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FITZZ wrote: Dez...she looks a bit like a less attractive Jennifer Love Hewitt.

I didn't get any pics of her when I typed in "Dez". Also about tattooed girls, I prefer my gals without the tats but it isn't a deal breaker for me either, if someone's hot it's going to take a little more than some strange

markings made of ink to scare me away.

I reckon Amy Winehouse right now is the ugliest...although not as bad as when she was alive...

Cheesecat wrote:

FITZZ wrote: Dez...she looks a bit like a less attractive Jennifer Love Hewitt.

I didn't get any pics of her when I typed in "Dez". Also about tattooed girls, I prefer my gals without the tats but it isn't a deal breaker for me either, if someone's hot it's going to take a little more than some strange

markings made of ink to scare me away.

Try Dez-singer...

And as far as tattoos...seeing as I am covered in them 'd be a bit of a hypocrite if I turned my nose up at a girl who has ink...not to mention I find tattooed women very...very attractive.

FITZZ wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

FITZZ wrote: Dez...she looks a bit like a less attractive Jennifer Love Hewitt.

I didn't get any pics of her when I typed in "Dez". Also about tattooed girls, I prefer my gals without the tats but it isn't a deal breaker for me either, if someone's hot it's going to take a little more than some strange

markings made of ink to scare me away.

Try Dez-singer...

And as far as tattoos...seeing as I am covered in them 'd be a bit of a hypocrite if I turned my nose up at a girl who has ink...not to mention I find tattooed women very...very attractive.

I was typing in "Dez" not "Dev".

Cheesecat wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

FITZZ wrote: Dez...she looks a bit like a less attractive Jennifer Love Hewitt.

I didn't get any pics of her when I typed in "Dez". Also about tattooed girls, I prefer my gals without the tats but it isn't a deal breaker for me either, if someone's hot it's going to take a little more than some strange

markings made of ink to scare me away.

Try Dez-singer...

And as far as tattoos...seeing as I am covered in them 'd be a bit of a hypocrite if I turned my nose up at a girl who has ink...not to mention I find tattooed women very...very attractive.

I was typing in "Dez" not "Dev".

...Oh...hell...my bad, I believe I gave you the wrong name..

FITZZ wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

FITZZ wrote: Dez...she looks a bit like a less attractive Jennifer Love Hewitt.

I didn't get any pics of her when I typed in "Dez". Also about tattooed girls, I prefer my gals without the tats but it isn't a deal breaker for me either, if someone's hot it's going to take a little more than some strange

markings made of ink to scare me away.

Try Dez-singer...

And as far as tattoos...seeing as I am covered in them 'd be a bit of a hypocrite if I turned my nose up at a girl who has ink...not to mention I find tattooed women very...very attractive.

I was typing in "Dez" not "Dev".

...Oh...hell...my bad, I believe I gave you the wrong name..

Yeah, Dez is quite different from Dev.

So I unintentionally started a fap party? Welcome to a day of my life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgEixhE3Oms
In the first part she looks like a Minnesotan soccer mom. Am I seriously the only one seeing this?

Edit: And for the record I enjoy tattoos. They're not really a plus or minus for me, but chicks with tattoos usually put up with the kinkier stuff.

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:So I unintentionally started a fap party? Welcome to a day of my life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgEixhE3Oms
In the first part she looks like a Minnesotan soccer mom. Am I seriously the only one seeing this?

Edit: And for the record I enjoy tattoos. They're not really a plus or minus for me, but chicks with tattoos usually put up with the kinkier stuff.

What makes Minnesotan soccer moms worse then other soccer moms?

FITZZ wrote:
And as far as tattoos...seeing as I am covered in them 'd be a bit of a hypocrite if I turned my nose up at a girl who has ink...not to mention I find tattooed women very...very attractive.

How bout now?

feeder wrote:

FITZZ wrote:
And as far as tattoos...seeing as I am covered in them 'd be a bit of a hypocrite if I turned my nose up at a girl who has ink...not to mention I find tattooed women very...very attractive.

How bout now?

Depends...how much have I had to drink??

FITZZ wrote:

feeder wrote:

FITZZ wrote:
And as far as tattoos...seeing as I am covered in them 'd be a bit of a hypocrite if I turned my nose up at a girl who has ink...not to mention I find tattooed women very...very attractive.

How bout now?

Depends...how much have I had to drink??

You have just downed a Sink the Bismark! or a Tactical Nuclear Penguin.

Chowderhead wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

feeder wrote:

FITZZ wrote:
And as far as tattoos...seeing as I am covered in them 'd be a bit of a hypocrite if I turned my nose up at a girl who has ink...not to mention I find tattooed women very...very attractive.

How bout now?

Depends...how much have I had to drink??

You have just downed a Sink the Bismark! or a Tactical Nuclear Penguin.

... ...I was thinking more along the lines of a liter of Jack Daniels and a half fifth of Jagger...and even then...prolly not.

My affinity for tattooed woman lays much more in this realm...

FITZZ wrote:

On that note, google Veronica Gomez. Dayum.

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

On that note, google Veronica Gomez. Dayum.

I take it you have met this fine lass?

Also, Dayum.

Chowderhead wrote:

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

On that note, google Veronica Gomez. Dayum.

I take it you have met this fine lass?

Also, Dayum.

Nope...though I've met many like her ...and Cannerus...I love you man..

FITZZ wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

On that note, google Veronica Gomez. Dayum.

I take it you have met this fine lass?

Also, Dayum.

Nope...though I've met many like her ...and Cannerus...I love you man..

Not you, Cannerus. She's from Texas, as well. He goes to many parties with the women folk there, and she looks like his kinda gal.

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:

KingCracker wrote:No, I agree with the musicians = hotter argument. I worked with this girl that was fairly attractive, and completely into me. So I took her out a few times and things were really starting to go places. Then, a fellow at our work, said "hey come to my bands show tomorrow night" and she left me in the dust to date the other guy, and he had a good 100pounds on me, and was hideous. Im not talking because Im a man and dont look at men that way, I do, sometimes if a fellow looks good, ya just have to acknowledge that. Not him though, incredibly fat, bad skin, greasy hair. And the worst part was, they had nothing in common, but it all came down to him being in a band.

Fer realz

My point is, if she had to choose between that guy and aforementioned auto-tuned sex and drinking song guy, the latter would win. So I hypothesize.

That's not really what I'm talking about. I mean that if it came down to a choice between two guys of roughly equal looks and personality, the guy with musical talent would have the edge, however slight. I'm not talking about a choice between two musical performers operating within two discrete musical idioms. How often does that arise, anyway? Can't be that often.

Albatross wrote:

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:

KingCracker wrote:No, I agree with the musicians = hotter argument. I worked with this girl that was fairly attractive, and completely into me. So I took her out a few times and things were really starting to go places. Then, a fellow at our work, said "hey come to my bands show tomorrow night" and she left me in the dust to date the other guy, and he had a good 100pounds on me, and was hideous. Im not talking because Im a man and dont look at men that way, I do, sometimes if a fellow looks good, ya just have to acknowledge that. Not him though, incredibly fat, bad skin, greasy hair. And the worst part was, they had nothing in common, but it all came down to him being in a band.

Fer realz

My point is, if she had to choose between that guy and aforementioned auto-tuned sex and drinking song guy, the latter would win. So I hypothesize.

That's not really what I'm talking about. I mean that if it came down to a choice between two guys of roughly equal looks and personality, the guy with musical talent would have the edge, however slight. I'm not talking about a choice between two musical performers operating within two discrete musical idioms. How often does that arise, anyway? Can't be that often.

Yeah Its a well known fact, I read a big article in men's health about it. And when they asked 10,000 women what a mans ideal job is, "artist" beat engineer, doctor, stock broker, you name it. Women think that creative men are impressive, because women are shallow.

I mean, actors, artists and singers are knee deep in clunge. You dont see men going after women just cos they can sing or paint. We have good honest animal attraction. If a woman is dog ugly, then I don't want to shag her. Thus I hypothesise that men are less shallow than women, because we only care about looks primarily. It sounds funny, but I view that as less shallow in a strange way.

On that note, (im good at drawing) whenever I was interested in a bird, I always tried to find an excuse to write them a letter or a card, and fill it with cartoons and drawings and gak, and I swear my record must be about 99%. This might be something to do with the fact that im essence of man, but im pretty sure its also because women are ridiculous and for some reason love it when i draw gak for them.

I love the fact that you think judging someone purely on looks is LESS shallow than judging them on artistic ability! You're a fething lunatic sometimes, Matty!

I agree that artistic men are more attractive, I was just noting that the more shallow and flashy the artistic merit, the more it seemed to have an impact in my experience (which sort of goes with what Matty was saying as well ). And judging on looks isn't shallow. Judging purely based on "the inside" just leads to people cheating on one another.

FITZZ wrote:

I'm really not a fan of tattoos or piercings, but this girl would look hot covered in gak. I would prefer her 100% more without the tats though.

Albatross wrote:I love the fact that you think judging someone purely on looks is LESS shallow than judging them on artistic ability! You're a fething lunatic sometimes, Matty!

It fething is!

Clearly a man who wants to feth a woman merely because she is really attractive, is no way as shallow as a woman who ignores her primal instincts to sleep with an ugly fat man just because he is wealthy. That is ... crazy shallow!

I dont want to feth Whoopie Goldberg. I dont care how well she acts and sings!

I see what Matty's getting at...I've known a few artistically talented woman who'd I'd never think about pursuing any sort of "relationship" with due to looks..yet have also known a plethora of attractive women who've hooked up with friends of mine ( who have faces like pit bulls) simply due to the fact they were in bands ...hell , I admit to exploiting that same sort of situation myself when I was actively playing...
It does seem however that many females tend to " overlook" physical appearance if the guy has some sort of "talent"...at least one that gets him noticed on some level.

FITZZ wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

feeder wrote:

FITZZ wrote:
And as far as tattoos...seeing as I am covered in them 'd be a bit of a hypocrite if I turned my nose up at a girl who has ink...not to mention I find tattooed women very...very attractive.

How bout now?

Depends...how much have I had to drink??

You have just downed a Sink the Bismark! or a Tactical Nuclear Penguin.

... ...I was thinking more along the lines of a liter of Jack Daniels and a half fifth of Jagger...and even then...prolly not.

My affinity for tattooed woman lays much more in this realm...

Thank you for that pic, FITTZ.

Well your quite welcome MilkDog...google " Britanya" if you'd like to see more.

FITZZ wrote: Well your quite welcome MilkDog...google " Britanya" if you'd like to see more.

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/gallery/brittanya-ocampo-mug-shot/

Needs an airbrush badly IMO.

Ma55ter_fett wrote:

FITZZ wrote: Well your quite welcome MilkDog...google " Britanya" if you'd like to see more.

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/gallery/brittanya-ocampo-mug-shot/

Needs an airbrush badly IMO.

... ..Hell man, no one looks "good" in a mug shot.

FITZZ wrote:

Ma55ter_fett wrote:

FITZZ wrote: Well your quite welcome MilkDog...google " Britanya" if you'd like to see more.

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/gallery/brittanya-ocampo-mug-shot/

Needs an airbrush badly IMO.

... ..Hell man, no one looks "good" in a mug shot.

And no one looks "Bad" in a centerfold shoot.

mattyrm wrote:
On that note, (im good at drawing) whenever I was interested in a bird, I always tried to find an excuse to write them a letter or a card, and fill it with cartoons and drawings and gak, and I swear my record must be about 99%. This might be something to do with the fact that im essence of man, but im pretty sure its also because women are ridiculous and for some reason love it when i draw gak for them.

I'm good at art too, that's what always what I liked about taking art as an elective because it always be full of hot chicks. Either way, I don't really have trouble conversing with the opposite gender (or really most

people for that matter) but getting beyond that stage I do.

Ma55ter_fett wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

Ma55ter_fett wrote:

FITZZ wrote: Well your quite welcome MilkDog...google " Britanya" if you'd like to see more.

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/gallery/brittanya-ocampo-mug-shot/

Needs an airbrush badly IMO.

... ..Hell man, no one looks "good" in a mug shot.

And no one looks "Bad" in a centerfold shoot.

Rosanne Barr did.. ...It's obvious that without " something to work with" all the airbrushing in the world won't make bad look good.