wounds...it's eyes rolling in pain,the beast tippled into the street with a final whimper...

Vegas slammed her foot down on the accelerator and the truck surged forth,the beast in front of the vehicle leaping high into the air ..." Oh gak!" Dez yelled as the massive Wolf came crashing down onto the trucks hood,snapping the vehicles axle and sending it spinning wildly out of control...

" feth!!!" Vegas screamed ,fighting to control the truck..staring out the front windshield she gritted her teeth as the beast on the hood leered back at her...it's eyes burning with murderous hunger...
Dez swung his weapon towards the Wolf and prepared to fire when the truck came to a bone jarring stop crashing against a phone pole and tossing both Dez and Vegas about the cabin...
" Vegas!!!...Vegas!!!" Andy's frantic voice came over the walkie talkie..." Damnit!!...Watch out!!"
Vegas raised her head...blood trickled into her eye from a gash across her forehead...she grasped her pistol and whiped the blood away trying to look every where at once...
With an ear shattering roar...the huge wolf crashed into the front windshield ...spraying Dez and Vegas with flying glass...it's fanged mouth snapping inches away from Vegas...as it's claws tore into her jacket...
" Mother fether!!" Dez yelled firing repeatedly at the beast...who in it's frenzy simply shook the wounds off and pushed forward...
" Shoot it!!" Dez screamed at Vegas as she brought her pistol up..aiming it at the Wolfs Head..
The inside of the ruined truck exploded with light and sound as Vegas squeezed the weapons trigger again and again...sending round after round of Colt's Silver Nitrate bullets into the snarling monsters skull..

With an agonozed howl,the Beast threw itself backwards...clawing franticly at it's shaggy head as the liquid silver permeated it's brain...
The Creature went berserk...convulsing madly and shrieking as tendrals of smoke began to pour from it's ruined skull...drifting from it's eyes and boiling from it's snapping fanged maw...
Vegas stared facinated as the Wolf began to thrash wildly...ripping into it's own skull in a desperate effort to extract the deadly silver...suddenly stiffening...the creature glared at the woman for a moment...it's remaining eye filled with fear...then it shuddered ..sinking to it's knees and fell lifeless onto the curb..
" With love from Colt!!" Vegas screamed at the dead wolf...

Inside the theater,the battle between the Fallen and Natasha's Pack raged....the two ancient vampires had been caught momentarily off guard as the wolves had attacked the Humani on the streets and had been blind sided by the remaining wolves vicious assault ...
In a merciless flurry of claws and fangs..the already injured Fallen were forced to flee...retreating deep into the bowels of their hidden lair...
Amanda roared in frustration...smashing repeated at the reinforced steel door ..sensing their prey beyond it..when suddenly she felt Natasha's clawed hands grasping at her..
" They are beaten...They will flee the city!!" Natasha snarled.." We must see to your pups...they are in peril"
Reluctantly Amanda turned from the door...gazing at the three other wolves..." I will see these leaches dead before the sun rises " she snarled..but moved for the theater exit.

" Jesus ...let's get the hell up with the others.." Dez said as Vegas swung her door open,scanning the area...
Dez began to climb across the seat,planning to exit from Vegas side...when the passenger door behind him was violently torn from it's hinges and flung over the vehicle..
Dez spun quickly...peering into the gapping hole wear the door had been was the snarling face of another wolf...it eyed Dez for a moment...then lunged into the truck...it's fangs closing around the retreating mans leg..
Dez screamed in fury and pain as the beast tore a chunk from his calf..

Above,in the towers.Andy slammed his fist into the wall...he'd seen the wolf enter the truck and heard the tortured scream from with in...
" Get out of There!!" He screamed into his radio...staring down at the street below he raised his riffle again...trying desperately to get a clear shot ant the attacking wolf..
All around Andy could hear the crack of the other Hunters riffles as they to attempted to take down the wolf who had pushed half it's body into the truck..Miranda screaming curses as she fired...

" We've got to help them!" Andy yelled..
From behind him...a cold rasping voice spoke..." You should concern yourself with your own peril Humani..."
Andy turned as Wendy screamed...
Azazael stood in the doorway...

Right,that's part two...

Dez has been bitten..
Vegas is out of the wrecked truck ( 3 Colt round left)/still has her sawed off shotgun & silver loaded shells.
Azazael has just made his presence known to Andy...

The remaining Fallen have fled...the wolves attack driving them into hiding.

Carlos (Wolf) is dead
Candi ( Wolf) is Dead
Star (wolf) has bitten Dez

Amanda,Natasha,Davin and Lukos have exited the theater but have not attacked yet....

Ok folks...going into act lll....send in those PM's....this next part of the event should be a monster..

In the rogue trader game i played there was some funny stuff

Like watching my AG:25 TP dodge a flamer with 1 degree of success,

The cleric getting hit by the flame

Cause me and the arch militant to play a drive of foot ball with the extingusher

And the scum firing at us dropping his fragg grenade at his feet.

Then on the ship my servo-skull headbutting the Rts personaal bodyguards,

Me trying to make 302s with warp-drives

the cleric trying to convert everyone to christianity

Our very quirky RT in general

Our navigator who failed every roll

The other arch miliant bullying the RT into keeping a chaos/DE cultist alive

So many more came forma masquerade game last night
and th werewolf game before that

It's actually a double barreled sawed off shotgun.

PM, incoming..... Hmmm what to do with Dez.....

You do nothing!

I sort out myself...

PM sent

Headshot p'ting?

???

Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote:You do nothing!

I sort out myself...

edit: Why did you change your avatar in a wolf.

sillyboy wrote:

Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote:You do nothing!

I sort out myself...

edit: Why did you change your avatar in a wolf.

Becasue he is resigned to the fact Dez is a wolfie now

Because I like wolves, and I had one as my last avatar as well...

But I was also thinking about changing it into a Grim Reaper.

sillyboy wrote:It's actually a double barreled sawed off shotgun.

PM, incoming..... Hmmm what to do with Dez.....

Yeah...I remembered that after I posted the event and was to lazy at the time to go back and edit..

...Ok I'm going to really be pushing for the finish line today...so I'll be doing some combat rolls here shortly...

Lookin forward to it...

Yep, i'm fighting "Supernatural" style.

Lets see what happens in the events. (Grins @ kais)

Oh God, you're not gonna attack Dez are you?

(If so you are a cold hearted bastard! )

Ok folks...that's the dice rolls...more brutality...more deaths..

...I'll be writing up Part lll of the event in a bit...got to go make lunch for my kids...

...Part 3 will be up within the hour..(or shortly thereafter).

Oh God...

*crosses fingers*

Andy, not me, Andy, not me, Andy, not me, Andy, not me!

Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote:Oh God, you're not gonna attack Dez are you?

(If so you are a cold hearted bastard! )

Who says i have a heart. *evil laugh*

Be afraid Kais, be very afraid....

C'moooooon, I am still on the Hunters side...

... HUNTERZ FOREVER!!!!!

Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote:C'moooooon, I am still on the Hunters side...

... HUNTERZ FOREVER!!!!!

Well......maybe some hunters forever.

I like beeing evil

That makes no sense.

You are evil and yet you fight for good

Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote:That makes no sense.

You are evil and yet you fight for good

Don't try to get in my mind...you would go mad.

lets just wait and see what Fitzz writes up...