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Chaps, were British. They arent "Yo momma" jokes, they are "your mother" jokes.
My favourite one at school was..
"Your mother is so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death"
We are arming Syrian rebels who support ISIS, who is fighting Iran, who is fighting Iraq who we also support against ISIS, while fighting Kurds who we support while they are fighting Syrian rebels.
Pink is sexy, lady gaga is a man, katy perry only looks good post-photoshop (i need to invent a kind of beer goggle photoshop thing, i"d make millions) Teh biebtard, susan boyle, and that scary lady licking her foot so far are tied.
Not sure I have a favourite Yo Motha but i do have a favourite retort:
"Comon' mate Mums are out, speaking of which what time do you want the fat b!t@h back?". Many a decent scrap has started to that!
Now to be fair to Miss Ditto who would look that good when you are soo pished that you are trying to eat yor own foot? The girl drinks like a fish but damn she can wail. This came on the radio yesterday and I rocked that traffic jam like a demon to this:
Also on the topic at hand I offer Skin from Skunk Anansie. Not sure she belongs as I have a weird attraction/revulsion thing for her. It's not the hair or lack of it, just a certain something. A bit too vulcan perhaps?
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How do you promote your Hobby? - Legoburner "I run some crappy wargaming website "
Yea I know exactly what your talking about with Skin. Shes uglyhot somehow. I think its an angle thing..... certain angles she looks good, others you want to take a shower just from thinkin about it. Great voice though
Why not Ill add my fav of theirs
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KingCracker wrote:Yea I know exactly what your talking about with Skin. Shes uglyhot somehow. I think its an angle thing..... certain angles she looks good, others you want to take a shower just from thinkin about it. Great voice though
Why not Ill add my fav of theirs
Sorry mate, Skin is fething gopping. The only angle she could look good in, is "if she was wearing a balaclava and standing behind me angle"
We are arming Syrian rebels who support ISIS, who is fighting Iran, who is fighting Iraq who we also support against ISIS, while fighting Kurds who we support while they are fighting Syrian rebels.
KingCracker wrote:Yea I know exactly what your talking about with Skin. Shes uglyhot somehow. I think its an angle thing..... certain angles she looks good, others you want to take a shower just from thinkin about it. Great voice though
Why not Ill add my fav of theirs
Sorry mate, Skin is fething gopping. The only angle she could look good in, is "if she was wearing a balaclava and standing behind me angle"
Albatross wrote:Talent makes people hotter. If you can play an instrument or sing, people tend to take their clothes off for you.
Skin is very talented, therefore her attractiveness increases by roughly 50%.
Science!
Talent doesn't get you laid, being popular does. So sayeth Cannerus.
Also if all anyone cared about was how talented or skilled a vocalist is, opera would be on everywhere. No one actually cares about that, they listen to what they like to hear and tend to catch the subtlety in what they like much more easily. I know there are singers I like who are interesting or passionate though their range is short.
@EA: I lol'd
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Albatross wrote:Talent makes people hotter. If you can play an instrument or sing, people tend to take their clothes off for you.
Skin is very talented, therefore her attractiveness increases by roughly 50%.
Science!
Talent doesn't get you laid, being popular does. So sayeth Cannerus.
Having been a musician for most of my life, I would respectfully disagree. The opposite sex definitely finds musical ability attractive.
Also if all anyone cared about was how talented or skilled a vocalist is, opera would be on everywhere. No one actually cares about that, they listen to what they like to hear and tend to catch the subtlety in what they like much more easily. I know there are singers I like who are interesting or passionate though their range is short.
I think you're confusing talent with technical ability.
Albatross wrote:Talent makes people hotter. If you can play an instrument or sing, people tend to take their clothes off for you.
Skin is very talented, therefore her attractiveness increases by roughly 50%.
Science!
Talent doesn't get you laid, being popular does. So sayeth Cannerus.
Having been a musician for most of my life, I would respectfully disagree. The opposite sex definitely finds musical ability attractive.
Yeah Cannerus, Alby is much uglier than handsome Matty, but he has always had more women chasing him.
Thats logic there mate. Women are weird!
We are arming Syrian rebels who support ISIS, who is fighting Iran, who is fighting Iraq who we also support against ISIS, while fighting Kurds who we support while they are fighting Syrian rebels.
I'm just saying, I can get up in front of a crowd of drunk college girls and play a well-composed ballad compiling the history of the US since World War I or I could grab a mic and spurt some auto-tuned crap about sex and drinking over some heavy beats. Which one is more likely to get me laid?
No, I agree with the musicians = hotter argument. I worked with this girl that was fairly attractive, and completely into me. So I took her out a few times and things were really starting to go places. Then, a fellow at our work, said "hey come to my bands show tomorrow night" and she left me in the dust to date the other guy, and he had a good 100pounds on me, and was hideous. Im not talking because Im a man and dont look at men that way, I do, sometimes if a fellow looks good, ya just have to acknowledge that. Not him though, incredibly fat, bad skin, greasy hair. And the worst part was, they had nothing in common, but it all came down to him being in a band.
KingCracker wrote:No, I agree with the musicians = hotter argument. I worked with this girl that was fairly attractive, and completely into me. So I took her out a few times and things were really starting to go places. Then, a fellow at our work, said "hey come to my bands show tomorrow night" and she left me in the dust to date the other guy, and he had a good 100pounds on me, and was hideous. Im not talking because Im a man and dont look at men that way, I do, sometimes if a fellow looks good, ya just have to acknowledge that. Not him though, incredibly fat, bad skin, greasy hair. And the worst part was, they had nothing in common, but it all came down to him being in a band.
Fer realz
My point is, if she had to choose between that guy and aforementioned auto-tuned sex and drinking song guy, the latter would win. So I hypothesize.
Back on topic, this Dev person I'm hearing on the radio is not horribly unattractive by any stretch, but her face isn't worth looking at twice.
In the "In the Dark" video I kept desperately wanting her to have more clothes on.
KingCracker wrote:No, I agree with the musicians = hotter argument. I worked with this girl that was fairly attractive, and completely into me. So I took her out a few times and things were really starting to go places. Then, a fellow at our work, said "hey come to my bands show tomorrow night" and she left me in the dust to date the other guy, and he had a good 100pounds on me, and was hideous. Im not talking because Im a man and dont look at men that way, I do, sometimes if a fellow looks good, ya just have to acknowledge that. Not him though, incredibly fat, bad skin, greasy hair. And the worst part was, they had nothing in common, but it all came down to him being in a band.
Fer realz
My point is, if she had to choose between that guy and aforementioned auto-tuned sex and drinking song guy, the latter would win. So I hypothesize.
Back on topic, this Dev person I'm hearing on the radio is not horribly unattractive by any stretch, but her face isn't worth looking at twice.
In the "In the Dark" video I kept desperately wanting her to have more clothes on.
That person looks pretty good to me although, if you could put a name to the face or provide more pics then I would be able to make a better judgement.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
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