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Wraithlordmechanic wrote:Okay Saint hazard, We Get It; you don't like blood angels. You don't have to post after anyone says they play BA and mock them. you're starting to sound like a 12 year old with a chip on his shoulder...

As long as there is yet a person who does not understand how I feel about Blood Angels, then my work is not done.

Did a blood angel touch one of your fire warriors in an inappropriate place?

timetowaste85 wrote:Did a blood angel touch one of your fire warriors in an inappropriate place?

I'm trying to come up with something witty to say, but I just can't.

Oh well. Maybe inspiration will strike later.

SaintHazard wrote:

Wraithlordmechanic wrote:Okay Saint hazard, We Get It; you don't like blood angels. You don't have to post after anyone says they play BA and mock them. you're starting to sound like a 12 year old with a chip on his shoulder...

As long as there is yet a person who does not understand how I feel about Blood Angels, then my work is not done.

It's funny that you think they care.

Wraithlordmechanic wrote:

SaintHazard wrote:

Wraithlordmechanic wrote:Okay Saint hazard, We Get It; you don't like blood angels. You don't have to post after anyone says they play BA and mock them. you're starting to sound like a 12 year old with a chip on his shoulder...

As long as there is yet a person who does not understand how I feel about Blood Angels, then my work is not done.

It's funny that you think they care.

You obviously do.

SaintHazard wrote:

Wraithlordmechanic wrote:

SaintHazard wrote:

Wraithlordmechanic wrote:Okay Saint hazard, We Get It; you don't like blood angels. You don't have to post after anyone says they play BA and mock them. you're starting to sound like a 12 year old with a chip on his shoulder...

As long as there is yet a person who does not understand how I feel about Blood Angels, then my work is not done.

It's funny that you think they care.

You obviously do.

Well I've got all this troll food... It'd be a shame to let it go to waste...

Saint, if it makes you feel any better, none of my emo-space vampires sparkle. And they have never given an impromptu prostate exam to a firewarrior yet. Just other blood angels, dark angels, necrons, space marines and chaos space marines. So please feel no need to hate my blood angels, but I promise I will join you in the hate of all emo-space vampires with sparklies on their faces

SaintHazard wrote:

timetowaste85 wrote:Did a blood angel touch one of your fire warriors in an inappropriate place?

I'm trying to come up with something witty to say, but I just can't.

Oh well. Maybe inspiration will strike later.

"N-no Gue'la!"

Kas'rii shuddered in fear as the hulking Blood Red warrior pinned his arms against the wall. His whole squad had been wiped out, and now these brutal humans took him prisoner for who knows what.

The monster chuckled, and casually squeezed his hands tightly shut. Kas'rii's arm-covers were destroyed, the fingers of the giant squeezing through them like a Power-blade through butter.

Truly, Kas'rii had never seen a Gue'la quite this size. More than twice his height, and almost as large as one of the Tau's prized Crisis Suits, these fighting Machine-men ripped through their forces like paper. Festooned with ornamentation, the gaudy Marines would have looked more like a decorated Priest than a warrior, were it not for the Ruby-Red armor encasing his form. Skulls and Blood Drops covered him like snow upon a tree in the heart of winter, but the needless decoration merely disguised their monstrous strength and skill.

The Space Marine brought the Fire Warriors arms together, and gripped them with one hand. Leering at the child-like form of the quivering Tau, one hand reached to his victims thigh, and he effortlessly ripped the armor off of him.

Kas'rii began to realize what the Marine planned, nay, was in the middle of doing.

"Gue'la! What are you doing!"

The Marine said nothing, and continued to de-clothe the Tau.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"


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You have imaginations that I'm in the middle of sullying, and last time I checked this board was relatively worksafe. So no, I'm not continuing this, not now, not ever.

^ Oh lawd, I laughed. I shouldn't have, but I did. That's awful, dude.

Wraithlordmechanic wrote:

SaintHazard wrote:

Wraithlordmechanic wrote:

SaintHazard wrote:

Wraithlordmechanic wrote:Okay Saint hazard, We Get It; you don't like blood angels. You don't have to post after anyone says they play BA and mock them. you're starting to sound like a 12 year old with a chip on his shoulder...

As long as there is yet a person who does not understand how I feel about Blood Angels, then my work is not done.

It's funny that you think they care.

You obviously do.

Well I've got all this troll food... It'd be a shame to let it go to waste...

Sir, I will have you know, I am no troll. I am a h8er. This is an important distinction! I don't drink all that h8orade for nothing!

timetowaste85 wrote:Saint, if it makes you feel any better, none of my emo-space vampires sparkle. And they have never given an impromptu prostate exam to a firewarrior yet. Just other blood angels, dark angels, necrons, space marines and chaos space marines. So please feel no need to hate my blood angels, but I promise I will join you in the hate of all emo-space vampires with sparklies on their faces

Well now my Fire Warriors just feel left out.

Way to go, dude. Real classy.

The new BA army.Hate them

Thank you Haddi, you just made my day. I can't stop laughing at that wonderful interpretation of my question to Saint. Thumbs up!

And Saint, I haven't had the chance to play against Tau yet...my only friend who plays them boxed them up in favor of Chaos Space Marines and...*gasp* Blood Angels. Hahahahaha. Red power armor FTW!

timetowaste85 wrote:Thank you Haddi, you just made my day. I can't stop laughing at that wonderful interpretation of my question to Saint. Thumbs up!

Well, I made one person happy. I'm just wondering

(a) When the mods are going to crack down on this one
(b) How many Tau players this is going to scar for life.

Haddi wrote:

timetowaste85 wrote:Thank you Haddi, you just made my day. I can't stop laughing at that wonderful interpretation of my question to Saint. Thumbs up!

Well, I made one person happy. I'm just wondering

(a) When the mods are going to crack down on this one
(b) How many Tau players this is going to scar for life.

(a) I hope never,
(b) If they've got a sense of humor, none.

And I hope any Slaaneshi lovers aren't reaching for their...parts...after this story

Haddi wrote:

SaintHazard wrote:

timetowaste85 wrote:Did a blood angel touch one of your fire warriors in an inappropriate place?

I'm trying to come up with something witty to say, but I just can't.

Oh well. Maybe inspiration will strike later.

"N-no Gue'la!"

Kas'rii shuddered in fear as the hulking Blood Red warrior pinned his arms against the wall. His whole squad had been wiped out, and now these brutal humans took him prisoner for who knows what.

The monster chuckled, and casually squeezed his hands tightly shut. Kas'rii's arm-covers were destroyed, the fingers of the giant squeezing through them like a Power-blade through butter.

Truly, Kas'rii had never seen a Gue'la quite this size. More than twice his height, and almost as large as one of the Tau's prized Crisis Suits, these fighting Machine-men ripped through their forces like paper. Festooned with ornamentation, the gaudy Marines would have looked more like a decorated Priest than a warrior, were it not for the Ruby-Red armor encasing his form. Skulls and Blood Drops covered him like snow upon a tree in the heart of winter, but the needless decoration merely disguised their monstrous strength and skill.

The Space Marine brought the Fire Warriors arms together, and gripped them with one hand. Leering at the child-like form of the quivering Tau, one hand reached to his victims thigh, and he effortlessly ripped the armor off of him.

Kas'rii began to realize what the Marine planned, nay, was in the middle of doing.

"Gue'la! What are you doing!"

The Marine said nothing, and continued to de-clothe the Tau.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"


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You have imaginations that I'm in the middle of sullying, and last time I checked this board was relatively worksafe. So no, I'm not continuing this, not now, not ever.

Sounds Like he was about to deep strike in to the tau's rear echelon... Surprise!

timetowaste85 wrote:And I hope any Slaaneshi lovers aren't reaching for their...parts...after this story

I love how you said parts, plural, instead of singular.

"Why are you so pent up?"

"BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH HANDS!"

Well, it's a known fact that followers of Slaanesh have many areas that can be stimulated through the reading of perverse tales of BA on Tau literature. So I felt "parts" was appropriate. The modquisition is gonna come down hard on us...aren't they?

Epilogue to the story above-



"Kas'rii, are you saying that these...Blood Angels, simply let you go after destroying the entire Strike Force save for you?"

"That's exactly what I'm saying."

"I need to hear more details, sit down and tell me."

"I'd...rather stand."

FIN-

Haddi wrote:I love how you said parts, plural, instead of singular.

"Why are you so pent up?"

"BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH HANDS!"

Awesome.


BA annoy me.
DE annoy me. (Spikey Space Elf Specialist pirates laden with Skimmers? No, the OTHER Spikey Space Elf Specialist pirates laden with Skimmers!)

Either that or armies using 2+ codexes simultaneously.

2+ codexes at the same time suck...it may not be cheating, but it's wrong in every way.

Teach me of the ways of 2+ simultaneous Codices, how does that work in ONE army?

Haddi: Using Daemon Hunters/Witch Hunters with any imperial list

timetowaste85 wrote:Haddi: Using Daemon Hunters/Witch Hunters with any imperial list

That ticks people off?

I never really thought of that as 2 Codices...I haven't seen Daemon/Witch Hunters at my GW at all, I think they're extinct round these parts.

While I'm rather amused with the direction this thread as taken, I must warn you

Its shenanigans like this blood angel- tau fan fiction which caused the collapse of the eldar empire, and birthed a chaos god of decadency.

well actually... I'll bet the eldar were doing even more messed up stuff back then, and I'm sure the dark eldar still are.

oh well, carry on, in the Grimdark of the 41st millennium. clearly EVERYTHING goes.

akaean wrote:While I'm rather amused with the direction this thread as taken, I must warn you

Its shenanigans like this blood angel- tau fan fiction which caused the collapse of the eldar empire, and birthed a chaos god of decadency.

well actually... I'll bet the eldar were doing even more messed up stuff back then, and I'm sure the dark eldar still are.

oh well, carry on, in the Grimdark of the 41st millennium. clearly EVERYTHING goes.

inb4 Blood Angel/Tau Eye Of Terror Spawning event happens in the actual lore.

God damn you Blood Angel/Tau, you decadent/magnificent Bastards.

Daemons, because they don't even seem like they fit into the universe. They should only be in warhammmer fantasy.

GalacticDefender wrote:Daemons, because they don't even seem like they fit into the universe. They should only be in warhammmer fantasy.

Hold on, Daemons as an army, or as a concept?

I agree that only Fantasy has any tentative graspings at a justification for Daemons marching along in organized regiments, and that 40k has no business for Daemons to be going around in organized squads, but Daemons are a part of 40k.

Haddi wrote:

GalacticDefender wrote:Daemons, because they don't even seem like they fit into the universe. They should only be in warhammmer fantasy.

Hold on, Daemons as an army, or as a concept?

I agree that only Fantasy has any tentative graspings at a justification for Daemons marching along in organized regiments, and that 40k has no business for Daemons to be going around in organized squads, but Daemons are a part of 40k.

A huge part. They're the basis for or closely tied to about a third of the Imperium's enemies.