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Made in gb
Legendary Dogfighter




Wherever the Catachan 222nd is!

JKB will like you
   
Made in gb
Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator




England

i hope so ^.^

DeathKorps of Krieg: 2000pts
Looking for a new army to start.

Hale Valence: "Star of Terra", Assassin/Pysker.
La' Haedras: Farseer and Autarch.
Kiku Heldrin: Living saint, Company champion.
La' Yonthar: Archon.
Other character: Ferrerreo Jedi. 
   
Made in us
Stalwart Space Marine




Norfolk, VA

Wolfshead, you of all people should know better than to try to bribe a member of the commissariat, let alone one trained under my eyes. It's time you and I had a little "personal chat" in my office.

*Physically lifts the trooper off of his feet by the lapels of his vest and carries him back to his quarters with a look of ill-concealed enthusiasm*

*Not moments later, a crash is heard, and Wolfshead is seen sprinting away from Wasabi's office, with the Commissar in hot pursuit, cursing like an Imperial navalman*

Lord Commisar Wasabi, Catachan 222nd

Check out hlaine.larkin's 222nd Catachan guardsmen unit, and apply today! Take the place of a model in an actual army, see how your model and those of your fellow dakkaites fare in combat!

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/365557.page#2744301 
   
Made in gb
Legendary Dogfighter




Wherever the Catachan 222nd is!

Wasabi! come chat

http://mibbit.com/?channel=%23222&server=irc.mibbit.net
   
Made in us
Stalwart Space Marine




Norfolk, VA

hlaine.larkin wrote:Wasabi! come chat

http://mibbit.com/?channel=%23222&server=irc.mibbit.net


I would love to, but unfortunately I'm just about to leave my apartment to go visit family. I might get a chance to later!

Lord Commisar Wasabi, Catachan 222nd

Check out hlaine.larkin's 222nd Catachan guardsmen unit, and apply today! Take the place of a model in an actual army, see how your model and those of your fellow dakkaites fare in combat!

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/365557.page#2744301 
   
Made in gb
Legendary Dogfighter




Wherever the Catachan 222nd is!

okay
we will chat later
   
Made in gb
Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator




England

ok ^.^

DeathKorps of Krieg: 2000pts
Looking for a new army to start.

Hale Valence: "Star of Terra", Assassin/Pysker.
La' Haedras: Farseer and Autarch.
Kiku Heldrin: Living saint, Company champion.
La' Yonthar: Archon.
Other character: Ferrerreo Jedi. 
   
Made in nl
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot





Serving with the 197th

Hmm...
We have been talking too much about serious things...

Russki ran to the acid pool, holding a large jar in his hands...
Carefully he filled it with the poisenous liquid before walking back to the camp.
There he climbed on the tank, made sure that no one could see him and filled it with the acid...
Then he jumped off the machine, ran back to his quarters and started loading his shotgun.
"Let's see what happens now..." he grinned....

Overall Record W-L-D = 22-24-15
Bataviran 197th/222nd Catachan "Iron Wolves", arrogant, dedicated and ruthless!
Captain Detlev Vordon, regimental commander.
Colonel Vladimir Russki, regimental commander 222nd Catachan. 
   
Made in gb
Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator




England

O.o uh oh this dosen't look good

DeathKorps of Krieg: 2000pts
Looking for a new army to start.

Hale Valence: "Star of Terra", Assassin/Pysker.
La' Haedras: Farseer and Autarch.
Kiku Heldrin: Living saint, Company champion.
La' Yonthar: Archon.
Other character: Ferrerreo Jedi. 
   
Made in ca
Hardened Veteran Guardsman





Ootheca

sitting nonchalantly smoking a cigar...
Is that tank supposed to be smoking?
Picks up dice
Let's see...
*rolls a six*
Damn!
BOOM! (tanks explodes)

Praise be to the God-Emperor of Mankind
God does not favour the biggest army, only the greatest shots - Voltaire
So that leaves Space Marines and Eldar! - Anon
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Made in us
Stalwart Space Marine




Norfolk, VA

*Taps Private Russki on the shoulder, supressing a grin at the small jolt that ran up the soldier's spine*

You'll no doubt be pleased to know that I had the techpriests rerout the fuel lines to ensure that there will be no more incidents like last night's inebriation of the machine spirit.

But I'm sure you already knew that, that's the only reason why you'd be pouring acid into this poor Leman Russ, wouldn't it? *his face turns to a grin that would make a daemon shudder*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/06/23 05:55:58


Lord Commisar Wasabi, Catachan 222nd

Check out hlaine.larkin's 222nd Catachan guardsmen unit, and apply today! Take the place of a model in an actual army, see how your model and those of your fellow dakkaites fare in combat!

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/365557.page#2744301 
   
Made in nl
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot





Serving with the 197th

Dr_Wasabi wrote:*Taps Private Russki on the shoulder, supressing a grin at the small jolt that ran up the soldier's spine*

You'll no doubt be pleased to know that I had the techpriests rerout the fuel lines to ensure that there will be no more incidents like last night's inebriation of the machine spirit.

But I'm sure you already knew that, that's the only reason why you'd be pouring acid into this poor Leman Russ, wouldn't it? *his face turns to a grin that would make a daemon shudder*


The following scene involves a Commissar running around the camp like a Khorne Beserker and Russki running around the camp screaming like a little five year old girl...

Overall Record W-L-D = 22-24-15
Bataviran 197th/222nd Catachan "Iron Wolves", arrogant, dedicated and ruthless!
Captain Detlev Vordon, regimental commander.
Colonel Vladimir Russki, regimental commander 222nd Catachan. 
   
Made in us
Stalwart Space Marine




Norfolk, VA

*Ultimately, the scene culminates with Commissar Wasabi making a scrumball tackle that would shatter the bones of a man less than a Catachan guardsman and dragging Russki to the tank hanger as if he were a spoiled child.*

Now, when you were up here attempting to "feed" the machine spirit, you mistakenly spilt a little acid.

*Indicates a tiny, almost molecular spot of burned paint*

As a way to make it up to this elegant piece of machinery, you've won yourself the noble task of repainting it for Commander Sigmund.

*Hands him a bucket of cherise paint and a paintbrush of a size that would be much better suited to the task of cleaning one's teeth before settling into a corner to watch the private as he works*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/06/23 06:44:32


Lord Commisar Wasabi, Catachan 222nd

Check out hlaine.larkin's 222nd Catachan guardsmen unit, and apply today! Take the place of a model in an actual army, see how your model and those of your fellow dakkaites fare in combat!

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/365557.page#2744301 
   
Made in gb
Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator




England

Wow Commissar Wasabi is a strict regulartor ^.^

*watches Russki as he start painting*

I like it

*smiles*

DeathKorps of Krieg: 2000pts
Looking for a new army to start.

Hale Valence: "Star of Terra", Assassin/Pysker.
La' Haedras: Farseer and Autarch.
Kiku Heldrin: Living saint, Company champion.
La' Yonthar: Archon.
Other character: Ferrerreo Jedi. 
   
Made in np
Clousseau






http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php

now all I have to to today is *looks at duty roster* Ahh patch up the holes that Russki blew in the latrine...




Im on chat

"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary  
   
Made in gb
Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator




England

what job should I do today?

DeathKorps of Krieg: 2000pts
Looking for a new army to start.

Hale Valence: "Star of Terra", Assassin/Pysker.
La' Haedras: Farseer and Autarch.
Kiku Heldrin: Living saint, Company champion.
La' Yonthar: Archon.
Other character: Ferrerreo Jedi. 
   
Made in np
Clousseau






http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php

try... harassing the...psykers

"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary  
   
Made in np
Clousseau






http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php

come chat everybody!

"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary  
   
Made in gb
Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator




England

Come to the chat everyone!!

DeathKorps of Krieg: 2000pts
Looking for a new army to start.

Hale Valence: "Star of Terra", Assassin/Pysker.
La' Haedras: Farseer and Autarch.
Kiku Heldrin: Living saint, Company champion.
La' Yonthar: Archon.
Other character: Ferrerreo Jedi. 
   
Made in np
Clousseau






http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php

that is an order! get on the chat now! uh...sirs...

"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary  
   
Made in gb
Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator




England

me and my servo-skull assisstant of Sterling will be back later ^.^

DeathKorps of Krieg: 2000pts
Looking for a new army to start.

Hale Valence: "Star of Terra", Assassin/Pysker.
La' Haedras: Farseer and Autarch.
Kiku Heldrin: Living saint, Company champion.
La' Yonthar: Archon.
Other character: Ferrerreo Jedi. 
   
Made in au
Storm Trooper with Maglight






I can't get into the chat. It's just sitting on the loading screen doin' nuffin.

But that's okay. I'm so tired I went to the shop on my way home, bought the wrong thing (only went and got one thing) and didn't realise until I left the shopping centre I got something else entirely.

ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

NVM. Working now. But feeling v.lonely....

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/06/23 10:14:40


-Cadian Commander

able to snatch defeat from the jaws of the surest victories.


Catachan 222nd Regiment Command Squad Gamma Platoon: Captain JKB JayneKateBob (JKB) Sniper (loving her longlas more than any man)


 
   
Made in gb
Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator




England

I'm back and the chat is empty :S
except for JKB ^.^

DeathKorps of Krieg: 2000pts
Looking for a new army to start.

Hale Valence: "Star of Terra", Assassin/Pysker.
La' Haedras: Farseer and Autarch.
Kiku Heldrin: Living saint, Company champion.
La' Yonthar: Archon.
Other character: Ferrerreo Jedi. 
   
Made in au
Storm Trooper with Maglight






Where are my boys, Maa and Kraken? I havent heard from them for a good long while...

-Cadian Commander

able to snatch defeat from the jaws of the surest victories.


Catachan 222nd Regiment Command Squad Gamma Platoon: Captain JKB JayneKateBob (JKB) Sniper (loving her longlas more than any man)


 
   
Made in gb
Legendary Dogfighter




Wherever the Catachan 222nd is!

I don't know... i may fire them..
   
Made in au
Storm Trooper with Maglight






<sniff> My boys...I might see if I can rustle them up.

-Cadian Commander

able to snatch defeat from the jaws of the surest victories.


Catachan 222nd Regiment Command Squad Gamma Platoon: Captain JKB JayneKateBob (JKB) Sniper (loving her longlas more than any man)


 
   
Made in za
Reverent Tech-Adept






Baal

"General Smeugal here to lead the suicide charge sir!"

Smeugal Fan. For some reson i feel that i am in the wrong place  
   
Made in gb
Legendary Dogfighter




Wherever the Catachan 222nd is!

you arn't a general smeagul
   
Made in gb
Legendary Dogfighter




Wherever the Catachan 222nd is!

Regimental news...

As of this moment the following ranks are awarded.

Sniper Maa- Master Sniper
Master Sniper JK- Liutenant (platoon Gamma)
Tank Commander Sigmund-RSM (and command of) Platoon Alpha
   
Made in np
Clousseau






http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php

so...

"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary  
   
 
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