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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/02/24 15:58:32
Subject: NOW is the time to post your completely made up Imperial Guard codex rumors!
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Tunneling Trygon
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zedster40k wrote:They will release a rule that means that for evey squad of guardsmen you take, the next unit will be 2pts cheaper per model
Wait, wouldn't taking a certain number of squads lead to guardsmen being free? at certain point levels you could field infinite guardsmen. That's so incredibly broken that I could actually imagine GW doing it...
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Hive Fleet Aquarius 2-1-0
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/527774.page |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/02/24 16:42:11
Subject: NOW is the time to post your completely made up Imperial Guard codex rumors!
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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Squidmanlolz wrote: zedster40k wrote:They will release a rule that means that for evey squad of guardsmen you take, the next unit will be 2pts cheaper per model
Wait, wouldn't taking a certain number of squads lead to guardsmen being free? at certain point levels you could field infinite guardsmen. That's so incredibly broken that I could actually imagine GW doing it...
At current guard point costs if you'd only need to take three infantry squads for them to start to become free. Though, I disagree that this would ever be put into a codex. They'd of course put it in a supplement and charge you what the codex costs for it.
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/02/24 16:48:36
Subject: NOW is the time to post your completely made up Imperial Guard codex rumors!
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
Eindhoven, Netherlands
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Flinty wrote: Guardsmen Bob wrote:Thanks to many months of pleading, bribery, and blackmail the Imperial Guard is getting a new Elite unit: Guardsman Bob!
Also, I'm counted as a Monstrous Creature!
But do you get all the travelling expenses required to turn up to all the games you will be taken in?
What happens when you get removed from the table?
In fact, he just gets to stand on the table and kick enemy models off the table. Also, he also gets a special stomp attack, in which every model under his special shoe shaped template (now for onlt €240,-, limited edition) suffers a literal destroyer hit! Every model that breaks or falls apart is removed as a casualty
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1400 points of EW/MW Italians (FoW)
2200 points of SoB and Inquisition (40K)
1000 points of orks (40K)
Just starting out with Ultramarines (30K)
Four 1000-2500 point forces for WHFB (RIP)
One orc team (Blood Bowl) |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/02/24 17:03:58
Subject: NOW is the time to post your completely made up Imperial Guard codex rumors!
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Leader of the Sept
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Brother Michael wrote: Flinty wrote: Guardsmen Bob wrote:Thanks to many months of pleading, bribery, and blackmail the Imperial Guard is getting a new Elite unit: Guardsman Bob!
Also, I'm counted as a Monstrous Creature!
But do you get all the travelling expenses required to turn up to all the games you will be taken in?
What happens when you get removed from the table?
In fact, he just gets to stand on the table and kick enemy models off the table.
While shouting incoherently, don't forget that part
Also, he also gets a special stomp attack, in which every model under his special shoe shaped template (now for onlt €240,-, limited edition) suffers a literal destroyer hit! Every model that breaks or falls apart is removed as a casualty 
Nice. Codex:Guardsmen Bob is born!
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Please excuse any spelling errors. I use a tablet frequently and software keyboards are a pain!
Terranwing - w3;d1;l1
51st Dunedinw2;d0;l0
Cadre Coronal Afterglow w1;d0;l0 |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/02/25 16:03:39
Subject: NOW is the time to post your completely made up Imperial Guard codex rumors!
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Ork Admiral Kroozin Da Kosmos on Da Hulk
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If your table crumbles under the weight of Guardsman Bob, it counts as Exterminatus: All models take one S10 AP1 hit, then continue the game on the ground. New Types of terrain: Remains of the gaming table provide 4+ cover and count as difficult terrain.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/02/25 16:04:03
7 Ork facts people always get wrong:
Ragnar did not win against Thrakka, but suffered two crushing defeats within a few days of each other.
A lasgun is powerful enough to sever an ork's appendage or head in a single, well aimed shot.
Orks meks have a better understanding of electrics and mechanics than most Tech Priests.
Orks actually do not think that purple makes them harder to see. The joke was made canon by Alex Stewart's Caphias Cain books.
Gharkull Blackfang did not even come close to killing the emperor.
Orks can be corrupted by chaos, but few of them have any interest in what chaos offers.
Orks do not have the power of believe. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/02/25 16:16:01
Subject: NOW is the time to post your completely made up Imperial Guard codex rumors!
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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rowenstin wrote:
6- Wibble
If your warlord isn't modelled with his underpants on his head and two pencils stuck up his nose or is a comissar, reroll on this table. Your Warlord and his unit is automatically placed in Reserves and only comes into play on the roll of a 6 and doesn't enter the battle automatically in any turn, but can give orders to any unit in the table that has a Voxcaster while he's in Reserves and doesn't count as destroyed if he never enters the battle.
Automatically Appended Next Post: Any lasgun modeled with either a laser sight or a flashlight automatically counts as twinlinked.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/02/25 16:21:13
Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/03/01 11:49:05
Subject: Re:NOW is the time to post your completely made up Imperial Guard codex rumors!
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Jovial Plaguebearer of Nurgle
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I want a T10 Guardsman!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/03/01 12:19:25
Subject: Re:NOW is the time to post your completely made up Imperial Guard codex rumors!
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Regular Dakkanaut
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All Guards except Cadians and Catachans will disappear or be turned in to "guards that come from X planet, but look exactly the same as catachans and Cadians). All remaining metal models will be melted down and sold for their metal value on the international white metal exchange.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/03/01 12:33:05
Subject: NOW is the time to post your completely made up Imperial Guard codex rumors!
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Hallowed Canoness
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Vendettas will be removed from the codex and replaced with the following entry;
Imperial Armour Volume 3 (second edition) pages 221-222.
The equivalent will be true of any other models only available from Forge World. They will remain usable, but an additional book will therefore be required to field them.
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"That time I only loaded the cannon with powder. Next time, I will fill it with jewels and diamonds and they will cut you to shrebbons!" - Nogbad the Bad. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/03/01 15:26:11
Subject: NOW is the time to post your completely made up Imperial Guard codex rumors!
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Tough Tyrant Guard
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New Order: Danger Close
If passed, it allows the unit in question to be covered by a friendly blast, large blast, template (etc.) marker in the shooting phase. Normal leadership and morale tests apply.
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(Behemoth - 2,000 Points Painted)
(Alpha Legion - 2,000 Points Painted)
- Favourite Opponent - Local RTT Dec. 2018
(Vior'la Sept - 1,000 Points Painted)
- Medusa V Veterans, Konor Veterans
(Steel Legion - 1,000 Points Painted)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/03/01 15:43:26
Subject: NOW is the time to post your completely made up Imperial Guard codex rumors!
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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Here's a rumor that I hope comes true:
They'll produce more female IG models for me to include in my army, even if it's just heads for cadians.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/03/02 11:45:03
Subject: NOW is the time to post your completely made up Imperial Guard codex rumors!
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Leader of the Sept
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At this stage the biggest fake rumour is that there is a new Guard codex in the offing
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Please excuse any spelling errors. I use a tablet frequently and software keyboards are a pain!
Terranwing - w3;d1;l1
51st Dunedinw2;d0;l0
Cadre Coronal Afterglow w1;d0;l0 |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/03/02 12:10:04
Subject: NOW is the time to post your completely made up Imperial Guard codex rumors!
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Hallowed Canoness
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Ouch, burn.
Does this Exalt button actually do anything?
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"That time I only loaded the cannon with powder. Next time, I will fill it with jewels and diamonds and they will cut you to shrebbons!" - Nogbad the Bad. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/03/02 14:06:50
Subject: NOW is the time to post your completely made up Imperial Guard codex rumors!
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Tail-spinning Tomb Blade Pilot
Israel
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You the IG codex comes out. You get one, seems nice, balanced, you read it and you figure out how the IG is going to play as you make up your own list for your non- IG army for your game against you friend's.
You get to the game and deploy your armies when suddenly you realize something's wrong- there's way too many models on your opponent's side of the board including 3 baneblades, and from the way the guy's been talking everything's way more powerful than it should be.
Feeling cheated you demand to see your friend's codex and he obliges. You read and slowly realize that he's right, this is nothing like the codex you read last night.
How could this be? What could've happened?
It must've taken a tactical genius to...
*looks closer at the IG command squad*
CREEEEEEEEEED!!!!
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6,000pts (over 5,000 painted to various degrees, rest are still on the sprues) |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/03/02 14:14:53
Subject: NOW is the time to post your completely made up Imperial Guard codex rumors!
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Dakka Veteran
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Melissia wrote:Here's a rumor that I hope comes true:
They'll produce more female IG models for me to include in my army, even if it's just heads for cadians.
That one's a heartbreaker. :(
(Do you have the old female Guardsmen from waayyyy back in the day? The LE Commisar's the newest, then Warrior Woman, then Vasquez and the grenade launcher, then two plain ol' Lasgunners from Rogue Trader days. I think those six are it.) Automatically Appended Next Post: Heck, time for a rumor. Huzzah!
Feeling that the existing Cadians were fine, save the new Veteran/Special Weapon plastics set, and that the Catachans still sold well enough, GW has decided to bring in one plastic alternate set. No, not the Iron Guard. No, not the Talaran. No, not the ... look, will you just let me finish already?
GW has decided to throw a bone to the gaming community that's over the age of "Girls have cooties" and introduce the new Sarmatia Oriopatans plastic sets. Consisting of a ten-woman guard sprue, a 10-woman heavy weapon sprue, and a five-woman command sprue, each is chock full of options that range from special weapons to medikits to voxcasters to command bits, with the command sprue even including a new Commisar option. Of particular note is that each sprue comes with a wide variety of heads, including twice as many as needed to allow for diverse customization. That one features a classic Sisters f Battle hairstyle could lead legitimacy to further rumors of a plastic Sisters set to follow later this year.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/03/02 16:57:33
Subject: NOW is the time to post your completely made up Imperial Guard codex rumors!
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Monstrous Master Moulder
Sacramento, CA
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IG are getting squatted. They're going to be written out in the 7th ed release. Go buy some space marines instead.
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Agitator noster fulminis percussus est |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/03/03 07:13:21
Subject: Re:NOW is the time to post your completely made up Imperial Guard codex rumors!
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Inspiring SDF-1 Bridge Officer
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Due to complaints as to how easy guardmen die, GW will replace them with an elite fighting force consisting of individual models that can be armed with a unique assortment of weapons and special character rules.
Meet the team:
(And even these guys used lasguns!)
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It never ends well |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/03/03 07:36:35
Subject: NOW is the time to post your completely made up Imperial Guard codex rumors!
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Veteran Inquisitor with Xenos Alliances
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Guardsmen will get a power armor unit as a new elite unit. They'll be Adeptus Mechanicus so they won't be better than marines, incase you were worried.
Sentinels will be replaced with a slightly larger two seat version that looks even more like something from Starwars... It'll be new so it won't suck as much. That unfortunately won't matter since the close combat variant is a must take... Too bad it looks terrible.
Roughriders will get mechanical horses! But their rules are the same!-WTF?!!?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/03/21 19:24:14
Subject: NOW is the time to post your completely made up Imperial Guard codex rumors!
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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The doctrine system is back!
You buy generic IG but add customizable skills and wargear to them to better represent their unique backgrounds.
After testing the system in nearly 3 games GW has ironed out all the problems!
For example you can turn your IG into Deathworld Vets by buying Infiltrate (3 points/model), Knife Fighters/+1 WS (3pts) and stealth (3 points).
Anyone who points out that you're now paying more points for an IG than for a Marine is a WAAC player and will be ignored.
Thanks to this system Battle Sisters will be folded into the IG by taking the doctirines: Power Armor (5pts), Bolters (5pts), Steadfast Faith (5pts) and Veteran/+1 BS (5 pts). The fact they now cost more than terminators is fair and balanced since SoB are supposed to be rare in an IG army.
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