King of the Hill

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**snurl**

Grammar Nazi Zombies arise and edit you off my hill.

**p_gray99**

Too many capital letters, so they turn on you. My hill.

**Wardragoon**

I tell Blaps mother what you are saying about her, she smashes into you, flattening you.

My hill.

**snurl**

The mother of all battles rages around and you are stuck in as well. When the coast is clear I take control of the hill and build a castle on it. The castle moat is filled with pirahna, and there are AA guns on the towers. I raise the drawbridge, and the flag, on my hill.

**Dr. Temujin**

Only problem is, the castle is built on unsteady ground. One day, there's a large earthquake in the vicinity, and the castle, and everything in it, collapses into rubble. I then pilot a flying saucer and use a robot arm to place my flag with my face on it on...
My hill.

**p_gray99**

Yeah, but then I get tzeench to take the hill for me, and in return I become a daemon prince who sits on my hill stopping any invaders. My hill.

**TheRobotLol**

I didn't want to do this, but I call in Creed. The hill is now 1000 Grey Knights led by Draigo. You last about a quarter of a second. My hill.

**p_gray99**

Tzeench creates a daemonic incursion on the other side of the galaxy, and all the GK run off over there, while I come back onto the hill. All the GK are too busy to do anything. My hill.

**TheRobotLol**

Someoe throws a Tesseract labyrinth at you. You're only getting out if someone releases you, and no one wants that, not even Tzeentch. My hill.

**p_gray99**

But I'm tzeench's loyal servant, so he decides to put the hill inside the Tesseract labyrinth as well, with me on top of it. My hill.

**TheRobotLol**

You however failed to notice the several C'tan Shards in there with you. You are quickly beaten. As a punishment for not actually dong anything for him and just getting repeatedly defeated, Tzeentch turns you into a mindless spawn, a fate from which there is no escape. I then crack open the tesseract and claim the hill. My hill.

**p_gray99**

I'm still inside the tesseract and attack you, causing tzeench to turn you into a spawn. As I have finally completed a mission, tzeench gives me a second chance and turns me into a horror. Who happens to be on the hill. My hill.

**TheRobotLol**

Because I trapped you and through my actions you became a spawn, Khorne turns me from a spawn into a Bloodthirster. So long Horror. My hill.

**p_gray99**

Tzeench manages to trick Khorne into sending you elsewhere. My hill.

**Castiel**

I move the hill to the Iron Kingdoms. Tzeentch has no relevance to this reality, and you vanish in a puff of logic. My hill.

**p_gray99**

I build my own one. Our hills.

**Dr. Temujin**

An IG artillery regiment pound the "fake" hill into a crater, and then I call in cosmic bulldozers to move the hill to a reality I created, so your fictional characters have no hold, physical, etherial, or otherwise. I then sit on...
My Hill.

**Castiel**

You are off in a world of your own creating, imagining that you own the hill. You are in fact in a straightjacket in a padded cell because you are quite mad. My hill.

**snurl**

I cast Wall of Dirt into the air above you. Ten Million cubic yards of dirt bury you alive beneath my hill
(now much bigger than before)

**Dr. Temujin**

I break out of the insane asylum, fashion a flamethrower out of a super-soaker and duct tape, then proceed to BURN EVERYTHING! AH-HAHAHAHA!!!
My Hill.

**snurl**

When the fire is out, I fly over and drop a hive full of angry bees on you. When they are done stinging you I drop your honey covered body into a pit full of lesbians. My Hill.

**p_gray99**

Meanwhile, everyone has forgotten about the hill which I'm sitting on. My hill.

**TheRobotLol**

I haven't. I casually walk up the hill behind you, before kicking you off. My hill.

**p_gray99**

I draw my pistol and shoot you in the head, before walking up to the hill. My hill.

**Dr. Temujin**

(Mmmm, lesbians-- err, I'm sorry!)
I lead my newly fashioned army of Lesbians of Lesbos Island and have them toss you off the hill and into the Grand Canyon. They have sworn eternal Loyalty to me and me alone.
My Hill. And an awesome party.

**Wardragoon**

You keep the hill for the majority of the month, but when PMS hits you find out they are all synchronised, I disguise myself as a chick with an army of PMSing lesbians to defend me on
My Hill

**p_gray99**

Uh, this is going a bit far. There's only one thing for it.

My crater.

**Dr. Temujin**

Then, in a freak accident, the Exterminatus fleet is destroyed in a warp storm before they can deploy their munitions.
Oh, and I knock Wardragoon off...
My Hill.

**snurl**

I send you a Candygram. It is actually filled with a bomb.
My hill.

**p_gray99**

I kick you off the hill, before deploying ten billion imperial guardsmen to defend the hill for me. My hill.