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*opens up with bolter*
FOR THE EMPEROR! AT THEM BROTHERS!

FETHING NORMALFETHS! Get OUUUUUTTTT!!!

*custodes raises a sword and marches at Matthew*

You shall not see the Emperor's Throne this day.

You'll have to wait a second brother Custodes, we're a bit busy here.
*dodges choppa, shoots ork in face with bolter*
But if you'd likeyou can help out with the orks
*clubs a boy to the ground*

*grabs a Nob, janks his mouth open and spews dank memes into it, killing him*
Y'know, I bet-
*REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE's 30 Boys to edath*
These guys are out for me. I'm pretty rare.

*smacked across the room by a nob, crashing into Matthew*
*gets up and helps him up*
Sorry about that.

Grabs axe and charges the nearest ork.

Sorry warkitten, your covered in bits of ork

*custodes nods before turning his attention to the orks*

I have fought your kind on Ullanor. You stand no chance.

*fires several rounds into the ork's before charging into the fray with his sword*

Frag out!

Everyone duck!

*ducks a little too slowly and is hurled across the room*
Ow......

Right gentlemen, once we sort these orks out.

I see the ecleisarch palace southwest, may find some good stuff and decent wine ;-)

Who is the ecclesiarch?

*finds flat surface and rolls out a bunch of rune carved wood and stone, a wolf claw and a d20, 6,100 and a broken fragment of pot*

No one teach runes? Seriously?
The building is in a stable temporal well, about 8000 years give or take a century forward from our time state. By using the wolf claw you tap into the....... So basically, you read the universe.

And they call us savages

<<Pumpkin vines spring from the ground, snareing each ork's ankles, then dragging them under the ground as they shreik in agony.>>

No! Leave them alone you American vegetable!

*sets fire to Snurl with his blowtorch*

Guys, calm down. Besides, you're safe with me! I'm the rarest pepe on Ear-

*gets stabbed by an Ork

Tsk, noob. You expect me to be impressed by you being a rare Pepe when I'm already the 28,000 year old last Russian in existence?

Ruski yes? Davai davai rush b NOOB TEAM

Ignore him. He's from the Pepe Legion, one of the lost ones. They never make any sense

Oh those. Somthings best not said. *tugs beard uncomfortably*
Space wolves and all....

I know nothing of those events *lieing abit too badly*

You're a horrible liar you know that right?

There primarch claimed to be rarer than the emperor, and by that humanity new overlord.

Did not go down well, you all know how he could be in a bad mood..... Russ, well was Russ.....

Not pretty, alota destroyed memes, wolves, turns out his skill with sword was not rare enough.

Some say he fled to the eye of memes past.

I think Khan went to go beat the snot out of him for RHEEEEEEEEEEING too many of his sons.

*covers over pepe kill markings,* nothing to see, just wolves, lots of wolves. *covers odd symbols with a wolf fur cloak, nothing, to see* our legion never was in a few places....

*facepalms*
You wolves are as subtle as a thunder hammer to the head.

Don't you think that's understating it a bit?

*tugs beard*

Thankyou, our legion motto, how did you know it?

*Tosses runes out*. agh, slightly cloudy, some showers.

*punches jhe in the face* How DARE you say our primarch wasn't rare? He was the rarest of them all!