King of the Hill

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**PredaKhaine**

The hill sneezes and blasts all the nurgle plague zombies off've itself. Then they are all shot by a guy with a very powerful gun.
Magnum Hill

**snurl**

The hill lurks in the shadows.

Hidden Hill

**Overlord Thraka**

I point a flashlight at the darkness.

Lighted hill

**snurl**

The hill freezes in the spotlight.

Stage Fright Hill.

**PredaKhaine**

I teach the hill how to unfreeze on stage and show it the joys of using dry ice while rising through the floor playing a guitar solo in spandex.

Final Countdown Hill

**snurl**

The hill attempts this but doesn't quite fit through the hole in the stage and literally rocks the house down.

Hard Rock Hill

**marrowick**

3,000 years later miners find the hill and put it in a museum.

On display hill

**Guardsmen Bob**

Kids go over the ropes, and play on the hill.

Damn Kids Hill.

**Overlord Thraka**

I lure the kids away with free candy.

Child catcher hill

**Guardsmen Bob**

The hill doesn't know how to properly sacrifice children, and they get bored.

Fail Hill.

**snurl**

The hill suffers from depression.

Inverted Hill

**Guardsmen Bob**

The hill recovers with love, support, and pills.

Feeling Better Hill.

**PredaKhaine**

The hill gets annoyed with all the strange occurances that keep happening to it and decideds to raise an army.
It renames itself. Maximus Hillificus, leader of the armies of the north.

Gladiator hill.

**snurl**

The hill and its armies conquor all before them. The hill is named emperor.

Hail Hill !

**Guardsmen Bob**

The Hill is assassinated, and a prisoner is entrusted with the royal amulet to find the next Emperor Hill.

Oblivion Hill.

**marrowick**

But the dark apostle Joe revives the hill as a daemonic servant of chaos.

**Guardsmen Bob**

Sadly, Joe sucks at making contracts, and the daemon finds a loophole. Joe is eaten.

Sloppy Joe Hill.

**snurl**

The Sloppy Joe is too spicy, the hill gets indigestion.

Heartburn Hill.

**PredaKhaine**

I give the hill an indigestion tablet.

I teach the Hill to fight crime. It isn't the hero the world wants, and tbh, its not one they need either. The hill becomes disillusioned and gives up crime fighting
I try to tempt it out of retirement, but the hill gets angry and becomes a supervillian. It then destroys all other hills so it can be unique.

THE Hill.

**Guardsmen Bob**

I use super heretical technology to summon The (good) Hill from an alternate earth. The two hills do battle.

Crisis on Two Hill.

**marrowick**

But all the DC and Marvel heroes are brought over by Ahriman to stop the conflict. While they are doing that the Chaos Space Marines take over both universes.

Duped hill

**Guardsmen Bob**

Meanwhile, in a different dimension, I claim a hill.

King of an Alternate Dimension's Hill

**snurl**

Its the farm dimension.

Dung Hill

**PredaKhaine**

The Dung hill is taken over by ants who organise it into many small hills.

Ant Hill Mobs hill.

In the meantime, the real hill from the original dimension uses its godlike powers to perform a factory reset on its own universe - thus preventing the chaos marines from invading both universes and it puts the dc and marvel superheroes back where they came from. This also negates the ant hill mob hills.
I give the hill a biscuit and it becomes my friend.

My Hill.

**snurl**

The hill tries to sit in your lap.
Heavy Hill

**Overlord Thraka**

I push it off

"Bad hill!"

**marrowick**

I comfort the hill and tell him you didn't mean it.

Lied to hill

**Guardsmen Bob**

I stab the hill with a flag.

My Hill.

**marrowick**

Your flag went into his leg and now he is paralyzed from the waist down.

Angry crippled hill

**PredaKhaine**

The Hill builds itself a flying wheelchair and develops extreme psychic powers.

Professor Hill