King of the Hill

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**Castiel**

I begin a Scorched earth policy in the area around the hill. Your soldiers begin to starve and resort to cannibalism. You are eaten, and the last defender starves to death. I walk up the hill with supply of food and sit down. My hill.

**Dr. Temujin**

A sniper team head-shots you, then provides cover while I step up to take...
My Hill.

**CthuluIsSpy**

I use voodoo to turn your snipers inside out.
I then wire the hill with nukes.

If I can't have the hill, no one can.

**Wardragoon**

I walk up to you, punch you, take the detonator. And blow up the hill. In a radiation suit, I walk up and claim the highest point on the edge of the crater.
My Hill

**snurl**

I arrive in a CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT and knock you into the crater, where mutant ants decide you taste good. My hill.

**Wardragoon**

After the mutants see my hirsute body they not only decide not to eat me, but choose to follow me en masse. Me and the mutant horde overrun the CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT CARRIER, throwing you on the fire next. We eat tasty pumpkin on
My Hill.

**p_gray99**

But it's not a hill, it's a crater!
My crater.

**Wardragoon**

I use my army of mutants to fill in the crater, burying the CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT CARRIER. Making a hill. More importantly its
My Hill.

**p_gray99**

The carrier's plasma engines blow up. My nuclear crater.

**snurl**

I burrow deep beneath the earth's crust and create a fissure so that lava spews up into the crater, fills it, then heaps up until a sizeable new hill is created. Then I resume my position at the top of my hill.

**Dr. Temujin**

I then summon Pele, the Goddess of Fire, and task her to remove you from the hill. By physical force if necessary. I then take a seat on...
My Hill.

**snurl**

I appeal to Pele and she peels you off the hill, then squirts you out of the universe like a watermelon seed. I remain on top of my hill.

**Dr. Temujin**

I appeal to Tzeentch while in the warp. I come back, beat the snot out of Pele, and fling you into the warp portal I entered from.
My Hill.

**Doomhunter**

I, disguised as Alpharius, disguised as myself, sneak up on you and throw you off My Hill.

**snurl**

As you sleep, I return and glue you into a rabbit suit. Then I post rabbit season signs all over the hill. When you awake you are assaulted by shotgun fire from all directions.
I smell rabbit stew cooking as I relax on my hill.

**Doomhunter**

You find my Alpharius disguise in the hill, it turns out to actually be Alpharius. He kills you then I take off my Alpharius disguise.
My Hill

**p_gray99**

I then bolter you and alpharius to death. With 50 vulcan mega-bolters. My hill.

**Wardragoon**

I stealthily tread through the forest of guns, then I unplug the generator to the feed hoppers. As you try to open fire I walk up and pimp slap you off
My Hill

**p_gray99**

Lucky I've got backup generators linked separately to each of the mega-bolters and very good patrols then

My hill.

**Wardragoon**

I call in artillery fire on the Ammo bunkers, with bunker busters.
I walk up under a seeming sky of fireworks. I stand atop your burnt and shrapnel filled corpse. Singing a song about

My Hill.

**p_gray99**

Slaanesh likes the song and takes you as its own, before ressurecting me. My hill.

**Wardragoon**

I win slaanesh's favor, I convince her you are a sex god, so she takes you away to use you for kinky experiments. I stand pitying you on
My Hill.

**p_gray99**

After a few experiments, she decides to turn me into lucius the eternal. I then come down and kill you with my whip on
My hill.

**snurl**

I whip up a tornado to blow you off the hill and all the way to Oz, where you land on Nurgle's lap. I dig in on top of my hill.

**Coolyo294**

I deploy a DKoK siege regiment. After a decade long artillery bombardment, the hill is obliterated and I construct a new hill in its place.

My hill.

**snurl**

I infiltrate your construction crew and bury you under tons of concrete, near the top of my hill.

**Castiel**

I push you in to the concrete before it dries.

My hill.

**Coolyo294**

Taking insperation from Bane, all of the concrete that I'm using to build my hill is actually laced with explosives. My second in command presses the detonator and blows you up.

My hill.

**Wardragoon**

I bring batman.....wait, no god moves...Okay, I bring Commander Chenkov and 30 million guardsmen, after 50% casualties I retake
My Hill.

**Doomhunter**

I bring a single space marine, with no helmet, and a menacing facial scar for all the plot armor, and bitchslap you off My Hill.