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Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*points to the bathroom*
It was when that weird Ravener showed up and brought a bunch of weird looking tyranids here

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*smashes into the bathroom and sets fire to everything*

BURN XENOS!

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Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*Lictor dies horribly*
I think big and nasty over there *points to 2bj1* may be displeased with you, he mentioned wanting to kill it himself.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*emerges from bathroom covered in soot and gore*

Many challenges were in that room, but no r'ku was to be found. They were similar in structure, but were not what I am hunting. But you had no right for taking my trophies from me.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*points to Selym*
Talk to him, he set the room on fire. As for what you're hunting, can't help you there, those Zerg were the only xenos we've fought here in a while.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

*To 2bj1*

"One of our Observers reported unknown alien activity south of here, however it has since ceased transmitting. Perhaps you might start your search there."

*Turns to fellow Protoss*

"It seems that the Terrans around here have somewhat itchy trigger fingers. Be on your guard."

*Protoss Zealots start guarding the entrance to the Protoss base, keeping a watchful eye on everyone else.*

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 40 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Sits on a bench and watches folk pass by] Speak for yourself, I don't carry weapons.
Makes me... Tetchy and excitable. [Looks at feet]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

Looks like the aliens are the ones coming in force...

*Walks over to protoss*

Where are your mouths?


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*nods to ZergSmasher*

Them I must investigate. It does sound like the r'ku to ensure they are not being monitored. It will be a great fight, they are my greatest enemy, and the best of all trophies comes from their heads. I will either see you all bearing a new cloak and banner of xenomorph skin, or I will not come back at all.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

*To 2bj1*

"May Adun guide you to victory, friend."

*To ZK*

"We don't need mouths, Terran. We speak with our minds, and we have other means of getting nourishment for our bodies."

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 40 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Like plants do?


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

Terran? Never been called that before... Fantastic armor you got there.. er... alien.. you guys stay on watch... and don't kill us..

*Notices bar and grabs a beer*

Not gonna even question where I am... Just gonna blame Richards for making me walk in that portal... donkey-cave...

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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

OOC:
 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Sits on a bench and watches folk pass by] Speak for yourself, I don't carry weapons.
Makes me... Tetchy and excitable. [Looks at feet]
Why are we up at all hours of the day/night?

BIC:
*reloads the flamer, and checks the Heresy-O-Meter*

4.1. Hmm...
   
Made in us
Changing Our Legion's Name





OOC: Finally a chance to use the machine spirit network

BIC: THE FETH DID YOU JUST SAY? (This was the best pic I could find for this.)

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Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

OOC: Thank God BT



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Human culture continues to astonish me!

   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 BlackTemplar707 wrote:

BIC: THE FETH DID YOU JUST SAY? (This was the best pic I could find for this.)

WELCOME BROTHER OF THE RAVEN GUARD! HAVE YOU SAID YOUR 400 BENEDICTIONS TO THE EMPEROR THIS FINE MORNING?
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

BADRUKK: Hold on. Aren't the Raven Guard the slowest group of space marines?

*Murray comes out and marks Badrukk's legs*

BADRUKK: Stupid Cat!

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*scratches his head nervously*
More Space Marines? This tends to lead to Guardsmen dying horribly in suicide charges long enough for the Astartes to take all the credit.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*uncloaks in the middle of the room draped in a xenomorph's skin carrying a sack of xenomorph skulls*

The nest is slain. I am victorious. Now I must find a new prey to hunt.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 War Kitten wrote:
*scratches his head nervously*
More Space Marines? This tends to lead to Guardsmen dying horribly in suicide charges long enough for the Astartes to take all the credit.
We Templars do not "take all the credit", as all the credit belongs to us anyway. We simply expand the Imperium's borders to encompass it.
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*snorts*
Yeah. Right. *walks back to Guard Barracks to go take a nap*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Taps on Butter Tank which unlocks hatches] [Escorts other commissar from jail to butter tank, avoiding the marines]
Just stay quiet, look straight ahead, don't say anything. [CBC stops to look at a flower]

...! Come on. [Pulls him gently]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*helps BC pull CBC to the Butter Tank*
Come on, let's get you in the Tank..
*Daemonette pops out and gently pulls CBC into the Tank*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*begins setting up surveillance cameras and traps*

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Brothas! I bring music!


   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Revulsion causes every subsumed device nearby to physically shudder and recoil*

What the everliving feth is that?!



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Stehl rehn!

*several Bluhd Rehvens drop pod in*

Brothas, we shall take thehm!

*the Rehverns pick up the Butter Tank, and move it to a pickup site, for extraction*
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*Wave of Guardsmen overwhelm the Blood Ravens and take the Butter Tank back to the Guard Barracks*
This tank is ours!

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*watches skirmish before sneaking into the guardsmen barracks*

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
 
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