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My vote would definitely go to Rumer, which is a shame because she's great. Nice voice, beautiful songwriter.

OK, so here's a press shot:

Not bad, eh? In fact she looks very nice in this pic.

But wait...

...That's what she really looks like. Oh, we all do it. Hell, I do it! On band photos, I look slim(ish) and rugged, as opposed to doughy and confused - but at least I still fething look like the same person!

Oh and in answer to the Amy Winehouse comments, she was (IMO) pretty sexy in her pre-crack days:

feth me, compare that to KCs Winehouse shot..

Just say no kids.

Interesting that most of the women in this thread are not actually ugly, just not hotties, and lots of these women are pretty minor celebs. That Hagen lady was the 99 Ballons one?

A thread of famous ugly men would be huge, and most would be instantly recognized.

It's funny that, as a gender, the most important thing to us about a women is, "Would you? (nudge, nudge)" and the answer is almost always "Probably"

Medium of Death wrote:

More Scottish pride...

The Cankles are large with this one...

I find Michelle mcmanus pretty sexually attractive, would defo put the sex moves on her, though probably just the once.

If a big girls got a nice face, i am in like sin.

feeder wrote: That Hagen lady was the 99 Ballons one?

Nope, that was Nena...not Nina...



...99 Luftballons Nena...

Perkustin wrote:

Medium of Death wrote:

More Scottish pride...

The Cankles are large with this one...

I find Michelle mcmanus pretty sexually attractive, would defo put the sex moves on her, though probably just the once.

If a big girls got a nice face, i am in like sin.

Man, there are some fethed up people on here!

Not only is she dog ugly, she is 25 stone, and has teeth like a witch doctors necklace, and you would put the moves on her?!

I think id rather shag my Dad.

feeder wrote:Interesting that most of the women in this thread are not actually ugly, just not hotties, and lots of these women are pretty minor celebs. That Hagen lady was the 99 Ballons one?

A thread of famous ugly men would be huge, and most would be instantly recognized.

It's funny that, as a gender, the most important thing to us about a women is, "Would you? (nudge, nudge)" and the answer is almost always "Probably"

I thought most of the celebs were ugly on here.

RatBot wrote:Not gonna lie, I think I can count on one hand the number of thin Scottish people I've seen in pictures.

Seems like the rest of the world is finally catching up with us.

I'm part Scottish, and thinner than a ...very thin thing. There are no average-sized Scots. Go big or go home.

CT GAMER wrote:In fairness we should start an "ugliest dakkaite" thread.

Wouldn't it be fun to have an inventory of all the pot bellies, receeding hair lines, and fashion fails open for public discussion?

We could just rename the other thread, "Show Yourself...and Get Burned!"

Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you the ultimate specimen of dirtiness. Sure, if you hose her off and slap on enough makeup, she passes for "not hideous". But, in her natural form, I wouldn't go anywhere near her.

So, without further adieu, I present Courtney Love:




Edited to fix my broken image.

mattyrm - As always your comments tend to make me laugh. I think I remember you saying your not a fan of the big ladies once before....though I could just be making that up.

On a side not:
Many thanks to the compliments on my threads, it takes many "Oh feth that, this is lame *delete*" to get what I make


And my contribution as well. Terrible singer, terrible writer, only made 1 decent song IMHO, AND uses and abuses her dead hubbies fame to afford drugs!



Maybe its how she is as a person, Im not sure, but she is so dog ugly and down right disgusting

Ahh, Nice one there KC...( and Grakmar)...Courtney Love is a fething Ghoul in every sense of the word.

whoa, me and Grakmar must have shared brain waves or something. Posted before reading this last page



Yes ghoul. Thats a perfect word to describe miss love





Now that I looked, Mattrym is even funnier, and Id still have sex with that large woman, whoever she is.

FITZZ wrote: Ahh, Nice one there KC...( and Grakmar)...Courtney Love is a fething Ghoul in every sense of the word.

But, I beat his post. Why does he get the primary acknowledgement while I only get the secondary?

It's just not fair!!!

KingCracker wrote: whoa, me and Grakmar must have shared brain waves or something. Posted before reading this last page

Yeah, I don't know what Kurt was thinking with that one. I know he was all grungy, but he was a famous rock star and had his pick of women. Why choose that?

Im guessing because my picture worked? Ionno. But I agree, I mean guys like William Shatner, are married to gorgeous women....and hes known for tv commercials anymore. Kurt Cobain was KURT fething COBAIN! *faint*


The world will never know

KingCracker wrote:Im guessing because my picture worked? Ionno. But I agree, I mean guys like William Shatner, are married to gorgeous women....and hes known for tv commercials anymore. Kurt Cobain was KURT fething COBAIN! *faint*


The world will never know

Wait, are you saying my picture doesn't work? It looks totally fine on my computer... Is this a KingCracker issue or is everyone seeing my picture broken?

MeanGreenStompa wrote:

you won this thread

Grakmar wrote:Wait, are you saying my picture doesn't work? It looks totally fine on my computer... Is this a KingCracker issue or is everyone seeing my picture broken?

Your picture is a red x on my computer. I can see the rest.

kronk wrote:

Grakmar wrote:Wait, are you saying my picture doesn't work? It looks totally fine on my computer... Is this a KingCracker issue or is everyone seeing my picture broken?

Your picture is a red x on my computer. I can see the rest.

Hmmm.... I'm not sure what went wrong. I'll head over to Nuts&Bolts.

Thanks!

Mr. Self Destruct wrote:

Hasn't aged very well.

Evolves from:

Spoiler:

Wow I didn't realize she aged like that. Thanks a lot man. Up until a few minutes ago, I thought she was hot!

Srsly. And in regards to Gaga being anything other than sexy... you're all mad.

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:

Srsly. And in regards to Gaga being anything other than sexy... you're all mad.

Come on man, Cher is pushing 60 ( hell she might be pulling 60 now)...of course she looks a bit ragged now, but she wasn't a bad looking lady back in her day.

EDIT: Yeah, she's 65...so all things considered she isn't bad looking.

Grakmar wrote:

KingCracker wrote:Im guessing because my picture worked? Ionno. But I agree, I mean guys like William Shatner, are married to gorgeous women....and hes known for tv commercials anymore. Kurt Cobain was KURT fething COBAIN! *faint*


The world will never know

Wait, are you saying my picture doesn't work? It looks totally fine on my computer... Is this a KingCracker issue or is everyone seeing my picture broken?

Its working now, weird.


And Im sorry FITZZy ol boy, but Cher is almost vomit worthy She may have looked good back in her prime, but that was 30-40 years ago

Plastic ages better than human tissue so it really isn't a surprise.

Agreed, how long does it take a landfill to get rid of plastic

KingCracker wrote:

Grakmar wrote:

KingCracker wrote:Im guessing because my picture worked? Ionno. But I agree, I mean guys like William Shatner, are married to gorgeous women....and hes known for tv commercials anymore. Kurt Cobain was KURT fething COBAIN! *faint*


The world will never know

Wait, are you saying my picture doesn't work? It looks totally fine on my computer... Is this a KingCracker issue or is everyone seeing my picture broken?

Its working now, weird.


And Im sorry FITZZy ol boy, but Cher is almost vomit worthy She may have looked good back in her prime, but that was 30-40 years ago

...Oh, I'm not in anyway saying she's a "looker" or what have you, I'm just saying for being "Grandma age" she isn't in that bad of shape...of course multiple visits to a plastic surgeon probably has a lot to do with that.

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:And in regards to Gaga being anything other than sexy... you're all mad.

Meh. She's like a 6 without makeup. She used to be hot, but then 2011 came and
happened.

Perkustin wrote: id pass in that scenario.

I lol'd

"I'd pass, in that scenario" is now a phrase I use daily. From this day forth. Starting today.

Rebecka black

Seriously she isnt half bad looking, specially considering how young she is. I bet in a couple years she will grow into herself and Ill buy the maxim/playboy with her on the cover

Has anyone mentioned Pink yet?