King of the Hill

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**snurl**

The hill sinks to the bottom and smashes dread Ry'leh. This awakens Cthulhu. And man is he pissed.

Eldritch Hill

**Guardsmen Bob**

Cthulhu takes the hill to the surface, and shouts

"Xni zee qui nessa LVi!" and goes back to sleep.
(Damn kids, keep your ____ off my lawn!)

Returned Hill

**PredaKhaine**

I train the hill to fetch and herd sheep.

1 man and his dog hill

**Panzer1944**

Dog gets rabies. Man is forced to put down dog.

Lonely man’s hill.

**Guardsmen Bob**

Lonely man hires a prostitute.

Make Out Hill.

**Guardsmen Bob**

Gruesome murders take place on the hill, and the thing that committed them isn't captured.

Murder's Hill.

**snurl**

More murders, unsolved.

Serial Hill

**Guardsmen Bob**

Unsolved Murders does a show about the place.

Famous Hill.

**mudhutman222**

Justin Beiber sing a song about the hill. Bleeding ear hill

**snurl**

The Hill makes the bad noise stop by consuming Justin in a fault collapse. Everyone is grateful.

Helpful Hill

**Guardsmen Bob**

After everyone goes home, the hobos start up a small shanty town on the hill.

Hobo Hill.

**Overlord Thraka**

The weird boyz take over the shanty town.

Hostile takeover hill

**marrowick**

Ahriman uses his superior psychic skill to destroy the weirdboyz.

Hill of the Thousand Sons

**sing your life**

I run ahriman over in my "borrowed" toyota.

Vocaloid hill.

**Guardsmen Bob**

I take back my toyota, and drive off.

Stranded Hill.

**snurl**

The hill consumes sing your life through osmosis.

Hungry Hill

**sing your life**

I was protected because I got the toyota back from Bob and I'm sitting in it.

Toyota hill.

**Guardsmen Bob**

I take my toyota back again, and drive off. This time I decide to have a security system in it.

Left for Dead Hill.

**snurl**

The hill is a zombie magnet.

Dawn of the Dead Hill

**PredaKhaine**

I turf the top of the hill.

Toupee hill.

**sing your life**

I turn into a dragon and burn anyone on the hill.

Dov hill.

**marrowick**

A knight fights the dragon and gets burned to a crisp but the dragon forgets his oven mitts and burns his hands. He goes back to his cave to recooperate.

Borrowed time hill

**Guardsmen Bob**

The Hill makes a deal with the devil, and becomes immortal and infused with dark powers.

Evil Hill.

**sing your life**

I hire a bunch of monks to cleanse it.

Blessed hill.

**snurl**

The Monks are corrupted in the process. They become apes...........
..............wait for it.........
Bad Monkey Hill

**PredaKhaine**

I teach the monkeys to play disco bass.

Funky Monkey hill...

**marrowick**

The monkeys find the monks monastery and learn much. They move to earth and turn it into the planet of the apes. Then the still evil hill becomes part of the chaos empire as the Devil was actually Slaneesh.

Chaoticly evil hill.

**Guardsmen Bob**

The evil Monkeys find books on law, and order. Tiring of chaos, the monkeys found their own empire...but are still evil.

Lawful Evil Monkey Empire Hill.

**snurl**

The hill is avoided by all. it is.......

The Lonely Mountain.

**Guardsmen Bob**

Taking my magic key to the right spot, I unlock the hill, and claim it for myself.

King of the Hill.