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2013/09/02 03:46:54
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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After unlocking the hill and claiming it, An angry dragon claims it back.
Smaug Hill
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2013/09/02 07:25:21
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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The Dragon gets beaten up by the stunticons.
Menasor Hill.
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 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/09/07 04:08:39
Subject: King of the Hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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While the stunticons beat up the dragon, I steal the hill and hide it in the woods.
My Hill.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2013/09/07 12:22:15
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get lost in the woods when you leave the path.
Unmapped Hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/09/07 15:43:36
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
ERROR 223781: This user is currently at large and has no fixed position
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The hill come to a little candy cottage in the woods and goes to take a closer look
Unsuspecting hill
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Long live the Chaos Space Marines!!!                  |
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2013/09/08 00:55:49
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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The hill devours the tasty cottage.
Sweet tooth Hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/09/08 01:41:44
Subject: King of the Hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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The Hill gets cavities, and the dentist has to drill it.
Oil Rich Hill.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2013/09/02 20:11:16
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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The hill resists the drilling and breaks all the drill bits.
Hard Hill
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/09/09 10:38:00
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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I blow the hill up.
Collection of pebbles hill.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/09/09 14:46:53
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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I use the wabbajack on the hill to turn it into a sweetroll.
Sweetroll hill.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2013/09/09 14:50:39
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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I give the sweetroll to fimmion in exchange for his magic trousers.
Once he's round the corner, I kill him and take the sweetroll back.
Shimmering Isle Hill.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/09/09 15:00:22
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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The hill is still a sweet roll, so I steal it when you aren't looking.
Heisted hill.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2013/09/10 01:26:22
Subject: King of the Hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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During your escape you run into a police ambush!
Snitch Hill.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2013/09/10 17:24:57
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
ERROR 223781: This user is currently at large and has no fixed position
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But the police are corrupted by the sweetness of the sweet roll and handcuff you to a post and fight amongst themselves.
Corruption hill
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Long live the Chaos Space Marines!!! |
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2013/09/11 01:58:36
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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The corruption is noticed and favored by Chaos.
Chosen Hill
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/09/11 14:24:48
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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The chosen hill rolls on the boon table. The hills ascends to demonhood.
DP Hill.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/09/11 16:19:58
Subject: King of the Hill
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Black Captain of Carn Dûm
Were there be dragons....
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A swarm off termites erupt from the ground around you and drag you screaming and crying back into the ground. My Hill
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"As a customer, I'd really like to like GW, but they seem to hate me." - Ouze 
"All politicians are upperclass idiots"
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2013/09/11 17:32:17
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
ERROR 223781: This user is currently at large and has no fixed position
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But the hill remains untouched.
Still DP hill.
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Long live the Chaos Space Marines!!! |
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2013/09/11 21:05:20
Subject: King of the Hill
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Booming Thunderer
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crowe appears to fight the daemon incursion and wins
grey knight hill
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 burn all witches  kill all heretics  |
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2013/09/12 07:17:29
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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The hill paints the grey knights red with their own blood.
Then, with a leap and a hearty "Hi-Ho Silver"
its
The Lone Hill
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/09/12 07:53:12
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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The hill gets an awesome soundtrack for itself, then decides to make a film. Then it invites Joey from friends to star...
Lost in Space Hill (also sad hill now it realises what its done)
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/09/13 04:44:30
Subject: King of the Hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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I give the hill a mind wipe, and make it believe that I am it's master.
My (mind cleansed) Hill.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2013/09/13 07:11:56
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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The hill tries to sit on your lap.
Free hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/09/14 00:16:28
Subject: King of the Hill
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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I push it off.
Not a lap-hill anymoar
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2013/09/14 01:08:18
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
ERROR 223781: This user is currently at large and has no fixed position
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I catch and raise it as my own personal combat servitor.
Retinue Hill
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Long live the Chaos Space Marines!!! |
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2013/09/14 07:56:06
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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The hill turns on you.
Rabid Hill
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/09/14 21:44:05
Subject: King of the Hill
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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I cure rabies
Medical Science hill
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2013/09/15 03:30:25
Subject: King of the Hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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You're cure turns the hill into a zombie.
Man-eater Hill
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2013/09/15 07:14:23
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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The zombie hill grows bigger.
Morbid Mountain.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/09/15 13:36:34
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
ERROR 223781: This user is currently at large and has no fixed position
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It is found that the "doctor" was actually Typhus.
Plague Zombie hill.
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Long live the Chaos Space Marines!!! |
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